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Battle Royal 7 6.25%
Blonds and Jurassic vs Acclaimed and 2.0 3 2.68%
Riho vs Hayter 68 60.71%
Chaos vs Young Bucks 20 17.86%
Danielson vs Silver 14 12.50%
Total: 112 votes
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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1468772477744599050

:siren: AEW DARK MATCHES NEED TO BE SPOILER TAGGED IN THIS THREAD :siren:
They can be openly discussed without spoiler tags in the spoiler thread if you wish. Keep AEW Rampage spoilers out of this thread to be safe. Just talk about them in the Spoiler thread. It is for spoilers.
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AEW Dynamite for 12/8 via F4W

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Excalibur, Tony Schiavone, and Taz were on commentary.

CM Punk promo

MJF's music played to start the show, but CM Punk walked out instead. He got a rather mixed reaction in MJF's hometown and proceeded to taunt the hometown fans. He revealed a "four pillars" shirt and called MJF an "incel" before reminding the fans that MJF ran away the last time they squared up.

Next week, Punk will have his eyes on the AEW World Championship match between Hangman Page and Bryan Danielson. Before that happens, he and MJF need to settle things. He said his dog Larry has more balls than MJF -- and he's neutered. Punk wants MJF to stand up and fight, and if that's who the fans back, they're all "chickensh*t."

**********

MJF got a detailed entrance video vignette. He pulled up to his old high school in a Ferrari as a voice-over hailed him as a Long Island hero and listed his accomplishments. He was the only wrestler to get a full entrance for the battle royale.

MJF and Dante Martin were the final two participants in the Dynamite Diamond Battle Royale

The participants were MJF, Wardlow, Matt Hardy, Frankie Kazarian, Jay Lethal, Powerhouse Hobbs, Dante Martin, Lio Rush, Ricky Starks, Lee Moriarty, Matt Sydal, and Lee Johnson.

Wardlow quickly eliminated Moriarty and saved MJF from elimination at the hands of Jay Lethal. The Bunny passed brass knuckles to Hardy, and he eliminated Lethal after striking him, but Dante immediately eliminated Hardy. Dante and Lio Rush faced off but were knocked down by Wardlow and Hobbs, who had a power battle. Wardlow nearly eliminated Hobbs before a front flip kick from Rush sealed the deal. Starks and Rush battled it out before commercial.

Once back, Wardlow and MJF were swarmed by the other competitors in the match. Rush and Johnson tried to eliminate Wardlow, but MJF came up and eliminated all three. Kazarian tried to eliminate MJF, but MJF bridged the ropes and Kazarian went flying.

The final were MJF, Dante Martin, and Ricky Starks. It appeared that Team Taz had a two-on-one advantage, but Dante turned on Starks and eliminated him.

It will be MJF vs. Dante Martin next week for the Dynamite diamond ring.

– After the match, MJF raised Dante's hand. Starks ran back in and attacked Dante. MJF looked on conflicted on the stage, but then he ran to the ring to run interference. He and Starks faced off, but then MJF attacked Dante. CM Punk ran down and MJF bailed out of the ring. Dante hit Starks with an enziguiri and Punk hit the GTS to stand tall to end the segment.

**********

Jurassic Express (Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus) and the Varsity Blonds (Brian Pillman Jr. & Griff Garrison) (w/ Christian Cage & Julia Hart) defeated The Acclaimed (Max Caster & Anthony Bowens) and 2point0 (Jeff Parker & Matt Lee) (w/ Daniel Garcia)

Bowens started off with Jungle Boy, who fought off all four or his opponents. The Blonds tagged in as Pillman landed a diving dropkick and then Garrison hit a wild dive on everyone. A dropkick Hart Attack on Caster got two. 2point0 distracted the official, allowing Bowens to interfere as the illegal man. The Acclaimed and 2point0 isolated Pillman in their corner of the ring. This was a long beatdown.

Pillman finally broke through after double knees, reaching Luchasaurus for the hot tag. The big man ran wild on everyone, including chokeslamming Bowens onto Caster. Jungle Boy tagged in with the rebound lariat, but then we got a parade of big moves from everyone. Jungle Boy went for the Snare Trap, but Garcia hopped on the apron to distract the official. Eddie Kingston ran out and pulled Garcia off the apron.

