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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

I don't know about you, but

1) I thought he died in like 2007 or something
2) I'm glad :)

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Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:

lol eat bananas in hell bich

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



What a shame

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

It wasn't me.
AND YOU CANT PROVE IT

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

F

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

send not to know for whom the bell Doles

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004


College Slice

Again?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Still can't believe he outlived Norm

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Brittany Spears gets her life back and Bob Dole is dead. hmmm

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Oh yeah god ol bobby dole

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



I always think about the little joke headline in the bottom left corner of this Onion newspaper from like 2000

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



I remember him from that episode of the Simpsons

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





donít be sad, itís just god recalling one of his angels

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!

I thought that which is dead may never die?
So confused right now

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


Outlived Norm. Mission accomplished.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009



bob dole

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



I really thought he died in 2015.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

The rest of him caught up with his dick.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



I forgot what crimes he did but I'm willing to bet we aren't worse off without him

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003



Fun Shoe

why do people hate bob dole?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




I wonder if he's gripping a pen in the afterlife

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


bewbies posted:

why do people hate bob dole?

1994 and itís aftermath. But at least he wasnít a cowardly chickenhawk piece of poo poo like most modern Republicans.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


now what we will call welfare?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"


Good

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010





rest in piss

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Rip Lob Dobe

Butterwagon
Mar 21, 2010



Bob Dole wasn't dead already? What the gently caress

ProperCoochie
Oct 11, 2004

In Sicily, carbombs are more dangerous than women.

Wasn't he forced to brag about using Viagra with his 75 year old wife because Republicans only vote for STRONG AND VIRILE MANLY MEN

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?



I actually like boost

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



ProperCoochie posted:

Wasn't he forced to brag about using Viagra with his 75 year old wife because Republicans only vote for STRONG AND VIRILE MANLY MEN

No he was retired by that time. He did ads for viagra because he liked to gently caress and viagra helped with that. It was really a miracle treatment at the time, before that most men with e.d. were told for years that they had impotence, a psychiatric condition, when in fact it was a circulatory issue.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Butterwagon posted:

Bob Dole wasn't dead already? What the gently caress

He was but he got better

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin

Bob Dole is imitating Norm Macdonald now, RIP

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005





Whooping Crabs posted:

Still can't believe he outlived Norm
He didn't want to live in a world without his best impersonator.

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.


Yam Slacker

the fact that he outlived Norm is weird

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I will miss his line of delicious fruits at the grocery store.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Whooping Crabs posted:

Still can't believe he outlived Norm

Szyznyk posted:

Outlived Norm. Mission accomplished.

Glottis posted:

the fact that he outlived Norm is weird
did you know what else another thing, is, Norm Macdonald, the comedian that died earlier this year? he used to do a great Bob Dole impersonation, and Bob Dole outlived him. funny ol' world

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

but, 9/11 was a national tragedy.

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Xotl
May 28, 2001

Be seeing you.

Man, his 1996 presidential campaign website finally went down too. The grim reaper has no respect.

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