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ITT we shall post songs that are 1. Christmas Related and feel free to stretch that as far as you feel like. see '*' below. 2. Not among the Canon. Bing Crosby is grounds for immediate disqualification. See '**' below 3. Slaps I will start. By topic: Santa Back Door Santa - Clarence Carter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38BCklcvALI Father Christmas - The Kinks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk Electronic Santa - Blazer Force https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf5QR6cOTAE Santa & The Great Beyond - Adam & Elvis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1B-9BbLwbA Hooray For Santa Claus - Parry Gripp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpLIhZ7iTew Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto - James Brown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz48PR__uSo Red Eyed Santa - Dick Smith https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRmjFNg6CF8 Get Behind Me, Santa - Sufjan Stevens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULJTCv_3hIo Bizarre Christmas Incident - Ben Folds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elFIkqlE-FA Chimbley Sweep - Decemberists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYm3-7hkMww Reindeer Christmas Reindeer - The Knife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6JO1-2llEE Doe To A Deer - Los Campesinos! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCp7MpH8xMU Dominic The Christmas Donkey - Lou Monte** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8PnHSV7mag Toy/Gift/Wishlist Tell Mama - Etta James* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcus42ihkTI Gift - Rey Pila https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THwGnpu9jnY I Want An Alien for Christmas - Fountains of Wayne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKTQmZHwDY4 Toy Jackpot - Blackalicious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHLYbLR89Zw The Gift That Keeps On Giving - Super Furry Animals Toys - Epoxies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfDyKtKmXUs The Toy Trumpet - Raymond Scott https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_1rsJo6TNE Toy Box - Sheila E* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfv_iLghnUM A Gift For Melody Lane - Avett Brothers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWA6F6CALZU I-pod X-mas - Hello Saferide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gJ0iqJ3Tuk You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Thurl Ravenscroft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hj3U18FHgQ Tree Everything Is One Big Christmas Tree - The Magnetic Fields https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PCeOrg2Tyc Knotty Pine - Dirty Projectors + David Byrne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFHp3STD034 Pine Tree Smell - STRFKR https://starfucker.bandcamp.com/track/pine-tree-smell Dendrofil for Yggdrasil - Kvelertak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QMTDe0kt0Y Grotesque Ornament - Size https://sizeogband.bandcamp.com/track/grotesque-ornament Mother Popcorn - James Brown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eoSXpNZD9o Poppin' Popcorn - South Street Soul https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRUNNAF5KJ4&t=7s Angel of 8th Ave - Gang of Youths https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGMypR-fvkk- limiting myself to only one 'Angel' Song cause otherwise we'll be here all fucken day. Christmas Dinner Tables & Chairs - Andrew Bird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjKpHnF_sRg Staying Fat - Bloc Party https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XloAFZdCDtI Kid's Table - PWR BTTM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSDyiiVJ5uY&t=1551s Grace - Aesop Rock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5juvd5iV-BQ Deep Fried Frienz - MF DOOM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiYDJ432b0U Table Talk - Hail Mary Mallon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPBew8R4-L0 Family Drama Christmas in Dearborn - Owen Ashworth Merry Christmas From the Family - Robert Earl Keen Holiday - James McMurtry Fairytale of New York - Pogues & Kristy McCall So Much Wine - Handsome Family Christmas Duel - Cyndi Lauper vs. The Hives Merry Christmas (I Don't Wanna Fight Tonight) - The Ramones It's Christmas (For God's Sake) - Nosferatu D2 It's Christmas So We'll Stop - Frightened Rabbit poo poo Christmas - Yr Friends I Will Cry At Christmas - Denim My Beerdrunk Soul is Sadder Than a Hundred Dead Christmas Trees - Joy Formidable That Was The Worst Christmas Ever! - Sufjan Stevens Winter/Snow/Holiday Season Mr. Mistletoe - The Magnetic Fields Holly - Sleigh Bells Spirit of Giving - The New Pornographers Party Hard - Little Isidore Linus and Lucy - Vince Guaraldi Trio I'm Your Weatherman - Delbert McClinton The Ice Storm - The Go! Team Ice Storm, Big Gust, & You - Tilly & The Wall snow falling on a silent night - poemme Abominable Snowman In The Market - Johnathan Richman & The Modern Lovers Valley Winter Song - Fountains of Wayne Super Snowpixels 92 - Yr Friends Holiday - The Tough Alliance https://vimeo.com/118815402 Holiday - Pink Mountaintops Holidays - Miami Horror* Happy loving Holidays - STRFKR Holiday Road - Lindsey Buckingham Christmas, Specifically gently caress You If You Don't Like Christmas - Crudbump https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x17kibh Thank God It's Not Christmas - Sparks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UbkDzp5LuY Gee Whiz, It's Christmas - Carla Thomas Merry Christmas To The Drunks, Merry Christmas To The Lovers - Ballboy Everything's Gonna Be Cool This Christmas - Eels https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0G7Cs5fQKk Is This Christmas? - The Wombats Song For 10 - Murray Gold Space Christmas - Shonen Knife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H_-ia2M2M4 This Christmas - Donnie