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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



gently caress man, been grindin it out at this skate resort like a laborer. I was like, drat, two sandwich boards at this joint? gently caress yeah. Then someone told me there was a park on the back end.. :aaaaa:

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

:firstpost:

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

Merry, uuhhhh
hmmm....??

Merry Birdmas


What the heck does this have to do with jupiter or ghosts? :mad:

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks



a jovian haunt?

you've got my attention OP.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



It’s just this little winding sour creek but man.. :stare:

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks



slow down OP. can you help explain where you are on Jupiter?




Note: This better not be a 'on Jupiter' thing, but you're on one of the many moons' like a guy saying he's from Chicago but lives west of Aurora.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks




Are you a beltline guy or....

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



hell astro course posted:

slow down OP. can you help explain where you are on Jupiter?




Note: This better not be a 'on Jupiter' thing, but you're on one of the many moons' like a guy saying he's from Chicago but lives west of Aurora.

Sorry you don’t understand POETRY SCIENCE GUY! :science: :jerkbag:

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

Beachside!


The Great Red Spot is not an eye.

It is an open wound.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

im gonna gently caress the spot

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Your Best Paw Forward

Ham Wrangler

Chinatown posted:

im gonna gently caress the spot

Buddy,

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



One thing I don't understand about Jupiter is, why's it so big?
What's it doing out there?
It doesn't need to be that big. It loving pisses me off is what it does

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Stay safe Jupiter ghost

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

Merry, uuhhhh
hmmm....??

Merry Birdmas


hell astro course posted:


Are you a beltline guy or....

hey where's the ghost belt??

Pahilla the Hun
Jul 24, 2007

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post





you Jupiter, you brought her :tipshat:

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







I’ve heard being on Jupiter is a real…GAS!!! Lmao

1-800-DOCTORB
Nov 5, 2009


as long as you don't make me haunt Uranus

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Sorry you don’t understand POETRY SCIENCE GUY! :science: :jerkbag:

I don't give a poo poo about the poetry science guy, just tell us where the the little haunt is or don't post

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks



I'm starting to think the OP doesn't have a little haunt on jupiter at all, and is infact 'epic bacon narhwaling'. disgusting if true.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





hell astro course posted:

I'm starting to think the OP doesn't have a little haunt on jupiter at all, and is infact 'epic bacon narhwaling'. disgusting if true.

op has absolutely bamboozled us and probably hasn't even been off-world once in his life

Vakal
May 11, 2008


Big Beef City posted:

One thing I don't understand about Jupiter is, why's it so big?
What's it doing out there?
It doesn't need to be that big. It loving pisses me off is what it does

It needs to be that big in order to defeat imposter moons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux_jor2c5Hk

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Dinosaur Gum

I'm about to release a gas giant from my butthole.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


I clicked this thinking it would be science poo poo but no, it's just poo poo

This thread is poo poo

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

Beachside!


Big Beef City posted:

One thing I don't understand about Jupiter is, why's it so big?
What's it doing out there?
It doesn't need to be that big. It loving pisses me off is what it does

gas giants are stars that don't have enough material (gravity) to start hydrogen -> helium fusion

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks



Bula Vinaka posted:

gas giants are stars that don't have enough material (gravity) to start hydrogen -> helium fusion

yea the same could be said about a carrot, the point is we have questions about jupiter and the OP is about to get run out of town for their bamboozlements

ProperCoochie
Oct 11, 2004

In Sicily, carbombs are more dangerous than women.

Thread title 10/10
OP 0/10

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Giant red spot is his rear end

Cosmic Thing
Sep 24, 2019


Is this thread about sandwich shops in Jupiter, FL?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



ProperCoochie posted:

Thread title 10/10
OP 0/10

That reminds me of a joke.

This guy asks his gf “so on a scale of 1 to 10, how was I? :pervert:

“You’re an 8” she says. :j:

He proceeds to pee down her throat, filling her tummy with warm, salty piss.

“What about now?” He says. :v:

“You’re an 8 still” :shrug:

“Goddamn babe let me put on a pot of coffee or something jeez. Hey just give me a number or something too I can’t keep up with your thirst” :downs:

Cosmic Thing
Sep 24, 2019


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

That reminds me of a joke.

This guy asks his gf “so on a scale of 1 to 10, how was I? :pervert:

“You’re an 8” she says. :j:

He proceeds to pee down her throat, filling her tummy with warm, salty piss.

“What about now?” He says. :v:

“You’re an 8 still” :shrug:

“Goddamn babe let me put on a pot of coffee or something jeez. Hey just give me a number or something too I can’t keep up with your thirst” :downs:

bleh

Cosmic Thing fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Dec 8, 2021

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Ask me about my obsessions! I will let you know in every thread I enter.


Some guy named Tony B told me that there are dead things on Jupiter and we have to revive them.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Is this about the Moon Cube?

https://www.space.com/china-yutu-2-moon-rover-cube-shaped-object-photos

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

moon pube

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010



hell astro course posted:

slow down OP. can you help explain where you are on Jupiter?




Note: This better not be a 'on Jupiter' thing, but you're on one of the many moons' like a guy saying he's from Chicago but lives west of Aurora.

What the gently caress how did Galileo make a space probe? Like a big trebuchet that he timed with the moon's orbit or something?

Natty Ninefingers
Feb 17, 2011



I have moon pubes. Right now there’s just a little hint of crinkly silver along the edge of a thigh, and my balls and my dick are just dangling in space. Pretty loving weird, I gotta admit.

The artisanal cheese is a p good side hustle tho.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

That reminds me of a joke.

This guy asks his gf “so on a scale of 1 to 10, how was I? :pervert:

“You’re an 8” she says. :j:

He proceeds to pee down her throat, filling her tummy with warm, salty piss.

“What about now?” He says. :v:

“You’re an 8 still” :shrug:

“Goddamn babe let me put on a pot of coffee or something jeez. Hey just give me a number or something too I can’t keep up with your thirst” :downs:

Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy


Colonel Cancer posted:

Giant red spot is his rear end

Is it facing Uranus?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Not a good time of year to visit Jupiter.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

Beachside!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gCUsOfgjvs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sd2ahUfi9Y

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Oh, pretty, pretty, Blue Bongo!
Bongo-Bongo Blue!! Yah!



Hello Benji my old friend

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