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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Traditional Games > The Game Room > Welcome to the Sunset Canyon HOA! [MAFIA]
 
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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006



Congratulations on purchasing your new home in our very private and very luxurious neighborhood. We think you'll be an absolutely FANTASTIC addition to our community here at Sunset Canyon. My name is Blake, and I'm your HOA President! It takes a lot of work to keep things safe and clean around here. This is a place for children to play, animals to frolic, and for you to get to know your fellow neighbor. In fact, we have a little bit of a Neighborhood Watch going on. You see, recently, someone stolen our Majestic Dog statue! This type of vandalism and disrespect for the community is not tolerated at Sunset Canyon, and we need to find out who might be responsible. Punishment for even being suspected of having involvement or covering up can result in expulsion and eviction from the HOA, and you'll have to move! We wouldn't want that now, would we? People that reside here in Sunset Canyon come from all walks of life, from a variety of careers, trades, and hobbies. If you work together, you might be able to find out which VANDALS snatched our goodest boy. I will leave it to you.

>>DISCORD LINK<<

This will be a fairly standard mafia game set up for 14 players. Day periods will be 48-72 hours with nights being 12-24. Typical Mafia rules apply. Don't fake day actions, don't edit posts, etc. Anti-lurker rules are in effect, if you make less than 10 posts in a game day that goes on for longer than 24 hours, you'll be kicked out of the HOA! Terrible. Flavor has 0% to do with alignment. Feel free to lean into it.


  1. b-minus1
  2. Bifauxnen (surprise me)
  3. Deadmeat5150
  4. hambeet (he/him)
  5. Maerlyn (she/her)
  6. Moatillata (moat/vote)
  7. ObamaAkbar. (He/him)
  8. PlasticAutomaton (He/Him/Whatever)
  9. Retro Futurist (He/him/opop)
  10. Rhymes With Clue
  11. Sandwolf (He/Him)
  12. Toalpaz (She/Her & They/Them)
  13. Tobbs Gnawed
  14. Voodoofly (He/Him/Whatever)


STING 64 fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Dec 24, 2021

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Idle Amalgam posted:

Unfortunately, I'm out. Work is going to he a nightmare for the next few months and I've already made other commitments. Observer though! Have fun!

No problem, just looking for one more then!

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

 alright, game will start in the morning! Sending out role PMs now.

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

 Game on

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

 :twisted:

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Sandwolf posted:

I was just really looking forward to another day like in Ecco’s game where people actually posted and cared but now it’d have the vibe of a Christmas party with everyone a little drunk. I was literally over the moon excited for that.

Now it’s just a responsibility for the day after Christmas.

im not making parents have to be glued to their phones all day on christmas.

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

 The HOA has come to a vote, and the ayes have it.
bminus1, under suspicion of theft and vandalism, you have been evicted from Sunset Canyon and your home will be repossessed.

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A true giver to the community, you are Jen Kim, a volunteer firefighter. You especially liked that dog statue and would like to see whoever helped steal it be run out of this extremely safe HOA! You are vanilla HOA Aligned. You have no special powers beyond your vote. You win the game when all threats to the HOA have been moved out.

Moatillata, you've failed to make 10 posts for the game day. This is a warning to you and everyone else. Future failures to make at least 10 posts in a game day that lasts longer than 24 hours will result in eviction!

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

 24 hours for night phase.

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

 It is now Day Two! Nobody has moved out!

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

 :redhammer:
Votecount for Day 2

Moatillata (7): Maerlyn, Sandwolf, PlasticAutomaton, hambeet, hambeet, Tobbs Gnawed, Bifauxnen, ObamaAkbar., Toalpaz
Maerlyn (0): Tobbs Gnawed, Tobbs Gnawed
hambeet (0): Moatillata, Moatillata

Not Voting (6): Deadmeat5150, hambeet, Moatillata, Retro Futurist, Rhymes With Clue, Voodoofly

With 13 alive, it's 7 votes to execute. The current deadline is December 29th, 2021 at 10:30 p.m. EST -- that's in about 1 day, 8 hours.Well, we don't know what happened last night, but whatever it was, the majority of the HOA board agrees that you gotta go Moatillata!

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Moatillata, Verne Irsay, a VANDAL aligned mason, has been evicted!

24 hours to get night actions in guys.

STING 64 fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Dec 28, 2021

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

 What a quick night! It appears that while we slept, a resident was frightened out of the neighborhood!