Hathaway What Do The Lonely Do At Christmas? - The Emotions Christmas All Over Again - Tom Petty Rock N Roll Christmas - George Thorogood Christmas - The Who (or for me, the Rogue Wave cover) A Christmas loving Miracle - Run The Jewels Whiskey Christmas - Darby O' Gill and the Little People Holly Jolly Christmas - The Format** Black Christmas - Poly Styrene The Christmas Reel - The Cheiftains Post Apocalypse Christmas - Gruff Rhys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js8JmTMU_gU Yuletide Throwdown - Blondie & Fab 5 Freddy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fh3VSpSvqY Why Can't it Be Christmastime All Year - Rosie Thomas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYtR-a356Mg Christmas Rappin' - Kurtis Blow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xUFnGWWtoQ New York Is a Christmas Kind of Town - Marah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAkbW2K3ctU Christmas In Hollis - Run DMC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8 Christmas in Harlem - Kanye West https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emz2ciGhsXM Christmas Night In Harlem - The Raymond Scott Quintette https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egbk4EMCoYE Memphis Christmas - Star & Micey https://open.spotify.com/album/7sSUr3S6yzGNY1wSlrOcDX#login Christmas Vacation - Mavis Staples https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-hzsrzaYVs Christmas Won't Be the Same This Year - Jackson 5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOl8PxT0Snc Cheese & Crackers - Note, NO ACTUALLY RELIGIOUS MUSIC. Get outta here with Christian 'rock'. Havin' My Baby - Think About Life* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhqiKF4QyZI Annunciation Day/Born on Christmas Day - Ted Leo Joe Christ - Dan Bern https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0Jng_JxFz8 Jesus Christ Was an Only Child - Modest Mouse Wise Man - Desmond Dekker Jerusalem - Dan Bern https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycv4vLVvkB8 Gift Of The Magi 2: Return Of The Magi - AJJ Waters of Nazareth - Justice To The Church - The Equals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aFnEWKNLOE Late For Church - Drive By Truckers Church Pants - Hail Mary Mallon I Am The Way - Loudon Wainwright III https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Ron0wiJWQ Faith - George Michael* Jesus Built My Hotrod - Ministry* Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/whatever else (I am Pointedly omitting the Kyle Broflofski South Park song, I am ashamed to admit I have one song that even slightly fits the theme. SOMEONE FIX THIS) What We Do On Christmas - Atom & His Package https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPZHfjnxKrk Royal Oil, by the Bosstones? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzYUAim0k80 New Year's Auld Lang Syne - Titus Andronicus** New Year's Eve - Tom Waits New Year's Eve In A Haunted House - Raymond Scott Restless Year - Ezra Furman This Year - Mountain Goats The New Year - Death Cab For Cutie Together We'll Ring In The New Year - Motion City Soundtrack Up All Night - Viagra Boys Alt Sein - Pisse https://pisse.bandcamp.com/track/alt-sein I Need Never Get Old - Nathaniel Rateliff & The Nightsweats Ice of Boston - Dismemberment Plan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5dt_tJsqLc I Did Something Weird Last Night - Jeff Rosenstock Resolution - Motion City Soundtrack 100 Resolutions - Sundowner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGVQ-VqmLKI The New Workout Plan - Kanye West I Swear I'm Not Chris Farren, Chris Farren's Agent or Chris Farren's Mother Belize Navidad - Chris Farren Christmas Guitar - Chris Farren I'm Not Ready For Christmas - Chris Farren Chris Farren's Disney's Frozen - Chris Farren again Waiting For You In The Snow - CF Like A Gift From God Or Whatever - Yep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLrIJFHSn4Q Merry Christmas Again - That's Right The Undertaker - Chris Farren Emo Revival Christmas 2014 - And so on Happier New Year - And so on Shelby's Christmas Eve - And so forth I Wish It Was Christmas Every Day - Fris Charren Capitalism, Explictly Big Sale - Parry Gripp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1tdLlk4iUI This Sale Is Gonna Blow Your Mind - Parry Gripp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XO2QLX-q2s 100 Shopping Days Till Christmas - Russian Futurists https://soundcloud.com/upperclassrecordings/the-russian-futurists-100 Sometimes You Have To Work On Christmas (Sometimes) - Harvey Danger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3ogxQsMxO8 * Not so much about Christmas as they are very fun songs, and the titles means no one will notice them in the mix till it's too late. ** As OP, the rules did not exist until I hit 'post' therefore me breaking the rules by putting some canon in there predates the law and is therefore grandfathered in. Law is always and everywhere subservient to power. E: Gonna try to be a good sport like everyone else and link audio. Gonna take a while, obv. PipHelix has a new favorite as of 00:23 on Dec 20, 2023 |
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This thread grew out of the Boomer Hate thread. Basically, the cover must be such that a random 65 year old would try to turn off the car stereo if you played it. Songs by black artists automatically count, universally and definitionally. Also, try adding the name/track, cause digging through my old stuff to put the original post together, it's incredible what a short half life Youtube links have. PipHelix has a new favorite as of 04:52 on Dec 6, 2021 |
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PipHelix posted:Black artists automatically count, universally and definitionally. Run Rudolph Run - Chuck Berry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiadNVhaGwk Though Mainstream and Boomer-accepted, must therefore count. All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY Couldn't be more overplayed but busting into the mainstream of Xmas songs after 1960 is like running a 3 minute mile. https://xkcd.com/988/ PipHelix has a new favorite as of 17:51 on Dec 24, 2022 |
