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Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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b-minus1 posted:

Vanilla town. Like I said just vote me. Imo I’ve contributed more than most people. If you don’t like what I had to say that’s fine. But this is a terrible lunch even by d1 standards. Pay attention to who voted me. You should probably lunch sandwolf sooner rather than later. Those 3 votes for me essentially saved sandwolf. Plastic, bif and beet, I think. I could be wrong. But there’s almost certainly one scum voting for me there. I’d bet money on it

If you don't mind me askin, why didn't you join in on the turbo yourself, mate?

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Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Opens up the garage and walks out carrying a big ladder, whistles a peppy Christmas tune while starting on the big task of dutifully bringing down the Christmas lights

Morning, neighbours!

Maerlyn posted:

##vote moat

Not willing to vote out anyone who is actually playing, that drive by vote was really scummy.

Hmm, he seems like a good one to look at for sure, but let's see if he's got some interesting thoughts now that the big event's over. I'd hate to see him have to go for no reason, that man makes a fine country chili.

And I still got my eye on you too, after all!

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Finally finishes taking down and packing up all the lights

Whew! Glad to hear things are real simple today.

##vote Moat

Once this is all sorted out, drinks at my place to celebrate!

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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PlasticAutomaton posted:

So is there a reason why you have such high trust in him, Grandma? Is there some kind of say, secret masonry you're not telling us about?

Maybe it's a secret SK masonry and the solution to all this night action bingo is obviously Granny Deadmeat directing mason Moat's actions while he's none the wiser :v:

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Sandwolf posted:

Anything weird happen to you last night Bif?

Far as I know, the only weird thing that happened last night was how fast it went! Sorry I'm late, folks.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Sandwolf posted:

No it didn’t - you successfully visited Bif

Oh just saw this too! Sorry for the confusion mates but Beet's report might be legit.

See I had such a nice stash of beers over here that I was absolutely determined to have the first person to come visit me get drunk off their tits,.no matter what!

I would've thought that would be like an "action failure" if he'd planned to do anything else while he was here. But maybe it still counts as a visit? I dunno. I just checked my manual of Drunken Etiquette for Dummies and it wasn't very clear.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Rhymes With Clue posted:

Is it? But wouldn't scum leave an SK alive to help them kill off town, instead of calling them out?

And also, either Mae or Plastic is lying and my guess is Plastic, but that could be because of the t-shirt.

Nah mate. Get rid of an SK, leaves only one way to get them out instead of two.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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hambeet posted:

ok because you clearly not bothering to read posts properly:

i tried to vig bif last night. it failed. i don't know why it failed, but you're telling me you saw me visit her so i can only assume it was something on her end and i wasn't role blocked.

You fuckin wot

##vote beet

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Why would you think that's my meta, mate? I didn't think you'd got so smashed you'd forget about that last time on Halloween, when you dressed up like Sad Dracula?

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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For the record though, I don't think Beet is with the vandals, he's just rude as hell!

But let the record also show that I flipped him off.

Brings middle fingers back down

##unvote beet

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Toalpaz posted:

could you wise up to the fact that we have to resolve the rolecop/sk result situation, or at least say what you'd like to do about that even if it's outright saying we should ignore it

I'd like to keep him around at least one day to test what happens.

Cause even if Maer here is on the level, Plastic's on the same wavelength as me so he's probably gonna aim for whoever I'd aim for!

Guffaws

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Voodoofly posted:

I’m so loving lost right now what level are you both on? Going after another townie like minus?

He was just following the same trails as me, having the same reactions before I could even say them. You think honest people don't ever get things wrong?

As far as I'm concerned, Plastic's been honestly trying to sniff out the vandals same as the rest of us. Maer could still be right about him anyway but that's still a fact so that's what I meant.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Toalpaz posted:

it makes sense for an SK to be hunting scum kinda earnestly. next excuse plz

Yeah, that's what I said too, mate!

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Voodoofly posted:

Townies are wrong all the time. I’m like exhibit A there. I’m just trying to figure out the whole on the same wavelength thing and why it matters, as in why that would make pastic not an SK? Do you think maer is lying and/or scum? Because I’m just trying to figure out why you want to push them down the road?

