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aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

only a little though, you roustabout!!

sorry that was a bit mean of me

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teen witch

Hugs are better than drugs!


aldantefax posted:

only a little though, you roustabout!!

sorry that was a bit mean of me

I can take it

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

(carefully setting up a folding table with a purple drop cloth and a hand-written sign: ďsmall insults: available on requestĒ)

heh hehÖjust wait for all my good friends to come byÖiíll roast em real good

hopefully they donít think i mean it and hurt their feelings though

Stoner Sloth



hit me with your best shot!

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

teen witch posted:

I can take it

woah hey there! canít you see iím setting up the insult table over here! get in line, youÖearly bird!

sorry that was just poor timing on my part you can get your insults even though i havenít finished the set up over here

youíre a poo head!

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Stoner Sloth posted:

hit me with your best shot!

stoner sloth more like boner sloth ha ha, iím making fun of your name!

oh man that was just vulgar, iíll have to take that one back to the drawing board

teen witch

Hugs are better than drugs!


aldantefax posted:

woah hey there! canít you see iím setting up the insult table over here! get in line, youÖearly bird!

sorry that was just poor timing on my part you can get your insults even though i havenít finished the set up over here

youíre a poo head!

who? Moi?

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'


uh no haha just kidding sorry oh gosh

Stoner Sloth



aldantefax posted:

stoner sloth more like boner sloth ha ha, iím making fun of your name!

oh man that was just vulgar, iíll have to take that one back to the drawing board

haha you sure got my number down!

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



Go ahead, I can take it.

And by "I can take it" I of course mean I will fold like a lawn chair in a hurricane

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Go ahead, I can take it.

And by "I can take it" I of course mean I will fold like a lawn chair in a hurricane

you can take it alright! take it to the market place of compliments, where you can find people to compliment you! you giant baby!

actually i was there at the market the other day and they are very nice people

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




you cant hurt me


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


biosterous




i am ready to be insulted


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thank you manifisto for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him or they/them, either works

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

you cant hurt me

oh yeah! well arenít you a real tony stark iron man smarty pants what with your money and powered robot suit and all

(checking notes) is that what iron man is? iím not a batman guy

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

biosterous posted:

i am ready to be insulted

hereís a classic one for you: your father smelled of elder berries! boom! grilled

wait what do elder berries actually smell like i feel like iíve had them in a jam or something before at a restaurant is that actually an insult

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

(muttering) keep it together fax you can do it, you can insult people! believe in yourself

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

OKÖ but only if itís just a little bit!


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Uria aalge posted:

OK… but only if it’s just a little bit!

Who even are you!?

Wait that only works as an insult if your reputation and fame or infamy is called into question, or possibly if someone has an existential crisis

...hmm

Hang on let me try a different one

You smell like you went to the perfume store and got a bunch of samples! I hope you like smelling nice, friend!!!

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

aldantefax posted:

Who even are you!?

Wait that only works as an insult if your reputation and fame or infamy is called into question, or possibly if someone has an existential crisis

...hmm

Hang on let me try a different one

You smell like you went to the perfume store and got a bunch of samples! I hope you like smelling nice, friend!!!

Well! I never! A bunch of samples! Huh! Like a greedy, indecisive perfume freak? Is that it?
And all those flavours together, must be such a confusing mix, who would do such a thing?

Nevermind, nevermind, sticks and stonesÖ
Smelling nice is fine, itís OK! lots of people smell nice.


Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Sherbert Hoover



I'm not sure this will be good for my psyche but I'm willing to try new experiences


https://i.imgur.com/ZOIVskR.mp4ty ChubbyChecker

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Uria aalge posted:

Well! I never! A bunch of samples! Huh! Like a greedy, indecisive perfume freak? Is that it?
And all those flavours together, must be such a confusing mix, who would do such a thing?

Nevermind, nevermind, sticks and stones…
Smelling nice is fine, it’s OK! lots of people smell nice.

Woah! If you don't smell nice then that's okay too everybody has their own unique aromas. I heard there are services where you mail in one of your shirts and they match you up with people who like how you smell? Is that still a thing? I feel weird about this.

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




aldantefax posted:

oh yeah! well arenít you a real tony stark iron man smarty pants what with your money and powered robot suit and all

(checking notes) is that what iron man is? iím not a batman guy
lol nice try

chump


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Sherbert Hoover posted:

I'm not sure this will be good for my psyche but I'm willing to try new experiences

How about you try a book for once you uneducated barbarian! The library is free and I will drive you there and help you sign up for a library card

Buy you a lunch and a coffee

Just making sure you are all set

Appreciate you, friend!!

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

lol nice try

chump

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you taking students?

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




aldantefax posted:

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you taking students?

yeah i am but i don't think you've got what it takes


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

yeah i am but i don't think you've got what it takes

Oh...hm

Well okay you're still a nice friend and I wish you all the best!

Sherbert Hoover



aldantefax posted:

How about you try a book for once you uneducated barbarian! The library is free and I will drive you there and help you sign up for a library card

Buy you a lunch and a coffee

Just making sure you are all set

Appreciate you, friend!!

that's great but what I really need is for somebody to pay my fines on my current library card but I guess you're too cheap, buster


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ELTON JOHN


alright but please do not be too mean or personal


aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Sherbert Hoover posted:

that's great but what I really need is for somebody to pay my fines on my current library card but I guess you're too cheap, buster

Oh well I have an entire trust dedicated to paying off library fines exactly for this reason please don't be mad

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

ELTON JOHN posted:

alright but please do not be too mean or personal

More like purse on all the benches in the park because your largesse precedes you!

(wait is that a compliment or an insult)

Ok yoogle definition of largesse

Oh

Ohhhh

Eat My Ghastly Ass



do it

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'


Uhhh

(flipping through notebook)

You are a yak! And not a cool one either! All the other yaks I know skateboard and do parkour!

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

I mean unless you don't wanna be a yak

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

(nervously sweating) who else wants a piece of this!!! I mean, only if you wanna, don't want to force anything

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

They are gonna revoke my license to insult at this rate... I have a mortgage...

Sherbert Hoover



where'd you get your insult license? the nice store??


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aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Sherbert Hoover posted:

where'd you get your insult license? the nice store??

hey! you know what, you are beiní a meanie right now, and I will not tolerate it! this is only for light insults!

besides I havenít passed the exam yet for mean insultsÖi failed the test last week :(

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




hi fax

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

give me ur worst OP

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aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'


hi sk! (waving)

oh wait probably should get you an insult huh

sk you are a foolish dreamer that everybody admires and you should never give up on your dreams! you inspirational, wonderful fool!

hmmÖthink Iím on to something here

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