Caster missed the Mic Drop and Jungle Boy locked on the Snare Trap for the submission victory.

– After the match, Kingston brought a camera backstage and called for a fight. Ortiz tried to talk him down, but 2point0 and Garcia attacked them and left them laying.

**********

FTR and Tully Blanchard were backstage. Tully talked up FTR's accomplishments, and Cash said the Lucha Brothers' one victory over them was a mistake. Dax said this Friday's tag title match is the biggest match of their career.

**********

The Young Bucks (Matt Jackson & Nick Jackson) (w/ Adam Cole & Brandon Cutler) defeated CHAOS (Chuck Taylor & Rocky Romero) (w/ Orange Cassidy)

This was a stellar tag team match, the first pure Bucks match we've seen in a while, and the post-match was hot.

Rocky and Nick started off. They had a nice choreographed exchange until Rocky took control with an arm drag. Chuck and Matt tagged in, with Chuck rolling Matt up for two. The Bucks dropkicked Chuck off the apron, but Rocky dispatched Nick and took him out with a tope suicida. Matt immediately came back with a dropkick to the floor. The Bucks isolated Rocky in their corner and beat him down with frequent tags until Rocky escaped to Chuck for a hot tag.

Chuck came in with a DDT and flatliner combination. He then landed a tope con giro onto both Bucks but immediately turned around into double superkicks. Rocky took a superkick as well, then the Bucks did their rope-run kiss with Cole on the floor. Nick hit a soccer kick on Chuck followed by a flipping senton, sending Chuck to the floor. The Bucks did the senton again in the ring as they dominated into the commercial.

Once back, Cole leveled Orange with a pump kick. Chuck had put his cool-guy shades on and tossed Nick overhead into Matt. Rocky tagged in and went for the Forever Clotheslines before hitting a double hurricanrana and then a step-up hurricanrana on Nick. Back in the ring, Rocky hit Sliced Bread on Matt for two.

Nick attacked Rocky with an X-factor but ran into Soul Food from Chuck. Matt went for multiple Northern Lights suplexes but Rocky turned it into a DDT. Cutler distracted the official and Cole tried to get involve, but Orange cut him off with his weak strikes. Nick crushed him with a superkick, but Cutler inadvertently cold sprayed Matt in the face. Rocky jackknifed Matt, but Nick broke up the pin in the nick of time.

Matt countered Sliced Bread into Tombstone position, but Rocky cradled out of it for a fantastic backslide near fall. Matt pumphandled Romero into perfect Meltzer Driver position and the Bucks hit it for the win.

– SuperKliq and Cutler beat down the others after the match. Wheeler YUTA ran down but was immediately knocked down by Cole. Cole then hit the Panama Sunrise on Orange. SuperKliq set up for a three-way BTE Trigger, but Best Friends' music played and Sue drove up in her minivan with Trent in tow. Trent had a shaved head making his return after spinal surgery.

Trent speared Cutler on the ramp and took out Matt and Cole with lariats before dispatching Nick with a half-and-half suplex. The Best Friends all hugged to end the segment as Rocky's "Roppongi Vice" theme played.

**********

Ruby Soho was interviewed backstage but was immediately interrupted by Bunny and Penelope Ford. They said that Nyla Rose had promised them title shots when she wins the TBS Championship. Soho attacked them but was surprised by Rose. Anna Jay and Tay Conti chased them off.

**********

Sammy Guevara was about to be interviewed on the ramp but was immediately interrupted by Cody Rhodes, who announced Guevara would defend the TNT Championship against him. Cody walked off, but Ethan Page and Scorpio Sky interrupted from the stands. Page was frustrated by the "open challenge" aspect of things, accusing Cody of nepotism. He thanked Dan Lambert for getting him his title match and announced that he would return.

Sky said Guevara would face anyone -- except guys ranked in the top 5. He told Guevara to prove he's a champion, and Guevara was ready for a match.

**********

A Thunder Rosa vs. Jade Cargill TBS Tournament hype video played.

**********

Riho defeated Jamie Hayter (w/ Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. & Rebel)

These two matched up really well. Riho's a star.

