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aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

tinder
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orbr
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freemasonsonly
okcupid
okeuclid
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aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

forums.somethingawful.com ??

French Accent



amish online dating



big thanks to bad guy!

Zurtilik

:parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot:

Biggest Idiot in Birdom


BirderBuds

The app for birdwatching buds.

ELTON JOHN


NubHub


Sherbert Hoover



fondlr


https://i.imgur.com/ZOIVskR.mp4ty ChubbyChecker

free Trapt CD


Phone

free Trapt CD


What if, instead of Pokemon go it was Pokemon come. Makes u think

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

JzzFnatcs, you know, for all the jzzfns

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

OnlyFlans

Viginti Septem

revertere ad avem tribuum

FurniturePorn.com

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.


OnlyMans

The hangout app for meeting fellow cockles in London.

OnlyBrands

A self-help group for insecure people who express themselves with logos?

Or a dating app for managers of corporate Twitter Ccounts?

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.


OKBoomr

The dating app for when a Minion expresses your true self and you want a date who'll applaud you not leaving a tip as service in the packed chain restaurant was slow.

Zurtilik

:parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot:

Biggest Idiot in Birdom


YouLube



GIF by Khanstant.

Zurtilik

:parrot::parrot::parrot::parrot:

Biggest Idiot in Birdom


Spnkr



GIF by Khanstant.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

okcelaphopod

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.


StudStation

App for asexual people who want to make children through icky intercourse.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.


FlakyDate

Application for people that don't actually have the time for or interest in dating and will both cancel at the last minute and never reschedule but want to be able to talk about dating apps eith people at work or have something like "Yeah I might go out with this one guy..." with friends so you're not excluded from the conversation.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.


MonsterMate

App for people who are truly terrifying.

Or an app for people really into energy drinks.

Are they the same thing?

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.


DateMyDaughter

App for fathers to screen potential dates for their princess and the woman who want to make sure a potential so gets along with her parents right at the start.

Man I've been conned so many times on that app. More often then not the person messaging has no interest in my daughter and just wants to hear some dad jokes. I've even been catfished by a "35/engineer/gentleman" who turned put to be a 21 year old straight woman just wanting help fixing her AC.

barnold

what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot


buttfuckr

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Sexer: You're guaranteed a sexer every time you post!

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.


NeedEmOut

Like DateMyDaughter except it's wealthy parents of neckbeards who promise to shower a gal with gifts and affection if she can somehow get Brad to move into his own apartment OR EVEN JUST LEAVE THE HOUSE ONCE IN A WHILE.

barnold

what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot


look at my freakin butthole dot com

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Spocksuckr: Trekkies' last resort

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.


Pffft. You kids and your computers. In my day an "app" was the plate of breadsticks they provided the table at the Olive Garden. And we didn't need to plan elaborate dates with people we've never met irl. We had a hole in the wall of the bathroom. At the Olive Garden.

It was very convenient and another thing you Millenials ruined.

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



Shingles- an app for single people who want to date other single people, who are afflicted with the virus that causes shingles.

Grinder- an app for people who enjoy dates that include a wood chipper

The Horse You Rode in On- An app that helps you find things to gently caress yourself with, because anything can be a dildo if you have enough determination

Sherbert Hoover



barnold posted:

buttfuckr


https://i.imgur.com/ZOIVskR.mp4ty ChubbyChecker

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.


Cagr app for fans of Nic Cage.

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."


scammr - all the profiles are fake, including yours

Pissed Ape Sexist



FUCKSTUFFdotINTERNET.


Siri call son.


SIRI.




CALL SON

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

OnLeMans, the event and location based dating app where you must be racing in Le Mans, date other racing cars

RenfaireFinder for dates who really want to chow down on a turkey leg

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Shuttlr, for space travelers.

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




Buttchocks posted:

Shuttlr, for space travelers.

We found 7 matches 254 miles away!

https://gfycat.com/delightfuluglydegu.webm

thank you fisto and psp!!


thanks to lord ddfg for making me mayor for life of quincyville!


Add to your sig if you're a proud supporter of Local 69!
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

DateMyFather

An app for misguided girls who want to play matchmaker for their gay dad.

Twenty Four





Am I the only one that always thought "so the best effort put into this is just "ok" like thats what we are leading off with here?"


Ty Van Go Go Go for the sig!

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Monster.cum

Nosfereefer



hitlr, an online dating app for hitlers

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

more falafel please

forums poster



dharmas only: for free spirits who are married to starched shirts



nut made olafalafel and I'll never let Terry take him again

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nut made olafalafel and I'll never let Terry take him again

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