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barnold

what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot


-weed plants are mandatory in your front yard

-at least one (1) reggae song must be blasted out your windows every week

-dippy

-no "harshing the vibe". this will be determined judiciously

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hbag



im going to build a 40 foot ham radio tower and you cant do a loving thing about it except whine and possibly grovel



probation badges & flag tracker

FluffieDuckie



Will I need advance approval to start my moat project?


Thank you for the beautiful sig Kaiser Schnitzel!

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




FluffieDuckie posted:

Will I need advance approval to start my moat project?

you would need a permit to keep your lot moat-free

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thank you fisto and psp!!


thanks to lord ddfg for making me mayor for life of quincyville!


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biosterous




hbag posted:

im going to build a 40 foot ham radio tower and you cant do a loving thing about it except whine and possibly grovel

can i borrow your ham radio tower pls


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thank you manifisto for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him or they/them, either works

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus





How many hammocks am I allowed on my lot?

Dads Dip Cup



look, we're going to have to talk about the bouncy castle in the front yard. we're starting to get complaints, you see. could we maybe set up a system so that everybody gets a turn, we have a few people who are feeling left out

Dads Dip Cup



signs posted all throughout the neighborhood saying "keep ON the grass"

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Dads Dip Cup posted:

signs posted all throughout the neighborhood saying "keep ON the grass"

Chinatown

~*Suck My Balls*~

paint your house however you want. the brighter colors the better.

Burrito Based Life Form

Android Blues



barnold posted:

-at least exclusively one (1) reggae song must be blasted out your windows every week hour of cloudless sunlight

Macnult


absolutely no junk cars, “project” vehicles, etc. are permitted in your yard unless
A: it is a hobby
or
B: you have a pet and they enjoy hanging out in/on them

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.


You are not allowed to remove a tree or plant that a pet enjoys.

This will be determined by sitting down (yes) with the pet and asking it in a sad voice if they want the tree gone. If they look sad to us it's a no go.

We will be very high.

google THIS



The latest resolution has passed and we are now officially an im gay-ted community

pnac attack



you can't just like, own a home man

https://giant.gfycat.com/EasygoingHeartfeltBigmouthbass.mp4ty mani <3

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


hbag posted:

im going to build a 40 foot ham radio tower and you cant do a loving thing about it except whine and possibly grovel

That ham better be stolen

ELTON JOHN


condo crew checking in

pros:

no grass to mow
nice view
you develop meaningful relationships with your neighbors

cons:

cant make a big garden
not a lot of storage space
you develop meaningful relationship with your neighbors


Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I don't know any of my neighbors. But I'm in an apartment. Even if it's called a condo here for some reason.

ELTON JOHN


sorry it was a typo i meant condom


Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


As a non sex haver, I only barely understand this.

Twenty Four




ELTON JOHN posted:

condo crew checking in

pros:

no grass to mow
nice view
you develop meaningful relationships with your neighbors

cons:

cant make a big garden
not a lot of storage space
you develop meaningful relationship with your neighbors

ELTON JOHN posted:

sorry it was a typo i meant condom

No grass to mow? Up to you.

Nice view? Maybe, depends.

Relationships with your neighbors? You sly dog!

Not a lot of storage space? You know they come in bigger sizes right?


Ty Van Go Go Go for the sig!

Zurtilik

:parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot:

Biggest Idiot in Birdom


The one time I lived in a condo I had one old man neighbor yell about how he didn't want to take care of kids again (Referring to us, the 22 year olds) and then an old lady threatened us with a kitchen knife because she thought we were being too loud taking out the trash.

Zurtilik

:parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot:

Biggest Idiot in Birdom


That same old man went on a rant about if we didn't lock the main lock that people would get in and try to rape the women.

google THIS



All homes must have at least one entrance with a dick sucking trolley robot-accessible ramp complying with all applicable local and state dick sucking trolley robot accessibility laws

google THIS fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Dec 5, 2021

Lock


Petition to allow skapunk to be allowed in lieu of reggae

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so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!


huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

Twenty Four




homeboners association


Ty Van Go Go Go for the sig!

barnold

what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot


Lock posted:

Petition to allow skapunk to be allowed in lieu of reggae

no petitions. reggae or $69,420 fine. you could try and sue but good luck, we got johnnie cochran

barnold

what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot


if the reggae isn't blasting, your money won't be lasting :rznv:

Lock


never fails, HOAs always powertrippin

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so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!


huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


Dads Dip Cup posted:

signs posted all throughout the neighborhood saying "keep ON the grass"

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


Yes, I'm sure we can all rely on Barnold to provide tasty snacks at the meetings. But I think the real thoughts on skateboard inclusion within our cosy little space should be determined by the weekly "punks n surfers" alliance.

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus





Am I allowed to keep my Halloween decorations up year round?

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


Zil posted:

Am I allowed to keep my Halloween decorations up year round?

It's illegal for you not to. Everyone must have some form of seasonal decorations up, but they're only allowed to change them once every year

Twenty Four




Zil posted:

Am I allowed to keep my Halloween decorations up year round?

A drummer I used to be in a band with and his roommate did this at least inside and it was delightful! They also had a dedicated vintage arcade and pinball room and that was pretty great too! Good times!


Ty Van Go Go Go for the sig!

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus





alexandriao posted:

It's illegal for you not to. Everyone must have some form of seasonal decorations up, but they're only allowed to change them once every year

Cool it is a bunch of spooky skeleton flamingos

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Is it cool if I let poster The_Rob to live on my lawn?

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

Coating my home in wool so it doesn't get cold in the winter.



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How Wonderful! posted:

Coating my home in wool so it doesn't get cold in the winter.

Doing this and also keeping some sheep in the yard so Bo-Pepper won't take any voyeuristic pictures of my property

barnold

what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot


"I thought this was the chill neighborhood" well you thought wrong mother fucker. this ain't mister rodgers neighborhood

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biosterous




Escape From Noise posted:

Is it cool if I let poster The_Rob to live on my lawn?

:hmmyes:


https://gfycat.com/lastpersonalchimneyswift.webm
thank you manifisto for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him or they/them, either works

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