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Tobbs Gnawed has moved out!



You are Alaric Von V'Darmier. You moved into Sunset Canyon some time ago, thinking it was a place safe from the harsh sun. Turns out, white people just love naming things after sunsets and canyons and then running them as if they were a microstate. You are a Vampire who lives here, but you are very sad someone took the very nice doggy statue. Despite being a creature of the night, you try to avoid drawing undue attention to yourself, and are thus vanilla HOA Aligned. You have no special abilities beyond your vote. You win the game when all threats to the HOA have moved out.


It's Day Three.

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

 You've admitted to being a creepy little bastard with a garage full of strange tools and more refrigerators than anyone should have, so it's time for you to go PlasticAutomaton!

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You hold a secret. You are Mitchell Cahill, a daytime florist, you live in Sunset Canyon to lead a quiet life. But you have a darkness with you. An urging. In fact the reason you got into being a florist was for the access to soil and sod. Because you are a SELF ALIGNED SERIAL KILLER. On ODD numbered nights, the urge takes over. You MUST choose someone to kill. After sating your urges, on EVEN numbered nights, you spend your time looking over your shoulder and have a one-shot bulletproof vest. You win the game when you are either the only player remaining or there is only one other player remaining.

Votecount for Day 3

PlasticAutomaton (6): Maerlyn, Toalpaz, Retro Futurist, hambeet, Deadmeat5150, Retro Futurist, Toalpaz, Toalpaz, ObamaAkbar., Deadmeat5150, Voodoofly, Deadmeat5150
hambeet (2): Sandwolf, Bifauxnen, Bifauxnen, PlasticAutomaton
Maerlyn (0): PlasticAutomaton, PlasticAutomaton
Deadmeat5150 (0): PlasticAutomaton, PlasticAutomaton

Not Voting (3): Bifauxnen, Retro Futurist, Rhymes With Clue

With 11 alive, it's 6 votes to execute. The current deadline is December 30th, 2021 at 10:30 p.m. EST -- that's in about 1 day, 9 hours.


Night 3 begins now. 24 hr time limit as usual.

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

 We begin to see that this is No Community For Old Men as it appears Retro Futurist has moved out!

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Retro Futurist, Harvey Caffrey, a HOA aligned mason, has moved out!

It is now Day Four.

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

 Votecount for Day 4

Rhymes With Clue (5): Voodoofly, Voodoofly, Voodoofly, Bifauxnen, ObamaAkbar., Toalpaz, Toalpaz, hambeet, Toalpaz
Bifauxnen (3): hambeet, Maerlyn, Sandwolf, Sandwolf, hambeet, Sandwolf, hambeet, hambeet, Rhymes With Clue
Toalpaz (1): Rhymes With Clue, Deadmeat5150, Rhymes With Clue
Sandwolf (0): Toalpaz, Voodoofly, Voodoofly, Toalpaz
hambeet (0): Sandwolf, Sandwolf, Toalpaz, Sandwolf, Sandwolf, Bifauxnen, Sandwolf, Toalpaz, Bifauxnen, Sandwolf, Toalpaz, Toalpaz
Execute No One! (0): Toalpaz, Toalpaz

Not Voting (0):

With 9 alive, it's 5 votes to execute. The current deadline is January 01st, 2022 at 11:45 p.m. EST -- that's in about 6 hours, 8 minutes.


No love in the HOA for Single Moms, time to hit the bricks Rhymes With Clue!

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You are Susan Keller. Your idiot daughter helped the others and was a part of the heist that stole the dog statue! The last thing you want is to be at risk of being forced to move out of Sunset Canyon, but family comes first, and that is why you are VANDAL aligned. As a Jack of All Trades, you have the following abilities that can only be used once. You can roleblock another player, causing their night action to fail, or you can busdrive two players causing them to switch targets if they are a visiting role, or you can assign yourself a one-shot bulletproof vest in case you fear for your safety in this game. You win the game when VANDALS either effectively control the vote or outnumber the remaining players.


It is Night Four. 24 hour time limit.

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

 The thing about housecalls is sometimes you see some thiNgs you can't unsee, and it's gonna take a while for ObamaAkbar to forget all about this this after they fled Sunset Cccccanyon

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ObamaAkbar has moved out!



