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Escape From Noise

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Mondays. They get a bad rap. That fat, sassy, orange cat hates them (and is very vocal about it!). They've been called manic. First day of the new week (work). All kinds of unhappy unpleasant stuff. But is that fair? Maybe Monday needs a makeover? It's named after the moon, and we know the moon is beatiful, but usually followed by saying the sun is more beatiful. Like, dang!

So what can we do to make Mondays a little more cool?

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

rename it metaday

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We need a Monday Food, like Tuesday has Tacos. All in favor of Mutton Mondays say aye

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We could get together a focus group and see how people like "Masturbation Monday"?

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Areola Grande

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

We could get together a focus group and see how people like "Masturbation Monday"?

now that's some good motivation. no more sunday scaries



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

deep dish peat moss posted:

We need a Monday Food, like Tuesday has Tacos. All in favor of Mutton Mondays say aye

good idea, but I've never encountered mutton. I'm more of a marijuana mondays feller myself

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giving monday a makeover by pushing "makeover monday"


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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

We could get together a focus group and see how people like "Masturbation Monday"?

sorry, i'm saving myself for thursday

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

We could get together a focus group and see how people like "Masturbation Monday"?

concept seem a bit too similar to “Wankin’ Wednesdays” but then maybe there’s room for two masturbation days in the week?

Areola Grande

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Chrs posted:

concept seem a bit too similar to “Wankin’ Wednesdays” but then maybe there’s room for two masturbation days in the week?

at least two

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Chrs posted:

concept seem a bit too similar to “Wankin’ Wednesdays” but then maybe there’s room for two masturbation days in the week?

There better be! I'm not cancelling Tuggin' Tuesdays!

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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Lobbying for Jim Davis to have Garfield come around on Mondays. He can still want people dragged out in the street and shot.

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pay robert smith 10 million dollars to rewrite the song so that it's Friday I'm In Love, But Also Monday, Monday I'm In Love Too

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monday is the new sunday!

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(but you have to go to work tho)

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there's this concept, like, blue monday, puts a real bad vibe on the whole "beginning of weekdays" thing. i propose the opposite; orange monday! adventurous and brave, healthy like the fruit. even garfield approves (hes orange!)! this new paradigm will improve workplace efficiency by percentages!

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Ok hear me out: Mundai

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


Call it Muensday and we all get a nice warm slice of muenster cheese in the mail every week to celebrate.



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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


How Wonderful! posted:

Call it Muensday and we all get a nice warm slice of muenster cheese in the mail every week to celebrate.

Gettin' hyped for Muensday!

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Brew a beer called Monday, then having a case of the Mondays will no longer be a bad thing and in fact it could make you very popular

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I guess I'm not surprised this joke was already done but I admire the dedication to naming your entire brewery so you can make this joke

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google THIS posted:

Brew a beer called Monday, then having a case of the Mondays will no longer be a bad thing and in fact it could make you very popular

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