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I enjoy reading contemporary newspaper comics. 64 26.02%
I hate reading contemporary newspaper comics. 42 17.07%
I enjoy reading historical newspaper comics. 88 35.77%
I enjoy reading newspaper comics from foreign countries. 52 21.14%
Total: 246 votes
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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Doomykins posted:

Jucika "480 - Jucika And The Rear-View Mirror"


Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Powered Descent posted:

The Family Circus


Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Potsticker posted:

what is pash?

snog

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Green Intern posted:

In my heart, I want Estelle to end this arc by telling Mary she was apocalyptically wrong.

and also with an ethereal halo for some reason

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

They're smaller than humans, so more likely to make a shark wonder if they're prey.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

confirmed: the chicken came first

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Giant Ethicist posted:

Uramachi Sakaba: these dorks



god dammit

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Wilbur will survive, because only the good die young

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


"PRINCIPLE!!!! P-L-EEEEEE!!!!!!" I cry aloud to a cold and uncaring universe

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Murdstone posted:

It's actually surprising to me that drunk people falling off cruise ships is not more common than it is.

as I understand it cruise ship passengers spend 90% of their time quarantined in their cabins with COVID or food poisoning

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

p sure younger generations are marrying later because you destroyed the economy and made it impossible to raise children in a secure environment Kelley

Huxley posted:

If my wife got up without a word and went to straight to bed, I'd assume we were getting a divorce.

if I told my wife I was going to bed and she said "Why ANNOUNCE it?!" I'd assume same

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I can't believe Wilbur's being isekai'd into an RPG world of sexy singing catgirls

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Twelve by Pies posted:

I'm going to look stupid but I can't for the life of me understand this one. I mean, I understand that the giraffe thugs are making it look like they have short necks, but to me that implies that it's some sort of reversal of the norm. But the only way that makes sense is if the norm is that human thugs make their necks look longer? Is that a thing?

"no-neck" is uncommon and archaic slang for a thug, lunk, galoot, or possibly palooka

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Takest mine Spouse

prithee

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Stultus Maximus posted:

No, she does a good job with a lot of characters and stories. Here she's giving the people what they want, giving the syndicate what gets the clicks and the attention.

I ain't clickin' poo poo

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Slammy posted:

Those Were the Days January 30, 1958

well now I'm worried there's something dreadfully wrong with pork sausage

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

ronya posted:

the castle of Iillwynde, more like the castle of hot matchups

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ogEDwsXKwY

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


way too unbelievable

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

kids these days, always on their zoetropes

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Safety Dance posted:

Does anybody get this? This is my second time reading it, and I can't make heads or tails of what's going on. Is Vernon McNutt about to get shot?

The boat was out on the lake with women, children, and Vernon in it. Vernon rocked it as a prank. The large men did not take kindly to this, and are now forcing Vernon to rock it in the hot sun as punishment.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Cowslips Warren posted:

You know, I hate going to get the women's loving exam, but I don't think I've ever bitched about it as much as Ed here has.

being a real man means being utterly incapable of dealing with unpleasantness

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Cowslips Warren posted:

Love his wife's hairstyle.

they match :3:

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Presto posted:

So Wilbur has been floating long enough that his pants were ragged and he lost a shoe,

they got caught on the side of the ship

he was hanging by his underwear for three hours before he dropped into the water

Hwurmp fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Jan 24, 2022

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

they didn't really want to find him

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Mr. Squishy posted:

Adding that longship to the list of things Overboard has a nearly-unrecognizable model for.

what longship

is it behind the ice cream cake

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Giant Ethicist posted:

Night Visitors


make sure to use a rubber :dadjoke:

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


loving neckbeard gooncats

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

it's Spanish for tea it vision

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

why does Savarna want to murder the Walkers again

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Julet Esqu posted:

She heard Phantom yelling about how worried he is about his kid and reasoned he won't have to feel bad about the kid if there is no kid



:toxx:

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

EBB posted:

God drat it Wilbur at least try lying

he is lying

he doesn't want to tell them that he took three extra days to get back because he got lost inside the airport and couldn't work up the nerve to ask anyone for help

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

somepartsareme posted:

I like Daddy Daze.

eat my ba

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

why can't I find somebody to hornily eat rice balls with

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Scary Gary

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

lol nice shirt Principal Rooney

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

- Draw a circle
- Draw the rest of the jojo
- drat, that's a fine jojo

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

lol this goon doesn't even know how to napse a hayzorn :laugh:

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Synthbuttrange posted:

Who's Funky Winkerbean for?

Tom Batiuk

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Mozz caught in a recursive loop of foretelling his own foretelling

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