It doesn't make him not an SK, jeez man!

I mentioned the 'wavelength' thing because maybe,just maybe, dodgy-lookin Maer over there is the one who's dodgy. There's pretty good odds she's telling the truth though, yeah. I just thought it might be worth taking the chance for one night to try and find out first if she's full of it.

Cause worst case? If she's right? Plastic probably just goes to bother someone I'd agree is a good suspect. He's been seeing things the same way I see em.

Or at least he was till just now. I only suspect Beet of being a bit of a fuckhead.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Bifauxnen posted:

Why would you think that's my meta, mate? I didn't think you'd got so smashed you'd forget about that last time on Halloween, when you dressed up like Sad Dracula?

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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hambeet posted:

I literally just realised this is a callback.

I still don't think you're a vandal Beet, but when you're wrong, you're wrong!

Crosses arms indignantly

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Deep sigh

Sorry Plastic my man, I just don't see it.

I caught Beet's sarcastic comment about the doc when I was catching up. I had a feeling that's what he must have meant. I think it all adds up and he's telling the truth.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Hey uh.. y'all taking about serial killers, that's like a metaphor, right?

I guess I'm asking, Plastic my man, once you move out do I need to visit you in the next town or in jail?

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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PlasticAutomaton posted:

Naaah don't worry mason buddy, no one has died (that can be proven and traced back to me.) I'm just making a nice flower garden.

Gives Plastic a friendly noogie

Whew, man you really had me going there!

If these assholes give me the boot next, how bout we be roomies!

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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PlasticAutomaton posted:

...Also if you let me live I'm killing Toal.

Still holding Plastic in a headlock

Can we keep him? Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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hambeet posted:

Is Bif saying they’re in a masonry with plastic?

Plastic will always be my mason bro.

Just like Solus will always be my scumbro!

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Releases Plastic to gesture at him in disbelief

I can't believe this, after how many times - How do people still not know about the mason bros running gag? We had the matching jerseys printed and everything!

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Maerlyn posted:

The fact that Bif is fighting to not vote you is a massive red flag, mason loyalty aside I think town Bif knows 3Ps and SKs must die so I sense an ulterior motive, especially after this odd post Bif made that you quoted and used to vote Deadmeat:

You sense ulterior motives... in the one and only spoilered post I'd made to break kayfabe purely for the sake of a callback joke that couldn't be made in character?

I am still on break. Do not make me break kayfabe again.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Maerlyn posted:

Oh yeah I didn't finish my mason point, Bif and Plastic feel too buddy buddy here for it to be just "mason mind meld" but maybe they are another mason pair?

Sighs and sadly shakes his head

Well, she doesn't get the joke but at least she looked at the drat jerseys.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Maer's got a stick up their rear end and Toal is as Toal as ever, but this right here?

ObamaAkbar. posted:

As much as it would be funny to keep a pet serial killer around i feel it’s not really in keeping with the spirit of the game to let plastic live for now just because he claims he wants to help town.

This is some faked-up Grade A BULLshit.

Go on, escort Plastic out like you gotta, but I am keeping an eye on this motherfucker.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Sandwolf posted:

Bif you weren’t RBed last night were you?

I wouldn't know, my good man! I'm not sure what there is to block, I'm just sitting here with my beers.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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ObamaAkbar. posted:

Yes I’m not really sure why you’d fake the BP exhausting.

Im starting to get extremely paranoid now that moat was given up as a sacrificial lamb. Seemed like they had checked out already.

Also plastic lied about withholding the kill N2 so can we even trust what he said?

He didn't lie about what he did do, only about what he could do. I dunno mate, you still sound like you're not exactly arguing in good faith yourself. Like it might be real convenient for you there if no one remembers what he was on about before he left!

I do agree though that Moat could have been thrown right under the bus. Except in that case, I'd worry about Sandwolf being the one doing it. Not gonna touch that with a ten foot pole today, but it's gotta be said.

