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a 14 year old inside a giant robot cockpit: "i'm losing! my only hope.." *fills the whole chamber with axe bodyspray* "i'm READY"
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"I'm sorry, the giant robot must pop HOW many boners in order to activate??" "look we realize it is a bit impractical but at this stage of development it would be far too expensive to revamp the design"
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The robot is stamping its feet on the ground and insisting that everybody else is wearing cat ears to school and that it won't go to school if it can't wear cat ears, and threatening to defect to Derek's mom's house. Mission control, advise on how to proceed? The robot is entrenching itself in the Barnes & Noble manga section and establishing a defensive perimeter. Our negotiators offered it an Outback dinner WITH dessert but received static. Mission control, permission to withdraw, we don't have a prayer in hell here.
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How Wonderful! posted:The robot is stamping its feet on the ground and insisting that everybody else is wearing cat ears to school and that it won't go to school if it can't wear cat ears, and threatening to defect to Derek's mom's house. Mission control, advise on how to proceed? The robot is entrenching itself in the Barnes & Noble manga section and establishing a defensive perimeter. Our negotiators offered it an Outback dinner WITH dessert but received static. Mission control, permission to withdraw, we don't have a prayer in hell here. |
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sir one of our pilots grew six inches over three months and no longer fits in the cockpit and another is currently grounded because she failed her math test |
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"it's no good, we need someone who can properly operate this thing in order to get adequate combat data. get the new hire in here" *a researcher brings in the new pilot, who is wearing a Papa Roach T-shirt* "here's a doomsday robot of mass destruction that may or may not be capable of bringing about the extinction of mankind. go ahead, try piloting it, just do what you do best" *audible groaning from inside the cockpit* "great, thanks... NOT. everything sucks. I hate my life" *the robot effortlessly wipes out half the R&D lab*
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Jan 6, 2022 06:45
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"Listen Kyle, I know they're the enemy, but you cannot just go around calling them the n-word, or the f-word, or the n-word f-word, or the f-word n-word k-word over radio, ok? It's unacceptable." "whateverfuckin boomer " "Excuse me? What did you say?" "I SAID OK BOOMER!" *stomps off in mech* "I'm 45!!" |
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Jan 6, 2022 06:55
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Dads Dip Cup posted:"it's no good, we need someone who can properly operate this thing in order to get adequate combat data. get the new hire in here" Yeah sure but for every time this happens the next pilot they bring in takes the robot to remove garbage from the oceans or re-arrange boomer cars in the mall parking lot. Both are rad. |
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Jan 6, 2022 11:12
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What's up guys it's your boy Stefanosaurus and today we'll be flying this mech to my crush's house. She said I was too short for her so we're going to surprise her with the 25' tall TX-80A. Preview caption: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT SHE SAID |
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Jan 6, 2022 11:16
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*trades a nuclear-powered robot with ICMBs attached to the shoulders for a PS5 and that new graphics card* |
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Jan 6, 2022 11:18
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*slow-motion replay of a giant robot teabagging a mobile artillery unit after a perfectly executed 360 noscope, brought to you by Doritos® Kill-Cam*
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Dads Dip Cup posted:*slow-motion replay of a giant robot teabagging a mobile artillery unit after a perfectly executed 360 noscope, brought to you by Doritos® Kill-Cam* lol
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