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Doll House Ghost
Jun 18, 2011



If you learn a word in Finnish, it's probably perkele, a word for the Devil or evil spirits or old pagan god. But the most popular swearword by a large margin is vittu. Vittu means oval office and in usage is the equivalent of English gently caress and Swedish jävla. Something can be vitun siistiä (lit. oval office's clean, loving awesome) or vitun hirveää, loving awful. A dickhead is vittupää, cunthead. If you are pissed off, you can say that vituttaa. If there's a lot of something, there's vittuna of it. If there's a lot of something, or it's quite something in either good or bad, it can be vitunmoinen. If you want to sound like an edgy teen, just use vittu in your sentences instead of comma!

Of course it has not always been a curseword. Vittu was an old word for a vagina, especially that of an older woman who had successfully had children. It was considered to hold a considerable magical power, and a woman could ward of bears and evil spirits away by exposing her genitals. She could also cast a savekeeping spell by standing or stepping over something without underpants. When cattle was send out in the spring, the woman of the house would stand on top of the doorway or gate with her genitals exposed. This would keep the cattle save.

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