cyberpunk 2022: a carjacking in progress

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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

that picture appears to show people using contactless transit cards, so whether or not the text of the tweet is true, it's unrelated to the image

since that tweet is the only source for anyone reporting that, and the tweet itself doesn't link to an actual story, i wouldn't necessarily take it at face value

infernal machines fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Mar 1, 2022

# ¿ Mar 1, 2022 03:28

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 15:21

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

mobby_6kl posted:

Contactless cards != Google pay though. In the Kyiv metro you could just use a normal credit/debit card as well.

you appear to be agreeing then. the picture is not of anyone fumbling to use cash, or a long line because of it

# ¿ Mar 1, 2022 13:55

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

stirlo posted:

same guy who�s been semi-threatening to drop the ISS onto earth

he has not been doing that

# ¿ Mar 3, 2022 03:10

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

lol. oh yeah, for sure, they'll have the cars drive themselves back. also, since fsd is just a software upgrade, they can do it to any car.

weird how they're not doing that though

# ¿ Mar 13, 2022 22:04

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Sagebrush posted:

i'd be friends with either harry dean stanton or emilio estevez, for sure.

me too, but they were just awful people in the film

# ¿ Mar 14, 2022 01:33

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/SweatieAngle/status/1504651665084977155

cool, we're finally hitting the "human proxy" part of the cyberpunk dystopia

# ¿ Mar 18, 2022 17:48

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Agile Vector posted:

at least with google you can't shout commands at them when viewing the results

that looks heavy

# ¿ Mar 18, 2022 18:00

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Crusader posted:

https://twitter.com/sweatieangle/status/1504651665084977155?s=21

timeline.jpg

# ¿ Mar 18, 2022 23:02

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

The Peripheral prequel looking grim

the jackpot wasn't really hypothetical

# ¿ Mar 20, 2022 14:14

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

well, poo poo

# ¿ Mar 25, 2022 03:56

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

https://twitter.com/dog_envier/status/1507890334193258500

# ¿ Mar 28, 2022 02:35

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

entirely accidental information warfare

# ¿ Mar 28, 2022 02:54

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it being mgs2 in particular is too on the nose

# ¿ Mar 28, 2022 14:52

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

https://www.nature.com/articles/s42256-022-00465-9

:thunk:

# ¿ Mar 28, 2022 15:19

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Carthag Tuek posted:

*sighs and unsheathes crowbar*

just use it to hit the guy holding the xbox controller just out of frame

# ¿ Mar 31, 2022 15:55

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

they put metal filings in gak and move it around with a magnet, the most cyberpunk thing about it is getting people to keep reposting the article calling it a robot.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2022 23:34

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Gak doesn't run 20k dollars an ounce

it might if you order it from NIST

# ¿ Apr 6, 2022 04:30

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

the absolute standard

# ¿ Apr 6, 2022 18:44

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Styling it out

isn't this the thing tori started mocking subjunctive for participating in a clinical trial of?

# ¿ Apr 6, 2022 22:24

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it has a 100% success rate, either way, you are no longer depressed

# ¿ Apr 7, 2022 00:15

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

so the woman at the back's the depressed one there right?

well, she's not wearing the helmet, so it stands to reason she'd be depressed. maybe it's her turn next

# ¿ Apr 10, 2022 15:21

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

someone found a use for hololens

https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1512050023021826055

# ¿ Apr 10, 2022 15:43

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

that did not happen

e: i'm the dangerous cross boarder raid

infernal machines fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Apr 19, 2022

# ¿ Apr 19, 2022 14:29

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

freshii strikes me as very much a "yuppie" brand

it's funny that the company behind the virtual cashiers assures us it's being done because of labour shortages, not to suppress wages. you know, because the wages for the work have nothing to do with the ability to attract labour.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2022 14:48

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i've never used that system, but i would guess that they review feedback from the otherwise automated checkout and respond to any questions or errors. so rather than have one person supervising a half-dozen automated checkouts in person, you have the same thing, but they're in a country with no minimum wage law

# ¿ Apr 29, 2022 15:01

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it's further dehumanising the work without actually automating it

# ¿ Apr 29, 2022 16:41

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

cyberpunk as gently caress, really

# ¿ Apr 29, 2022 16:41

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

$5M? that's like what, two tractors?

# ¿ May 2, 2022 14:35

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

how is will.i.am still getting these "collaborations"?

who even remembers who will.i.am is or why he was ever even marginally famous?

# ¿ May 8, 2022 17:21

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

okay, that's good stuff.

i had no idea why i see his name pop up every few years in collaboration with someone to make a weird concept product, when he hasn't been notable in popular culture since the early 2000s

# ¿ May 8, 2022 17:32

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Captain Foo posted:

You should probably post more often than that

i disagree

# ¿ May 15, 2022 22:46

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Chris Knight posted:

https://twitter.com/historymatt/status/1525776275939418113

post hole digger posted:

https://twitter.com/historymatt/status/1525776275939418113

https://twitter.com/historymatt/status/1525776275939418113

# ¿ May 19, 2022 22:39

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

haveblue posted:

that robot's been lost for a while huh

poor fucker just keeps getting posted and returned to the woods

post hole digger posted:

i see he went in the traditional greek fashion of just kinda expanding until he died

# ¿ May 20, 2022 00:04

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Midjack posted:

this robot may never escape its verdant prison.

next week on black mirror

# ¿ May 20, 2022 03:10

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

possibly the most american thing ever devised

# ¿ Jul 4, 2022 23:33

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

what's the clip from?

# ¿ Jul 8, 2022 03:13

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i thought that was an arasaka logo, but i've never seen that clip

go play cp2077. it's great fun and it looks incredible

# ¿ Jul 8, 2022 03:27

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Jonny 290 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOm_9N9ksBY
just a couple weeks left

this looks pretty cool

# ¿ Jul 8, 2022 12:19

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

that is a pro tier grift

# ¿ Jul 11, 2022 18:32

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 15:21

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

*in south korea

# ¿ Jul 13, 2022 02:08

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