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This is that poo poo I'm talking about! More please!
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2021 18:26 |
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HERO
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2021 21:21 |
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ReidRansom posted:Murder City Devils - 364 Days
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2021 21:25 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFofKGKlWo4 Player's Ball - Outkast
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 15:04 |
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Another Lonely Christmas - Prince https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc4VpgCe_Do La Fiesta de Pilito - El Gran Combo - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftdu8IHjNUw The Man With All the Toys - Beach Boys - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60vjjZcegMU And gently caress it, riding the edge of 'no standards' but: This Christmas - Donnie Hathaway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhKVSZsRxQM Chestnutz - Bootsy Collins - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOfTCvxXGVM Merry Christmas, Movie House
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Tokelau All Star posted:How about some tasteful-rear end Charlie Brown inspired piano tunes? How about gently caress Yes? PipHelix has a new favorite as of 20:10 on Dec 25, 2021 |
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My Last Christmas - The Dirtbombs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4tw91JEAMs All The Best Wooden Toys Come From Germany - Broken Social Scene - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh_5Kln3rsI Take Back The Toys - The Hives - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1ghW0oWA5I Toy Shop - Rebelski - https://www.hungama.com/song/toy-shop/33593049/ (No idea how reputable this site is. Not, probably. Anyway, first free option on Google, where the song plays, no 30 second bullshit. Caveat emptor) Brotherhood of Man - Afro Kelenkye Band - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAOr7O-Edvs Merry Xmas, Everybody - Service Group - https://servicegroup.bandcamp.com/ All I Want For Xmas (Is A Tascam 388) - Pond - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_cxC8ZsP7o Xmas Carol, NYC - Parker Lewis - https://soundcloud.com/parkerlewisse/parker-lewis-xmas-carol-nyc Ornamental - Scissors For Lefty - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x15I2A0-ITU Deliberately choosing to ignore context so as to misinterpret 'saca el carbón' and delcare Noreste Caliente - Band of Bitches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAS9mtDlV-c A Christmas Song, Actually. Wishing a 45 degree Christmas y un chingo de cervezas to all you movie houses. PipHelix has a new favorite as of 22:45 on Dec 25, 2021 |
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Vulfpeck - Christmas in L.A. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5K3UgrPdbQ I would randomly download an album with an Xmas song in it first week of Jan.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2022 07:11 |
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NECRO! Stan Rogers - First Christmas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chTMOuuUZi4 Tom Waits - Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxVo5mjK4eg John Prine - Christmas In Prison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Ig33jctXs&t=2s Weird Al - Christmas At Ground Zero https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU Weird Al - The Night Santa Went Crazy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FJU4GrXztE
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2022 19:31 |
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Wesley Willis - Merry Christmas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJS0r55ofEA Wesley Willis - Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CExG80kfNKg Shonen Knife - Sweet Christmas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X_X1yPbqKk Josh Ritter - Wintertime (And The Snow Is Comin' Down) https://livesessions.npr.org/videos/josh-ritter-wintertime The Fuzztones - Santa Claus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEhPvVCeGnE The Cosmonauts - It's Christmas Day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z20uwj4KYyQ Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan and Tracy Morgan - I Wish It Was Christmas Today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDdSQlCbJ90
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2022 03:57 |
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Sparks - Christmas Without a Prayer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdQ4pLaPuYw LCD Soundsystem - Christmas Will Break Your Heart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3kPH2MJzlg Payola$ Christmas is Coming - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5P5uf3HLmQ
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2022 14:41 |
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Dixville posted:Oi! To The World - Vandals I was about to congratulate you on bringing the second Hannukkah/Jewish song to this several hundred songs long list, but I decided to click first and make sure. Then again given my standards for 'Christmas related' if I was Jewish, I'd allow it. Ambitious Spider posted:Glad to see Marah get some love. If you ever get to see their annual (though not this year, and I missed last years) Christmas show, it's a complete blast. I Oh yea, Good On Everyone For Submissions! PipHelix has a new favorite as of 18:24 on Dec 24, 2022 |
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The Lunar Year - Merry Nightmare SUV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WoilqhEXDg Merry nightmare everyone!
