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Me. I'm in.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2021 00:13 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 02:36 |
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I've sworn to win this game without telling a single lie. Therefore Toal is probably scum.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2021 19:17 |
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I'll admit, I'm sold ##Vote Sand
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2021 21:03 |
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Hey Binus! How ya doing today?
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2021 21:04 |
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I have nothing hidden in my garage, it is open to all. Anyone need some tools? Bags? I have some lovely homemade raspberry jam as well.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2021 22:54 |
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Of course, dearie. Lawks! but if I don't have such a collection of bottle openers.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2021 23:06 |
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So if HOA are town, what are the scum calling themselves? Any scum want to answer? Personally I want to go with "Naughty Children" since all you dearies just need some love and hugs. Also cookies. Did I mention I made cookies?
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2021 17:41 |
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PlasticAutomaton posted:...What kind of cookies? Let's see I've made some cinnamon snaps, some buckeyes, some oatmeal ginger raisin, some chocolate chunk, and of course snickerdoodles since those are everyone's favorite.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2021 19:59 |
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Sandwolf posted:Let’s just all agree to meet up tonight at midnight after kiddos are asleep and a couple drinks have been had and then: fisticuffs. Oh dearie me, fisticuffs at night would be dreadfully unsettling. How how a nice cup of tea with a bit of the old Irish Fortification instead?
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2021 20:00 |
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Sandwolf posted:Do I need to be worried about being hammered today? Real question I'm sorry, my dear but lawks was that memey post just chock full of naughties.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2021 21:49 |
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Well now this certainly is a strange turn of events. I'm not certain who exactly could be a danger to our dear HOA but I do know that I certainly wouldn't want to get rid of our local head of the Neighborhood Watch. Cookie?
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2021 00:27 |
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##unvote
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2021 00:48 |
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Bifauxnen posted:Guffaws while still mooning the street, waggles butt for emphasis Madam, excuse me. Young miss? Please, dearie, it might be time to put the drink down and have some nice tea. The whole neighborhood doesn't need to see your fanny. Again. Binus, sweetie? Do be a dear and tell us why these others shouldn't vote for you?
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2021 12:44 |
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Bifauxnen posted:Toal probably should be too. But if there's anyone I know I can't understand and might be wrong about, it's that Bitch Lady Toal. Don't worry about it, dear. Lawks! this is a lively discussion, isn't it?
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2021 22:17 |
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Shame on you all for being so hard on dear old Mr. Moat. He's a bit hard of hearing and doesn't move around much these days, and it's the Christmas Weekend after all.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2021 22:17 |
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Binus, dearie? You didn't answer my question. Would you please tell the rest of us assembled you aren't trying to destroy the community? And remember, nobody is supposed to lie, here. We don't like liars.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2021 22:20 |
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PlasticAutomaton posted:It's your civic duty and all. Oh dear, have I forgotten something? I could have sworn I had both voted and unvoted on Sandwolf as a bit of a lark. Oh but that's just the age catching up with me again. I'd like to hear from dear, sweet Binus before making any commitments you know.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2021 22:22 |
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PlasticAutomaton posted:Alright my main mason. Get me some of the good stuff, let's have a party over burning Binus' HoA membership card. Puts another kettle on Yes yes, a bit of the old Irish Fortification does wonders with the tea! And of course all these cookies I made. And there's some of Mr Moat's delicious country chili in the crock pot.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2021 22:28 |
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b-minus1 posted:Well I haven’t lied about anything and I’ve given my picks for scum. It would be really lovely to be victim of a pathetic d1,mislunch but whatever. It’s happened before and I’ll prolly happen again Well now, that's satisfying to hear. Well now I must admit I don't know who could be the dastardly villain trying to rip us all apart.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2021 22:35 |
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Although, I'm not sure I like the tone of Maerlyn's voice when talking to the rest of us. It was very disrespectful. ##Vote Maerlyn
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2021 22:36 |
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Rhymes With Clue posted:You know what's not satisfying to hear? Your damned wind chimes, that's what. I'll remove my lovely chimes when your cat stops coming over and pooping, pardon the term, in my petunias!
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2021 00:12 |
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Rhymes With Clue posted:My cats are indoor cats, thank you very much. And those aren't petunias, they are phlox. So you've claimed in the past, dear, but we all know it's not true. Lies are naughty, you should say them. And I think I know we what my petunias are.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2021 00:16 |
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Rhymes With Clue posted:I didn't want to say anythig but do you have a license to grow that? I obtained my written permission from this very body, dear, as you well know. Lawks and bother!
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2021 00:21 |
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Oh my, I must have failed to notice everyone out and about. Lawks but I would sleep through an asteroid or the vengeance of Grodd himself. Unfortunately my dearies, I'm not feeling to well. Moat's chili gives me the winds quite fierce, and sometimes that can lead... oh you don't want to hear that. Hah! Now you just leave the nice Mr. Moat alone, he hasn't told a lie in 60 years and he's not going to now.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2021 06:06 |
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Don't be ridiculous. Everyone knows only men can be Masons.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2021 06:37 |
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I can't believe it! First my darling husband forced to move out, and now that lovely man with the iron deficiency? Oh my, oh my indeed.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2021 02:33 |
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Now I'm here on my own, an old woman with nothing to her name but her house and her fifteen cats. Shame on you. Shame on you all.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2021 02:34 |
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Although since I made the meeting I guess that I can go along with, whatever is going on now. ##vote plastic
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2021 02:36 |
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Of course Mr. Moat was my own dear, sweet husband. I don't know how he could have been involved in stealing the dog statue but you all said the evidence pointed that way. Now Plastic, who has always been a sweetie, may be a serial killer, but as they say, "The evil you know..." ##Unvote Now Bif, you are looking rather suspicious at the moment. Don't think I didn't notice you a few weeks ago accidently back into my trash cans and drive away like nothing happened. I know what you are capable of, did you help steal the statue? Mr Beet has always been just the nicest person in the neighborhood, always ready to lend a hand where it one is needed and well versed in the trades. There's no way I can seed him trying to harm our little community here.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2021 18:01 |
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Sandwolf posted:Look if there was any way to get you to win with us I’d entertain it but unfortunately you are anti-town :/ You know, dearie, this is a fair argument. ##Vote Plastic
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2021 18:33 |
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Hello dears, have to admit I'm a bit under the weather today. Spending the day in bed and missing my husband. Lawks but do I miss him. Nobody to talk to at nighttime, you understand. Just the cats, and they don't talk much themselves. Lawks but that Toal feels like they don't like our little community here. I wonder if they had something to do with the dog statue going missing. ##Vote Toal
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2021 04:50 |
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snores quietly in the corner late-night toilet posting. I'll make an effort post in the morning.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2021 09:50 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 02:36 |
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breaking kayfabe to say I'm sick as poo poo and have spent the day facedown in a pillow groaning and will probably continue to do that for the rest of the day.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2021 22:25 |