Hayter tried to overpower Riho early on with a scoop slam for two. She targeted Riho's midsection and distracted the official, allowing Baker to land a cheap shot. Riho came back with a tijeras and a tiger feint kick. She climbed the ropes and landed a diving crossbody for two. She then dove off the top again towards Hayter, who sort of caught her and drove her back into the ring post.

Back in the ring, Hayter continued the beatdown on Riho's torso leading into the break. Riho started a comeback with a cazadora takeover and a standing double stomp. She rolled Hayter up for two, but Hayter powered out of a dragon suplex. Riho turned it around and hit the dragon suplex for two. Hayter turned a Northern Lights suplex into a nasty brainbuster for a near fall.

Hayter crushed Riho with a backbreaker for another two. She locked on a single-leg crab, but Riho rolled through and cradled Hayter for two. Riho landed a rising knee and hit a Yoshi Tonic for a good near fall. She then climbed the ropes and hit the top-rope double stomp for another good near fall.

Riho climbed the ropes again, but Hayter met her at the top. Riho fought her off, but Rebel interfered with the official distracted, allowing Hayter to go for a top-rope Samoan drop. Riho turned it into an avalanche crucifix bomb, then the Somato finished Hayter off for three.

– After the match, Baker attacked Riho and beat her down.

**********

AEW Rampage (12/10) lineup:

AEW World Tag Team Championships: Lucha Brothers (c) vs. FTR
Ruby Soho, Tay Conti, & Anna Jay vs. Nyla Rose, Penelope Ford, & Bunny
Adam Cole vs. Wheeler YUTA
HOOK vs. Fuego Del Sol

AEW Dynamite: Winter is Coming (12/15) lineup:

Dynamite Diamond Ring: MJF vs. Dante Martin
Serena Deeb vs. Hikaru Shida
AEW World Championship: Hangman Page (c) vs. Bryan Danielson

**********

The Varsity Blonds and Julia Hart were interviewed on the stage, but the lights immediately went out. When they came back on, Malakai Black sprayed Hart with black mist. Hart screamed.

**********

Bryan Danielson defeated John Silver

Silver took down Danielson early on with impressive power. Danielson quickly regained control and landed a diving knee drop to the back of Silver's head as the latter was draped over the apron. Danielson dominated through a commercial break.

Upon return, Danielson was nailing Silver in the corner with stiff strikes. Silver started his comeback by reversing a missile dropkick into a powerbomb. He peppered Danielson with kicks and rolled through into a heel hook. Danielson tried to fight out, but Silver wouldn't let go, so Danielson desperately fought to force a break.

Silver landed a cannonball senton out on the floor. Danielson landed on his feet on a German attempt and crushed Silver with a buzzsaw kick. Silver countered the Busaiku Knee and hit a German suplex bridge for two. He went for the spin doctor throw, but Danielson raked the eyes and trapped Silver's head against his knee, raining down elbow strikes.

Danielson then hit a Gotch-style piledriver and locked on some submission (the camera angle made it hard to see) for the win.

– After the match, Danielson listed all the Dark Order members whose head he kicked in, saying he'd do the same to Page next week. He beat down Silver until Page ran out and attacked him, sending him packing. Page grabbed a mic and said "Next week, I'm gonna stomp the cowboy sh*t outta you."

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And finally, your Fourth AEW World Champion
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Eat My Fuc posted:

Remember when the Acclaimed came out and rapped "Young Cucks you can't beat us you're laughable, Trump really won we gotta storm the capital". Disgusting.

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Hey everyone I made a meme



https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1414750457441005568

https://twitter.com/mongo_ebooks/status/1423355507587362828

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1428158917448814601

https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/1425629550759841793


bebaloorpabopalo posted:

if these trends continue...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8fc0mLz20Y




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BKUOJGyTc0

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Dec 10, 2021

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I may not be smart, but I have a good heart. That's what my mom always said.





https://twitter.com/starkmanjones/status/1468776270955745280?t=kMY6ZKjT19ZVhYdtj1Nqpw&s=19

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Cody Rhodes


gently caress hangman! Danielson take my energy!

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.



I'm still rolling at Taz sending THE DEADLY SECRET WEAPON HOOK to deal with the menace of...Fuego

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...


john silver has louder kicks than bryan danielson

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





DeathChicken posted:

I'm still rolling at Taz sending THE DEADLY SECRET WEAPON HOOK to deal with the menace of...Fuego

Did you see the violence he committed against Indie Kevin Nash? Somebody has to stop him.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible





https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/1468777709426061315?s=20

Popy
Feb 19, 2008



Send Hook

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

GET BACK UP





HOOK of the Table.

