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Cosmic Thing
Sep 24, 2019


Is it misogynistic or feministic for a dude to leave the toilet seat up in a unisex public bathroom?

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


It's considerate to leave it up, because otherwise the chances are some dirty guy will piss on it.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






sit to pee, stand to poo.

Aardvark!
May 17, 1993




I'm not lifting that seat up after I just got done pissing all over it.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"

Buglord

I always lift it up and pretend I wasnít in there taking a huge poo poo

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


even if you dont need to use the bathroom. just make it a habit of going in to lift up all the seats up, for sanitation reasons. especially in the ladies' room

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.



Toilet Rascal

I walk into the bathroom, stand vacantly for about a minute, and then walk out to immediately piss, poo poo, and vomit on the floor.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

Beachside!


long clogger

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!


I just unbolt all the seats and take them with me.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

You have to carefully balance it at a 45* angle, possibly pissing on it first

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



Make sure that, if the lid is up, you slam it down as hard as possible so it can be heard within 100 feet.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



Moan and scream as loud as you can as you void yourself and no one will knock on the door

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


So everybody is using their shoe to lift the seat, right?

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



Always take your shirt off and drape it over the stall door so that others know it's occupado.

egg_dog
Nov 11, 2005

*craps erotically*



Fun Shoe

Drape your shirt along the seat to avoid getting a cold bottom when you sit

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







I like the seats that have that little handle on the side so you can lift it without touching the seat proper but itís always got piss on it anyway.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



Bags Fly at Noon posted:

I like the seats that have that little handle on the side so you can lift it without touching the seat proper but it’s always got piss on it anyway.

Those are car seats

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Take the seat home, wash it in the dishwasher, return it. You're not an animal.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



Remove the entire toilet and place it in your closet to hide your forbidden shame

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012



what if my poop is taking a me

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Always make a HD video recording of your making GBS threads event and show it to the janitor afterwards to prove you didn't do anything untoward

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



Rig up a speaker to play "Please suh, may I have anothuh?" after every automatic flush.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Flex and aim girl, itís a manís world. :haibrow:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



Alright.
I've decided.

I'm going toilet-free for 2022.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Robo Reagan posted:

what if my poop is taking a me

Remind it to flush before you can make another post.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




Big Beef City posted:

Alright.
I've decided.

I'm going toilet-free for 2022.

Bucket?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



Do I look rich to you

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




Roof it is then

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Robo Reagan posted:

what if my poop is taking a me

Poopception

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Just poo poo your pants

hbag
Feb 13, 2021



every poo poo ive taken in the past 7 years has needed 3+ flushes

they call me "big poo poo" hbag

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



big poo poo
full of poo poo

I mean it's basically the same

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]


the last soup i made has got me really gassy but not uncomfortable, like the kinda farts that are just good clean fun

anyway eat more fiber, poo poo thread

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Iím lactose intolerant and I had a pint of ice cream for dinner last night so I predict a toilet in my very near future.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Don't forget to tip the toilet after it has received your waste

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


I've got really good aim OP. I just leave the toilet seat down the entire time.

Cosmic Thing
Sep 24, 2019


If you go into the bathroom and notice that someone has peed on the seat, what is the proper way to handle the situation? This is assault, right? Pee on the seat is like fightiní words.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Cosmic Thing posted:

If you go into the bathroom and notice that someone has peed on the seat, what is the proper way to handle the situation? This is assault, right? Pee on the seat is like fightiní words.

Have you seen the movie Death Wish?

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The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

by Fluffdaddy


Women should not be allowed to toilet

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