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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

For to us a child is born,
to us a son is given,
and the government will be on his shoulders.
And he will be called
Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God,
Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.


Athanatos posted:

It's back.

Will Ben Simmons get traded?
What will happen with Kyrie?
Will Westbrook fit in LA?
Who can't adjust to the Trae Young Rule?
Are the Warriors back?
How dead is Kawhi Leonard?
The Bulls are BACK.
Does Lillard get traded?

Nope,
Third Eye Still Very Open
He fits right in with the bad defensive team.
Dame, and Harden(he's figuring it out though)
Extremely
tbd
:hmmyes:
Probably not, but lmao Olshey

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

MALCOLM SEX


Going on a hunger strike until the spurs stop winning loving games what the gently caress come on
If we dont get a top 3 pick in this draft or the next one, i'm coming for pop's wine cellar

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

MALCOLM SEX


Also lmao
https://twitter.com/EnesFreedom/status/1467525844000145414
Never really liked Lin that much but we finally have a cornier player beefing with him

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
And now the whole nation - pulpit and all - will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Also lmao
https://twitter.com/EnesFreedom/status/1467525844000145414
Never really liked Lin that much but we finally have a cornier player beefing with him

Please don 't take the bait J-Lin.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


Punkin Spunkin posted:

Also lmao
https://twitter.com/EnesFreedom/status/1467525844000145414
Never really liked Lin that much but we finally have a cornier player beefing with him

What is that even in response to?

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016



Away all Goats posted:

What is that even in response to?

lins parents being from taiwan and jeremy playing in china. its deranged poo poo

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

MALCOLM SEX


Just completely deranged lol

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011



Battle for the Basement tomorrow. One for the ages. Worst record versus the team that got blown out the worst in NBA history. The master Presti versus the Protege Weaver. Who can tank better or is it worse? It'll be bad.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Just completely deranged lol

It's like he promised the CIA he could get NBA players to talk smack about the CCP and he's getting increasingly desperate to pull it off.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012



You go on tuckers show once and you just immediately start doing next level racism

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

Rhode Island Commodore


AggressivelyStupid posted:

You go on tuckers show once and you just immediately start doing next level racism

He looked so smug too

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

MALCOLM SEX


I'd like to REMIND Pop and the Spurs organization that we were some of THE BEST og tankers. It can be done again!!! See, there's this friend of Tony's...

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003



LeBron James explains why he was angry with the way the NBA handled his positive COVID-19 test
https://sports.yahoo.com/le-bron-james-explains-why-he-was-angry-with-the-way-the-nba-handled-his-positive-covid-19-test-144951650.html

LBJ is in danger of his first losing season (in games he played) since his rookie year in 2004.

pepperchomp posted:

Well, this, no doubt. I was talkin more of the recent years with cp3 and pg13 and russ. I feel like Billy mighta been useful right now.

I'm confident that CP3, PG-13 and RW would bring more wins to the Thunder ATM than adding Billy Donovan.

creamcorn posted:

he is shooting layups like lakers lonzo, judging from those fg%/3p% stats. or bad middies, who knows?

Denzel Valentine is shooting 100% from 0-3 feet, 0% from 3-10 feet, 16.7% from 10-16 feet, 0% from 16-3P feet and 30.4% from 3P-100 feet.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007


https://twitter.com/NBA/status/1467625019048144898?s=20

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola

Fun Shoe

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Just completely deranged lol

Love the “Twitter from iPhone” tag at the end.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003



Gargantuan milestone alert on the horizon:

code:
Player			ABA/NBA WS (including playoffs)
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar	308.97
LeBron James 		298.90
Wilt Chamberlain	278.72
Karl Malone		257.62
Michael Jordan		253.78
Tim Duncan		244.22
Dirk Nowitzki 		229.47
In a matter of weeks LBJ could become the second player to pass the 300 WS threshold.

The Glumslinger posted:

Neither of these explain it being the worst 3 point shooting season since the 98-99 lockout year

One must also factor in how many 3P shots are being taken. This year so far is in line with 2015 and 2016.

And Klay Thompson hasn't played yet. :smugmrgw:


Chauncey Boylen

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

Rhode Island Commodore



I wanted to win so bad :c

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005



https://twitter.com/joelshevik/status/1466477147040661504?s=21
Lol

DJ_Mindboggler
Nov 21, 2013



Lol.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003



More than a quarter through the season now. Here is a NP report of the top/bottom players:


Best overall:

code:
NP	Player
133.24	Kevin Durant
111.2	Rudy Gobert
109.88	Stephen Curry
109.72	Nikola Jokic
106.64	Montrezl Harrell
106.4	Karl-Anthony Towns
103.84	Zach LaVine
102.28	Jarrett Allen
98.84	Giannis Antetokounmpo
98.24	DeMar DeRozan


-17.96	Michael Porter Jr.
-18.8	Kevin Porter Jr.
-24.12	Blake Griffin
-24.44	Josh Giddey
-25.12	Nickeil Alexander-Walker
-26.44	Davion Mitchell
-26.52	Aleksej Pokusevski
-31.4	Precious Achiuwa
-31.6	Darius Bazley
-32.44	Jalen Suggs
-32.92	Saddiq Bey
Best FG scorers:

code:
FGNP	Player
84	Jarrett Allen
82	Nikola Jokic
77	Rudy Gobert
77	Richaun Holmes
68	Montrezl Harrell
67	Kevin Durant
64	John Collins
63	Karl-Anthony Towns
63	Pat Connaughton
62	Stephen Curry


