|
precision posted:My favorite thing you morons do is this poo poo Your experience in that you don't know a single person that has seen Titanic, one of the most popular movies of all time. Sure man.
|
#
?
Dec 6, 2022 22:52
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 17:38 |
|
|
Unironic nice meltdown
|
|
#
?
Dec 6, 2022 22:53
|
|
|
Hey, I've got a great idea. Let's bitch and yell at each other for no reason, for literal decades. It's definitely what cool, well adjusted and not at all loving ASSHOLES would do. Grow, the gently caress, up
|
|
#
?
Dec 6, 2022 22:57
|
|
|
You should watch titanic
|
|
#
?
Dec 6, 2022 23:02
|
|
|
precision you should watch titantits
|
|
#
?
Dec 6, 2022 23:06
|
|
|
You should watch the 10th highest grossing film of all time, Furious 7
|
|
#
?
Dec 6, 2022 23:20
|
|
|
Feldegast42 posted:You should watch the 10th highest grossing film of all time, Furious 7 Hard to believe it’s the 10th best movie of all time but the numbers don’t lie
|
|
#
?
Dec 6, 2022 23:24
|
|
|
Feldegast42 posted:You should watch the 10th highest grossing film of all time, Furious 7 Great movie
|
|
#
?
Dec 6, 2022 23:42
|
|
|
That one firefighter as obsessed with titanic, what a wholesome dude.
|
|
#
?
Dec 6, 2022 23:49
|
|
|
Cael posted:Don’t quote “numbers” at us. It was the same hundred teenage girls seeing the movie a million times each, REAL rear end DUDES didn’t watch Titanic. I saw titanic with a buddy on opening night because it was James Cameron and the commercials made it seem like the crash would happen 5 minutes into the movie and it would be awesome. We were freshmen or sophomores in high school and pretty sure we were the only guys there... Also furious 7 rules.
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 00:28
|
|
|
The sinking is a good hour and a half of movie when it gets going, easily the most sustained action/suspense sequence in Cameron's filmography The worst part of Titanic is the framing narrative, how long it runs before flashing back to the past and proper beginning of the story and how it ends the film by applauding itself into the credits High Warlord Zog fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Dec 7, 2022 |
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 00:46
|
|
|
You all should watch the Titanic cartoon with the rapping dog
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 00:56
|
|
|
Impressively, the big titted sea cow in Star War 8 was a puppet, not CGI. Years from now someone will buy it in an auction and live the dream.
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 00:59
|
|
|
the speedrun is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8DWMobJp4Q&t=513s
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 01:02
|
|
|
AceOfFlames posted:You all should watch the Titanic cartoon with the rapping dog You can’t just invoke that scene without linking to it. Titanic: The Legend Goes On is one of the most hilariously cynical movies ever made and should always be mentioned as part of Real Titanic’s cultural wake. https://youtu.be/BxHNztg0X3s
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 02:45
|
|
|
Everyone needs to watch the Titanic alternate ending if they haven’t done so already. It’s probably not what you’re thinking, but it’s still great.
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 05:19
|
|
|
Inspector Gesicht posted:Impressively, the big titted sea cow in Star War 8 was a puppet, not CGI. But until that day, I'll bide my time
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 07:02
|
|
|
Megaman's Jockstrap posted:There is absolutely less female nudity right now than prior and there's a bad reason and a good reason; despite the "eating rear end" jokes the majority of people today are absolute reactionary prudes (the bad reason), and also a lot of that female nudity was chauvinistic poo poo that should be gone (the good reason). There's also that two seconds of onscreen nudity has completely lost its draw nowadays with the availability of internet porn.
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 07:38
|
|
|
Cameron is a serf, Scorsese's gonna drop Aviator 2 and show that blue-faced gently caress how its done
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 07:56
|
|
|
The only things I remember about Titanic was My Heart Will Go On, a "remix" of that with random South Park quotes added to it (there were a lot of those back in the day), and reading a Foxtrot plotline about the Mom getting obsessed about the movie. Never saw it myself, seeing as I only like 10 years old when it came out.
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 15:21
|
|
|
Cooked Auto posted:The only things I remember about Titanic was My Heart Will Go On, a "remix" of that with random South Park quotes added to it (there were a lot of those back in the day), and reading a Foxtrot plotline about the Mom getting obsessed about the movie. Oh man, I remember that Foxtrot storyline too! I probably haven't thought about that comic in years. I remember they also had a Sunday comic about the DeLorean from Back to the Future causing Deep Space 9 to crash to Earth and being found by Mulder and Scully, which seems like a fairly prescient and prominent take on modern nerd culture for something in newspaper comics in the 1990s.
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 16:14
|
|
|
Ghost Leviathan posted:There's also that two seconds of onscreen nudity has completely lost its draw nowadays with the availability of internet porn. Somehow, seeing boobies feels good in a place like this.
