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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Pine tar soap: Tis the season to smell like a burning pine tree.
 
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Try colonel's man soap infused with essence of gun powder, deer urine and blood!

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just a clarification, we talking about big d male deer urine

* # ¿ Dec 7, 2021 14:18
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Uses an essence of bottled piss and self loathing to sneak up on goon rear end nerds and give them a swirlie :madmax:

* # ¿ Dec 7, 2021 14:42
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Play posted:

This is some deep wisdom, men. Take heed

Just reading the explanation of your routine has just sapped any energy I might have possessed today. Thanks a lot

It's a quote from American Psycho I'm pretty sure.

Goat milk soap owns btw

* # ¿ Dec 7, 2021 19:11
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Play posted:

well im definitely not buying it from that nutcase fundie farming family/going media concern posted upthread

goat milk is better used to make goat cheese, which is better used inserted directly into my mouth

Just rubbing some feta on dick n balls, huh?

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Why you're practically required to

* # ¿ Dec 8, 2021 06:30
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
No there's been quite a few bitching about weird religious cult soaps

* # ¿ Dec 8, 2021 22:43
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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ortolan soap is when you drown a defenseless little sparrow in soap and then use its lifeless bubbly husk as a loofa

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm with god on this one

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Pine tar soap: Tis the season to smell like a burning pine tree.