-32	Kevin Porter Jr.
-32	Davion Mitchell
-33	Jayson Tatum
-33	De'Aaron Fox
-35	Precious Achiuwa
-39	Ricky Rubio
-39	Darius Bazley
-42	Nickeil Alexander-Walker
-46	Saddiq Bey
-57	Jalen Suggs
Best 2P scorers:

code:
2NP	Player
85	Jarrett Allen
78	Rudy Gobert
75	Richaun Holmes
70	Nikola Jokic
70	Montrezl Harrell
67	Domantas Sabonis
64	Giannis Antetokounmpo
52	Kevin Durant
51	John Collins
51	Deandre Ayton


-24	Kevin Porter Jr.
-24	Nickeil Alexander-Walker
-25	Darius Bazley
-26	Jayson Tatum
-27	CJ McCollum
-27	Saddiq Bey
-29	LaMelo Ball
-30	Joel Embiid
-31	Precious Achiuwa
-33	Jalen Suggs
-46	Ricky Rubio
Best 3P scorers:

code:
3NP	Player
67	Stephen Curry
64	Patty Mills
47	Mike Conley
47	Grayson Allen
45	Lonzo Ball
42	Karl-Anthony Towns
42	Carmelo Anthony
41	Pat Connaughton
39	Luke Kennard
35	Joe Harris
35	Alec Burks
35	CJ McCollum


-19	JaMychal Green
-19	Jordan Clarkson
-19	Caris LeVert
-19	Jalen Green
-19	Saddiq Bey
-21	Anthony Davis
-22	De'Aaron Fox
-23	Chris Boucher
-24	Aleksej Pokusevski
-24	Jalen Suggs
-26	Bradley Beal
-29	Blake Griffin
Best FT scorers:

code:
FTNP	Player
80.24	DeMar DeRozan
73.4	James Harden
66.24	Kevin Durant
60.32	Jimmy Butler
59.92	Trae Young
54.96	Jayson Tatum
51.8	Jerami Grant
49.88	Harrison Barnes
49.84	Giannis Antetokounmpo
48.84	Zach LaVine


-0.4	De'Andre Hunter
-0.44	Miye Oni
-0.52	John Konchar
-0.52	Ish Smith
-0.76	Tacko Fall
-0.88	Josh Green
-0.88	Ish Wainright
-1.08	Greg Brown III
-1.96	Oshae Brissett
-3.64	Jakob Poeltl
-4.88	Mason Plumlee
The only time the Bulls have finished with two of the top ten NP players was in 1985: Michael Jordan and Orlando Woolridge. This year could be the second.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

Rhode Island Commodore


Jarret Allen fuckin owns

creamcorn
Oct 26, 2007

automatic gun for fast, continuous firing


AggressivelyStupid posted:

You go on tuckers show once and you just immediately start doing next level racism

training with tucker in the offseason to learn antiquated racial slurs.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

Rhode Island Commodore


Da Jews

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Also lmao
https://twitter.com/EnesFreedom/status/1467525844000145414
Never really liked Lin that much but we finally have a cornier player beefing with him

https://twitter.com/___Colb___/status/1467588574874791937?t=EWyQYCvwUO4Jy9NLauNKFA&s=19

Lol

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013



Fun Shoe


This Blazers squad seems worse than the ones that heavily featured Harkless, Aminu and Evan Turner.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming


Probably going to be Charlotte’s only win while the COVID cases are out but that was a real good one. Miles Bridges good

https://twitter.com/hornetsonbally/status/1467662922973421574?s=21

Arpanets
Feb 27, 2012



morestuff posted:

Probably going to be Charlotte’s only win while the COVID cases are out but that was a real good one. Miles Bridges good

https://twitter.com/hornetsonbally/status/1467662922973421574?s=21

Ish Smith had a nice game too. Can’t believe the Hawks lost to the Hornets bench still.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends


Plaster Town Cop

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Also lmao
https://twitter.com/EnesFreedom/status/1467525844000145414
Never really liked Lin that much but we finally have a cornier player beefing with him

Is enes kanter @wasbappin??????

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.


Nap Ghost

Dejan Bimble posted:

Is enes kanter @wasbappin??????

lol

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

verbal enema posted:

Jarret Allen fuckin owns

yeah I'm not surprised to see him name on those lists

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.


https://twitter.com/ESPNNBA/status/1467696021744627714?t=pjorLU9xS3HNIdfAWJaWfQ&s=19

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

A
G****Y
W*P


Pillbug

me: well he’s dumb but I don’t think he’s literally a CIA asset
Enes Kanter: hey everyone this offseason I’m going to be a guest reporter for Radio Free Asia

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice



College Slice

I'm glad the Rockets are showing some signs of life. 25-30 wins is a sufficient tank. No need to embarrass yourselves with a Sixers style 10-win season. If they had a couple real ball-handlers, they actually might be competitive on a nightly basis.

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


Punkin Spunkin posted:

Also lmao
https://twitter.com/EnesFreedom/status/1467525844000145414
Never really liked Lin that much but we finally have a cornier player beefing with him

We’re gonna get our first case of DNP - Havana Syndrome

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


holy poo poo
https://twitter.com/s_helwick/status/1467663265987797003?s=21

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?




Hair Elf


What was it?

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming



https://twitter.com/thenbacentral/status/1467709739031273481?s=21

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



Reddit called him Doug Judy from B99 and that’s all I can see now.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.



Jfc

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005




Jamarcus was a goal.

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