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:




:siren:

Edit: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:



If Hook's debut is bad then I will simply act like a Liv Morgan fan and pretend it was amazing.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.


I am very pro-evil Julia Hart because if you've seen her with Anna Jay she is a natural sadistic sass machine under the bubbly babyface exterior.

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.




Hook is gonna lock in the Kata Ha Jime and everyone will go bonkers it literally will not matter how the match goes before that

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011






Title should have been "Surprise bitch".

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible





If you missed THAT KICK:

https://twitter.com/FlyinBrianJr/status/1468769184586866690?s=20

96 BELOW THE WAVE
Sep 12, 2011

all your prayers must seem as nothing




10/10 Dynamite give me Abyssal Julia

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005




Fun dynamite.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005




https://youtu.be/X9SVfXVKxYA

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012





The Last Call posted:

Title should have been "Surprise bitch".

Surprise, bitch! It's HOOK!

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.


Julia Blackhart

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KTKsKZRJ1Q

We live in a world where even kings have vices....

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!




In between “Surprise Bitch”, HOOK!, IT’S SUE! and that amazing MJF face promo, this was an amazing Dynamite.

I will say that I am a little worried on how slimmed out Trent is. I am hoping it is just because he has no hair.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around



So what's the total count of people Malakai has misted now? Cody, Dante, Julia? Did he get PAC too?

Trying to not read too much into it that anyone he sprays gets the evil sickness or whatever but unsure of who gets misted just to get misted and who gets misted to turn to the House of Black.

Vandar
Sep 13, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?





loving top tier episode of Dynamite.

HOOK.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


Bald Greg (Greg's bald now)

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around



Bizarro Kanyon posted:

In between “Surprise Bitch”, HOOK!, IT’S SUE! and that amazing MJF face promo, this was an amazing Dynamite.

I will say that I am a little worried on how slimmed out Trent is. I am hoping it is just because he has no hair.

Uh he looked loving ripped and incredible my dude.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005




So is Dante back with Lio now or is he just an agent of chaos (no affiliation with Chaos Project or CHAOS)

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible





Ganso Bomb posted:

So what's the total count of people Malakai has misted now? Cody, Dante, Julia? Did he get PAC too?

Trying to not read too much into it that anyone he sprays gets the evil sickness or whatever but unsure of who gets misted just to get misted and who gets misted to turn to the House of Black.

Pac is already a bastard, that's why all it did was piss him off even more, and why Black then misted him a second time and tried to take his eye. You cannot corrupt a soul that has already told the devil to go fook themselves.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*




Seams posted:

So is Dante back with Lio now or is he just an agent of chaos (no affiliation with Chaos Project or CHAOS)

I hope it's chaos, simply because it would have been way cooler for Dante and Lio to have stayed together so the story was Lio/Dante vs. Team Taz in the DDBR and we could have had basically the same finish but with way more story.

Miles O'Brian
May 22, 2006

The Green Tide is upon us


Was greg always hot

STONE COLD 64
Oct 20, 2006

GOD'S FAVORITE IK


good dynamite. riho remains GOAT

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible





New Lore:

https://twitter.com/malakaiblxck/status/1468783994691108868?s=20

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.


Miles O'Brian posted:

Was greg always hot

He stopped denying his hairline.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

correct politics haver... weed...





this episode of Dynamite is going to be AEW's Kid A

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004



Incredible show

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009






Keeping Taz on the whole night was definitely the move. The rotating commentary bit didn't work at all last week.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION~!
:boom:
he knows...


MJF 'rescuing' Dante, Sue (oh, and Trent, I guess), and Jamie's brainbuster made me very happy. I don't like the Bucks' wrestling at all so I zoned out there, and the battle royal itself wasn't anything special, but I can't remember the last time a 10+ man match wasn't just an arbitrary mess, so that's fine.

I really hope Hook lives up to the hype, because that's a lot of hype. I'm going to keep my own expectations relatively low.

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Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013






I don't think that's how that JoJo arc went Malaki.

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