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2022 19:17 |
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Almost forgot about this list, then I ran the series on Eagleheart, and the credit song after Chris Elliot commits suicide in a men's room and a rando takes a poo poo on his severed head jogged my memory. And got a new song for the list. James King - "Christmas Is Sooner Than You Think" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwuEbxZsrdU Merry Xmas, and *kerplunk*
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2023 23:52 |
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:How is Fairytale of New Goddamn York not 'part of the canon' Grew out of the Boomer Hate thread. "The Canon", "Boring Bing Crosby poo poo from 1950", call it what you like. Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You is also on here, if that helps you calibrate. PipHelix posted:All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY Kid Creole & The Coconuts - Christmas on Riverside Drive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4cnQPMJzJM PipHelix has a new favorite as of 15:05 on Dec 9, 2023 |
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Here's a Zen Koan that defines what counts and what isn't: Chuck Berry's Run Rudolph Run (1958) is not considered Boomer poo poo but the countrified version I had to listen to at the rural Hannafords last night that Shazam tells me was put out in 2019 would be ineligible. There's a subtle distinction that cuts across age and general popularity.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2023 16:34 |
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Rufus Thomas - Be Your Santa Baby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcoJQEbdUIU Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings - Big Bulbs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL19eKEa3CY
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2023 15:05 |
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:OK fine. Geez. gently caress Yes. Snoop Doggy Dogg, Daz Dillinger, Nate Dogg, Bad Azz, and Tray Dee - Santa Claus Goes Straight To The Ghetto - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so1i47jcHf8 The Burning Hell - Last Winter - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X-vF2roVmA Oneida - Christmas With The Freaks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egePRbeLRi4
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2023 00:21 |
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Oh! Madonn'! The gently caress have we gone 3 years and no one suggested this. Gonna go put rocks in my pockets and walk into a lake. Holiday - Madonna - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rswx2Z7SDw
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2023 00:27 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:also a quick glance at the html reveals there are 142 videos embedded on this page, so if we could try and make it to page 2 before the servers melt and die that would be good Btw, I run so many privacy/antiscripting stuff that I see a very different site than most people. For me it's a bunch of plaintext URL's. Are there actual videos embedded throughout? Jesus gently caress this thread must be unreadable.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2023 00:37 |
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Nightmare Cinema posted:Did a Christmas special on the radio this week. https://indignity.substack.com/p/jingle-all-the-way Just saw this this morning and was planning on getting into it. Great minds
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2023 14:44 |
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Please Don't Joke About "I, Robot" This Christmas - Paul F Tompkins & Scott Aukeeman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3zBOEJ-ndg
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2023 21:04 |
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Emily Spinach posted:Today I learned about the B side to the original Jingle Bell Rock single: Love it Who Are You - The Evaporators - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xblZgdUubYc Happy When It Snows - Seafang - https://seafang.bandcamp.com/album/happy-when-it-snows Merry Xmas Everybody - KIDZ Allstarz - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1laFnx_T9k Last Song - Jason Webley - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIy40zAlblk Talkin' Christmas Goodwill Blues - John Wesley Harding - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnFe2kL-BBY Merry Xmas Everyone, whatever Xmas you Celebrate
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 01:21 |
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E: Whups
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