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vanisher



A circle of lawyers lights some candles. I am ripped from my realm and brought to judge the fate of this jaywalker.

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your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




be sure not to write your True Name on the jury forms

https://gfycat.com/delightfuluglydegu.webm

thank you fisto and psp!!


thanks to lord ddfg for making me mayor for life of quincyville!


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nut



i'm sorry your honour I am inherently biased against you free palestine free tay-k


ty Prof Croc for a wonderful sig

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

consider urself fortunate OP. It could have been Jerry duty

:jerry:



winter trashed crew sig by BALLS DILDOŠ

Dads Dip Cup



so tired of this pay-to-win legal system, I can't compete against people who can just pay to keep summoning until they have an entire panel of ultra rare jurors

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.


Explain that while you will do your duty and sit through the case your decision about guilt will be determined using the science of phrenology.

Dads Dip Cup



*on the phone outside the courthouse*

"yeah I'm still here, it's taking forever as always. they've had to recess four times already to regenerate MP. not sure how long it's going to be, I'll call you back once I know something"

vanisher



Before the lawyers can finish their chant a warrior I've made my champion bursts into the Jury Summoning Crypt and destroys their artifacts

vanisher



A witch throws lizard bones into a cauldron, glowing smoke pours out and fills the room. I appear in a circle of chalk with strange runes and animal organs making a pattern on the floor. I'm asked if I watch much local news and after saying that I do the witch grunts angrily and I'm whisked back to my home.

google THIS



Turns out I was summoned to the murder trial of the guy who performed a human sacrifice to summon the last panel of jurors, this system doesn't seem very efficient

Manifisto



the words are ritually chanted and the final juror crashes through the wall yelling "OH YEAH!" this is kool aid sisyphus, doomed to jury service anew each and every day.

https://giant.gfycat.com/BoringUnsungEagle.webm
ty vanisher and deep dish peat moss

WetNightmare

by sebmojo


you dont have to serve jury duty if you cast racism :evilbuddy:

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Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



*ties a bungee cord around my waist to counter the magic of the summoning spell, and for a few laughs*

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


I cast circle of protection against lawful.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Just as long as it's not an accidental death case involving falling off a ladder.

Nosfereefer



all those consecutive life sentences seemed kind of arbitrary until the judge turned out to be a necromancer

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your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




Nosfereefer posted:

all those consecutive life sentences seemed kind of arbitrary until the judge turned out to be a necromancer

xcheopis




Attorneys for both sides hastily invoke Dismissal when I tell the judge I'm true neutral.

Nosfereefer



WIZARD COURT

"in arcane law, crimes concerning magic is considered especially heinous"

every tuesday at 02:00 AM judge Mack "Magick" McMagick will preside over WIZARD COURT

only real crimes, only real WIZARDS

WIZARD COURT

judge mcmagick: "i banish you to the eight circle!"

also, the entire jury's composed of wizards

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Nosfereefer



defence lawyer: "i cast 'OBJECTION'!"
judge: (rolls D20) objection counter-spelled

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


The court spends the equivalent of 100 gold pieces in spell components summoning a juror, but I only get paid $40 a day?

google THIS



Nosfereefer posted:

defence lawyer: "i cast 'OBJECTION'!"
judge: (rolls D20) objection counter-spelled

google THIS



The jury deliberates for days because there's only a 1/2048 chance of rolling a unanimous verdict

Lock


Nosfereefer posted:

WIZARD COURT

"in arcane law, crimes concerning magic is considered especially heinous"

every tuesday at 02:00 AM judge Mack "Magick" McMagick will preside over WIZARD COURT

only real crimes, only real WIZARDS

WIZARD COURT

judge mcmagick: "i banish you to the eight circle!"

also, the entire jury's composed of wizards

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!


huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

nut



OJ sweating as he is about to try on the glove of infinite holding


ty Prof Croc for a wonderful sig

ChubbyChecker



vanisher posted:

A witch throws lizard bones into a cauldron, glowing smoke pours out and fills the room. I appear in a circle of chalk with strange runes and animal organs making a pattern on the floor. I'm asked if I watch much local news and after saying that I do the witch grunts angrily and I'm whisked back to my home.



your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




Nosfereefer posted:

WIZARD COURT

"in arcane law, crimes concerning magic is considered especially heinous"

every tuesday at 02:00 AM judge Mack "Magick" McMagick will preside over WIZARD COURT

only real crimes, only real WIZARDS

WIZARD COURT

judge mcmagick: "i banish you to the eight circle!"

also, the entire jury's composed of wizards

you might be thinking of Knight Court

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


Areola Grande posted:

consider urself fortunate OP. It could have been Jerry duty

:jerry:

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Prof. Crocodile




critical miss on my saving throw now I have to be the foreman :negative:


thank you kaiser schnitzel for this seasonal sig!

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