You are Emerald Bectic! No stranger to making house calls, you make up part of the Neighborhood Watch here in Sunset Canyon. Tensions are high since the theft of the beloved statue, and you're here to make sure the people stay safe. You are a HOA aligned Doctor! At night, you can protect another player and they will be safe for the evening. You win the game when all threats to the HOA have been moved out.

Bifauxnen paused the HOA meeeeeting to answer a phonecall and was never heard from agagagaggggain

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There Is No Bifauxnen



*** *** Scumbag Hartman! **** ****** *** **** **** ******* ** *********** ******** *** ** **** ** *******. You are a HOA aligned Obfuscator! The first time anyone would perform a night action targeting you, their action will fail! You win the game when all threats to the HOA have been moved out.



It is Day 5ive.

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Toalpaz posted:

i wish we had ur snow
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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

 Votecount for Day 5

Maerlyn (4): Sandwolf, Toalpaz, hambeet, Voodoofly

Not Voting (2): Deadmeat5150, Maerlyn

With 6 alive, it's 4 votes to execute. The current deadline is January 03rd, 2022 at 11 p.m. EST -- that's in about 1 day, 19 hours.

It wasn't a surprise to find out that jealousy factored in the disappearing and destructi0n of the beloved statue, and with the eviction of Maerlyn, this HOA lets everyone know there is no place for envy in this communit y

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You are Marc Schofield. A sculptor in your own right, you thought that dog statue was hideous. That's why you stole it, and that is why you smashed it! An insult to dogs and statues alike, it had to go. With your accomplices, you're glad to have vandalized it, but you're all sworn to secrecy. You are a VANDAL aligned Rolecop! Your ability can only be used two times. You can investigate a player at night to learn their role. You win the game when the VANDALS either effectively control the vote or outnumber the remaining players.

It is Night 5.

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

 deadmeat5150 was modkilled.

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You are retiree Glenda Irsay. You've lived here at Sunset Canyon since the beginning with your husband Verne. You love him, but with all the hobbies he is involved with you have trouble keeping up with all of his activities. You share an unconfirmed masonry with Verne and are HOA aligned. You win the game when all threats to the HOA have been moved out.

It is Day 6

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

 Forgot to remove Maerlyn, whoops

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

 Despite Hambeet's pleas, the ruling was made.
It was sayonara for him when it comes to Sunset Canyon, and now it will be curtains for ZION!

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YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE TRUTH.

GABE WELCH, YOU ARE A SPECIAL HACKER WHO KNOWS THAT NONE OF THIS IS REAL.

THIS IS ALL A SIMULATION.

SUNSET CANYON DOES NOT EXIST.

THEY ARE ALL PLUGGED INTO A FALSE REALITY AGAINST THEIR WILL.

YOU ARE NOT HERE TO HURT BUT TO SAVE THESE POOR TRAPPED SOULS.

YOU ARE A SELF-ALIGNED SERIAL SAVIOR.

ON EVEN NUMBERED NIGHTS, YOU CAN ##AWAKEN ANOTHER PLAYER. DOING SO REMOVES THEM FROM THE SIMULATION. ON ODD NUMBERED NIGHTS, YOU POSSESS A SINGLE USE BULLETPROOF VEST.

YOU WIN THE GAME WHEN THERE ARE NO OTHER PLAYERS REMAINING IN SUNSET CANYON OTHER THAN YOURSELF, OR AT LEAST ONE OTHER PERSON.

The game ends in a HOA MATRIX VICTORY



Sandwolf

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You are retired Detective, Murray Rennels. You head up the community watch for Sunset Canyon. You are a HOA Aligned Tracker-Watcher. You can watch or track one target each night. However, you cannot perform the same action on back to back nights. You win when all threats to Sunset Canyon have been moved out of the community.

Toalpaz

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You are Irma Plunk-Caffrey! A retiree and recent resident of Sunset Canyon, you and your eccentric husband Harvey were saddened when that cute dog statue vanished. You share an unconfirmed masonry with Harvey Caffrey. You are HOA aligned and win when all threats to the HOA have moved out.

Voodoofly

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You are Jeanne Robinson! A celebrated prosecutor in your own right, you're proud to call Sunset Canyon home. You were stunned when you heard someone stole that beautiful statue, and will not stand for it. You can't really do anything about it locally, but have threatened to prosecute those responsible if they're found out. You are vanilla HOA Aligned. You have no extra powers beyond your vote. You win the game when all threats to the HOA have been moved out.
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