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The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

The defense has pulled out the ultimate desperation move and apparently claimed that the judged lunged at them.

Televise this trial immediately.

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The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

convincing a guy whos trying to hate crime you to Jack off with you instead is such a power move

Maybe that tactic actually works 100% of the time, but Jussie was the only person to ever even try it.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Jussie's crimes are pretty heinous when you consider his first crime was to try and start a race war so he could be popular; and now he's trying to cover up his race war by attempting to show his accuser is gay so he gets beaten to death if he ever goes back to Nigeria.

The guy is legitimately a monster.

The Human Crouton fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Dec 7, 2021

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Instead of trying to prove his innocence, Jussie should have tried to convince the jury to jerk off and do drugs with him.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

I’m vulnerable. I’m just a vulnerable little guy, please don’t mess around with me

You're lucky that I'm too busy messing with other vulnerable people at the moment.

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