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You could do a solid 30 just on foreskins. Lots of foreskin material out there. Deep, untapped vein of comedy. You could be 'the foreskin guy'. The Gallagher of foreskin.

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*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Smashing foreskins with a hammer

"Here's my card - I do birthdays, anniversaries, the occasional bris..."

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*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

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PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i dated a woman who studied medievalism at oxford largely for the opportunity to hook up with a dude with a foreskin. she wanted to try taking a turkey baster filled with warm water and inflating the foreskin like a water balloon. never found out if that happened or not.
I'm so glad I have enough context here to know whose foreskin is getting inflated. Otherwise this story could be pretty easily misconstrued

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