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 19:37
|
|
|
Titanic was the first time I remember seeing boobs in a movie. On the big screen even!
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 20:27
|
|
|
joylessdivision posted:Titanic was the first time I remember seeing boobs in a movie. On the big screen even! In a moment of reflection a long time ago I realized that Kate Winslet probably had the most seen boobs of any human being ever born. I wonder if that's still true. Also that whole phenomenon of 13 year old girls going to watch Titanic over and over like they were on the Hajj was such a crazy time. Remember when huge movies would run for months and months? Remember when we had some semblance of a common culture, degraded and compromised and threadbare as it was?
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 20:32
|
|
|
High Warlord Zog posted:The sinking is a good hour and a half of movie when it gets going, easily the most sustained action/suspense sequence in Cameron's filmography I like the way the beginning shows you the actual ruins of the Titanic and everything that was lost nearly a hundred years prior, building the anticipation to see it all restored again. When she goes, "They called it the ship of dreams..." and it cross-fades into the flashback, that's the best part of the whole movie. If you start it in the past with everyone getting on the boat it's just a story about a boat that crashed, but what the movie's actually about is the intermingling of history and loss and the complicated emotions that accompany it. The ending part of the frame story is mostly forgettable, but it is nice that Kate gets to explain that she turned out okay and that Bill Paxton learns something from the experience.
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 21:06
|
|
|
porfiria posted:In a moment of reflection a long time ago I realized that Kate Winslet probably had the most seen boobs of any human being ever born. I wonder if that's still true. The first Home Alone was in the top ten for like nine months and was number one in the box office for 12 weeks.
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 21:15
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1600550986136928280?s=20&t=Fwq7wNSpKdaxQ4pKnVL-gw says Blood and Honey is rear end too
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 21:28
|
|
|
If they absolutely had to do that I think a more interesting take would be the Whos being the ones to go after the Grinch (and save Max). Cindy-Lu Who as John Wick going to save the dog.
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 21:31
|
|
|
Hasturtium posted:You can’t just invoke that scene without linking to it. Titanic: The Legend Goes On is one of the most hilariously cynical movies ever made and should always be mentioned as part of Real Titanic’s cultural wake. um this is the funniest thing I've ever seen Rap was invented in 1912 by a dog on a sinking ship
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 21:42
|
|
|
Chairman Capone posted:Oh man, I remember that Foxtrot storyline too! I probably haven't thought about that comic in years. I remember they also had a Sunday comic about the DeLorean from Back to the Future causing Deep Space 9 to crash to Earth and being found by Mulder and Scully, which seems like a fairly prescient and prominent take on modern nerd culture for something in newspaper comics in the 1990s.
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 22:02
|
|
|
Payndz posted:Foxtrot sometimes pops up in the BSS daily comics thread, and my eyes always slide right past it because it's so drat ugly and unappealing to look at. Didn't realise it had a nerd aspect, thought it was just another slice-of-life family strip. The artist is a big nerd, and the son in the comic was a stand-in for him, but there are also lots of non-nerd stuff in it. But it had some fairly esoteric nerd stuff (for the time), like talking about the 90s Star Wars EU or having a joke about All Your Base Are Belong to Us.
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 22:54
|
|
|
Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1600550986136928280?s=20&t=Fwq7wNSpKdaxQ4pKnVL-gw
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 22:59
|
|
|
Nah it’s pretty much avoiding all names and stuff. It’s borderline infringement but idk. I’d imagine no one cares because it’ll be forgotten a week after it comes out
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 23:01
|
|
|
Shageletic posted:um this is the funniest thing I've ever seen I like the comment for that video about the dog rapping to comfort people as the ship sinks.
|
|
#
?
Dec 7, 2022 23:39
|
|
|
Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1600550986136928280?s=20&t=Fwq7wNSpKdaxQ4pKnVL-gw Has there literally ever been one of these that’s halfway watchable?
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 08:38
|
|
|
One of these? How many of them are there?
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 15:18
|
|
|
If the OP means IP ripoff slashers there's this one, Blood and Honey and like two Five Nights at Freddie's rip off movies.
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 16:18
|
|
|
The one with Nic Cage is watchable.
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 16:49
|
|
|
Kaiju Cage Match posted:The one with Nic Cage is watchable. It's so close to being good.
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 17:37
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 17:38 |
|
|
Macdeo Lurjtux posted:If the OP means IP ripoff slashers there's this one, Blood and Honey and like two Five Nights at Freddie's rip off movies. Hey now, it was the Banana Splits who got the FNAF rip off treatment. And it was delightfully stupid and gory. HR Puffinstuff slasher when?!
|
|
#
?
Dec 8, 2022 19:09
|
|