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The regular "line" posters get the prestige but also the workload and the uniforms are boring. Joining the BYOB Irregulars you have to bring your own cat and bong rather than be issued either, but you get more of a choice in this regard. |
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Not that easy friend. *puts on sunglasses* *spits tobacco dip on the sand* I am Orb Instructor Bart. But for the next two months you can call me Sir. When I say post you start posting. When I post a joke you emptyquote it. When I tell you to bring me a footlong you ask how many centimetres it should be. Take your pets and hobbies and report to the assigned url. You're going to the Sig Station. We're throwing you into the deep end. Sink or swim baby! The IK will make a real poster of you yet. Maybe you thought this was going to be all movie nights and joke feuds with Coupons & Deals. But over the next eight weeks you're going to be marching (in place) and posting more than your lazy behind thought possible. It'll be one challenge after another and... *passes out in a cloud of weed smoke* *there was nobody in front of me to begin with* |
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Dec 6, 2021 18:56
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Ooh we're doing tips? Stay away from knives. Yes we are high. No that does not stop us from playing with sharp objects. Actually don't stay away and instead get close to knives. Make 'em your friends. They're just misunderstood. |
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Dec 7, 2021 23:43
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What you have to realize is that the 'YOB is a fierce battleground of ironic ownage. The more wholesome and nice you are to others here the more you're wrecking their poo poo. So if you want to be the alpha you have to be kind to everyone. |
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Dec 9, 2021 20:55
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