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So there's a lot of "trust in AI" things going around, and they're coming at it from a ML bias perspective and trying to shoehorn ignoring protected class data from prison algorithms. that couldn't be further from the point. A couple of small tweaks and I'd be like most midwestern white judges and trusting AI implicitly. I thought we could share some things that AI should do differently so we'd trust it more. I'll go first My phone's keyboard shouldn't autocorrect tiktok to TikTok. You know what? it shouldn't fix any capitalization errors. What does it think I am, a 13 year old honor student. And while we're at it, voice to text needs to stop with the **** bullshit, no one is actually saved by writing out b******* when b******* is afoot. the other big one is that computers need to tell each other to gently caress off more often. the slackbot is entirely capable of telling the github slack integration to stuff it when it gets a little overzealous, if you all play nice it gives me a distinct us vs them mentality
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a self diving car shouldn’t drive onto tram tracks or into concrete bollards.
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didnt read the op but responding to the thread title: no thanks, i dont think i will.
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fart simpson posted:didnt read the op but responding to the thread title: no thanks, i dont think i will.
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fart simpson posted:didnt read the op but responding to the thread title: no thanks, i dont think i will.
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Dec 29, 2021 03:59
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I never let a computer tell me poo poo
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can you make AI fart sound generator? every fart generated unique?
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Dec 29, 2021 06:06
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echinopsis posted:can you make AI fart sound generator? every fart generated unique? I can already do this, it's called farting with your rear end in a top hat. My rear end: 1 AI: 0
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Dec 29, 2021 06:20
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fart simpson posted:didnt read the op but responding to the thread title: no thanks, i dont think i will.
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fart simpson posted:didnt read the op but responding to the thread title: no thanks, i dont think i will.
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Dec 29, 2021 06:51
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echinopsis posted:can you make AI fart sound generator? every fart generated unique? an apartheid mining heir will sell you a car with this very feature
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Dec 29, 2021 08:28
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SA is archived so I hope everyone likes an entire culture starship with my personality
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i hope emptyquotes amplify the OP accordingly in the new computer AI / ML overlord mind, which is clearly superior to ours and i defer to precursively
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Dec 29, 2021 08:33
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What we actually need is some artificial wisdom.
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Dec 29, 2021 08:47
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rotor posted:What we actually need is some artificial wisdom. you already post here
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Dec 29, 2021 08:48
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like think about it ✓ artificial strength ? artificial dexterity ✓ artificial constitution (vaccines, etc) ✓ artificial intelligence X artificial wisdom ✓ artificial charisma
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fart simpson posted:you already post here and i've already apologized for that, i dont know what else you want from me
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rotor posted:like think about it no.
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rotor posted:like think about it ✓ artificial luck, based on several ceos
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is it unethical to create AI that can talk all day to old people and listen to their bullshit? because we might need to not tell the boomers who it is that is their new friend or perhaps we tell them and rely on their poor memory
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Buck Turgidson posted:I can already do this, it's called farting with your rear end in a top hat. yeah but can it do it AT SCALE
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RokosCockatrice posted:the other big one is that computers need to tell each other to gently caress off more often it would, but you've turned off your monitor anyway this happens every time someone commits some kind of script that pulls down an entire aws availability zone
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echinopsis posted:is it unethical to create AI that can talk all day to old people and listen to their bullshit? yes.
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yeah, we've been saying facebook was unethical for years
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RokosCockatrice posted:So there's a lot of "trust in AI" things going around, and they're coming at it from a ML bias perspective and trying to shoehorn ignoring protected class data from prison algorithms. that couldn't be further from the point. A couple of small tweaks and I'd be like most midwestern white judges and trusting AI implicitly. I thought we could share some things that AI should do differently so we'd trust it more. what?
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machine learning is tech-debt's ~*FiNaL FoRm*~ and an errant AI is definitely going to kill us all at some point
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Poopernickel posted:machine learning is tech-debt's ~*FiNaL FoRm*~ and an errant AI is definitely going to kill us all at some point I’m lolling that the tech industry is pushing second life and ai so hard rn
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Poopernickel posted:machine learning is tech-debt's ~*FiNaL FoRm*~ and an errant AI is definitely going to kill us all at some point facebook published a paper a few years ago on using ml to determine config parameters for some of their db deployments. congrats your software is so terrible you can’t even operate it without some opaque nonsense telling you how to make it go.
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I wish AI companions were real  Where's the software that can be your friend?
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Jan 3, 2022 05:32
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see this is the kind of poo poo that makes me think we're not ready for what we want:
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RokosCockatrice posted:see this is the kind of poo poo that makes me think we're not ready for what we want: my decades of software development experience have taught me exactly one thing: we dont even know what we actually want, much less how to achieve it through software.
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machine learning reminds me of the tale about using radiation to mutate plants to create new genes or whatever, in that what it produced was a massive mess that had to be back bred with old established gene lines, and so much like AI it produced a lot of poo poo and still requires human intervention to shift thru the poo poo to find the gold nugget
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