Voodoofly posted:

Right now I’m flipping between Oa, Bif and clue. Clue is day 1 gut with nothing else. Bif is rôle would fit and the votes and quasi defense of plastic and riding with plastic

This I don't like either. What's sticking up for Plastic got to do with anything? He was looking for the vandals same as the rest of us and that's why I was riding with him. Why not just call me a drunken hungover scumbag who couldn't turn up till just now, this angle feels really slimy to me.

hambeet posted:

I feel Bif calling back to the monster game where she was scum and kept me as a patsy is probably her flaunting it at me. She’s not playing her usual scum hunting self and I think my initial gut feeling was right and she’s scum.

##vote bifauxnen

More garbage! Like I said, if you don't like me sleeping off my hangovers for too long that's a fair call, but all this "not sounding like normal"? That's a joke, mate.

is anyone actually not aware that I am explicitly playing my character ffs

and also still on break

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Sandwolf posted:

Who’s scum bif

I'm thinking OA on tone alone. Maer still seems suspicious too. You didn't say whether you were trying to be watch or track on Maer, did you? Did I miss it? You I'm pretty paranoid about I gotta say.

Today though I want to take a good hard look at Beet first. I thought everyone was misreading him yesterday but Plastic made some good points and we'll see what Beet feels like saying now to my face. Plus RF was really on his rear end before.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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hambeet posted:

i know you're playing a character bif, but your character should be interested in finding the vandals. so far they're not. so maybe you are one?


I may not wanna practically live here in the meeting room like the rest of y'all, but I still wanna see these assholes get theirs. I only got so much valuable time in my day. I made that very clear before any of this vandal poo poo even went down in the first place.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Sandwolf posted:

##vote Bif

That's cool. Been meaning to follow up on that offer I made Plastic. Granma's gonna be disappointed I couldn't make use of her place, but I think I'd have a better time at our new kickin' bachelor pad.

I think either Beet or Sand was trying to bus Moat HARD. There's no reason not to, when someone is not gonna be present at ALL.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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drat am I glad you started talking sense again, Toal.

But Beet if you think I got a plan here, you are sorely mistaken!

hambeet posted:

bif starting to throw some casual shade at sandwolf. is that just me seeing that?

Belly laughs

Mate I just said, right the hell now,I was paranoid about him, you don't need to act like I was trying to hide it!

##vote Beet

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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Voodoofly posted:

Where did this happen? I thought bif was claiming they stop actions against them with beer.

Only the first one! I only got so much beer to spare.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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What are you so confused about, you're Captain Sober today.

Look it's right here in the minutes, even!

Bifauxnen posted:

See I had such a nice stash of beers over here that I was absolutely determined to have the first person to come visit me get drunk off their tits,.no matter what!

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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hambeet posted:

hmmm if i was modding i'd do it the other way. I'd block MY role from being used. so bif is travelling to me. so i'd fail on my end.

which actually, if sand was tracking / watching me he should have seen bif visit me too. which he didn't.

anyway bif seems to be claiming a 1xshot BP as well

I'm not traveling anywhere mate, it's my beers sitting in my fridge!

And it's not a "bulletproof" it's a "bullshitproof", as in whoever first walks through that door to get up to some bullshit. Doesn't matter what they're selling.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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hambeet posted:

bif is that your only 1 shot power?

Sure is. I'm not handing out no more free beer to you assholes.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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hambeet posted:

it was poo poo beer anyway. bloody XXXX.

Well yeah you think I'm gonna waste the good stuff on ya?

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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hambeet posted:

yeah i'm increasingly interested in seeing how this plays out.

in the interest of watching it go full tilt, does one of the people voting me mind backing off for a bit? toal?

Locks eyes with Beet while silently taking a very long chug from a Range Brewery can

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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hambeet posted:

anyway real talk you haven't thought i'm scum all game, but after being prodded for not really playing much you decide to vote the person with the most votes?

After what Plastic had to say? And after RF got scared out? And after all your bullshit today? drat straight.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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My case is I don't like your face!

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Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

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hambeet posted:

your just a town player with a 1 shot bullet proof. that's it?

This is why I don't bother to stick around for your drat overtime meetings, mate. Don't even listen to what's been said.

I was gonna get drunk with the first bastard who walked through my door. Doesn't matter what business they had. They coulda been trying to kill me or coming to watch me take a piss for all I care.

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