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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Feldegast42 posted:

I remember hating it as a kid because it was a "girl movie", even though a guy bounces off a propeller and I could have seen boobs for the first time. I wasn't a smart kid

Also my favorite part of Titanic is Leo getting into some weird fight with Rose's fiancé so they chased each other all the way down the decks and back while the ship was sinking, just so Cameron could shoot more "interiors of the boat sinking" scenes
He could have doubled the box office by having half naked women running around as the boat was sinking, thus securing every demographic.

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Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

A Buttery Pastry posted:

He could have doubled the box office by having half naked women running around as the boat was sinking, thus securing every demographic.
Michael Bay's Titanic.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Ah yes rAted R. The path to box office riches

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

A Buttery Pastry posted:

He could have doubled the box office by having half naked women running around as the boat was sinking, thus securing every demographic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuH9f8Hi_rI

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
We got a whole decade of movies without romance plots and it gave us the sex less MCU. We need more of it.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
was it Roger Corman who had his actresses transported in cars with like windows up or something so the wind didn't misshapen their boobs or am I thinking of Howard Hughes or someone else

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


The kid from H.R. Pufnstuf was a full blown alcoholic by the time he was 13. One of the Kroft brothers agreed to be his guardian while he was in the US, and ended up really regretting it.

IshmaelZarkov
Jun 20, 2013

joylessdivision posted:

Titanic was the first time I remember seeing boobs in a movie. On the big screen even!

The first time I saw boobs in a movie was Total Recall and, ngl, every subsequent set of boobs I've seen has been a disappointment.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

The MSJ posted:

I like the comment for that video about the dog rapping to comfort people as the ship sinks.

WHO LET THE DOG OUT




*iceberg*

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

IshmaelZarkov posted:

The first time I saw boobs in a movie was Total Recall and, ngl, every subsequent set of boobs I've seen has been a disappointment.

Well, duh. Every set that followed missed one.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
just watch movie boobs in 3's to match the two flashes from TR

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Payndz posted:

Michael Bay's Titanic.

Also the Titanic turns into a giant robot.

There's actually precedent there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaAZgW8PbR4

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




I just want a Titanic that shows how it actually got destroyed.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
A movie about time traveling, jerk rear end Godzilla being the cause of a bunch of famous disasters throughout history would be amazing.

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
They should make a comic from that godzilla in hell comic

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

endocriminologist posted:

They should make a comic from that godzilla in hell comic

:yeah:

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

dr_rat posted:

A movie about time traveling, jerk rear end Godzilla being the cause of a bunch of famous disasters throughout history would be amazing.

this was a multi-issue arc back in the 90s when Dark Horse had the comics license. a mad scientist teleports Godzilla throughout history for the purpose of, uh, looting artifacts? it's kinda bonkers, but it gives us fun moments like Godzilla destroying the Spanish armada:

,

or the Roman garrison of Pompeii,



a weird future city, complete with snarling morlocks in the lower levels (note the dialogue in the bottom right lol)



or, of course, the Titanic:



IDW, the current (I think?) comics rights-holders did a somewhat similar series a few years back, but I'm not as familiar with it

HannibalBarca fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Dec 9, 2022

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

HannibalBarca posted:

this was a multi-issue arc back in the 90s when Dark Horse had the comics license. a mad scientist teleports Godzilla throughout history for the purpose of, uh, looting artifacts? it's kinda bonkers, but it gives us fun moments like Godzilla destroying the Spanish armada:

Haha, holy poo poo there's actually per-existing time-traveling Godzilla media! gently caress yeah just make the next Gozillia movie based off that.

We've seen Gozilla destroy enough modern cities, let Gozilla have some fun destroying some ancient ones!

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

HannibalBarca posted:

this was a multi-issue arc back in the 90s when Dark Horse had the comics license. a mad scientist teleports Godzilla throughout history for the purpose of, uh, looting artifacts? it's kinda bonkers, but it gives us fun moments like Godzilla destroying the Spanish armada:



I dunno about you but I think this dude is up to no good

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
I know Godzilla's traditionally tied up in all that business with the atomic bomb and all, but I wouldn't think you'd need time travel to explain how a prehistoric sea monster that survived until the 20th century would have encountered the Titanic.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
lmao I guess those three have "conquer stuff, a lot" in common but unless you have some very specific goals you might wanna not compare yourself to any of those three, weird mad scientist from the 90s.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Schwarzwald posted:

I know Godzilla's traditionally tied up in all that business with the atomic bomb and all, but I wouldn't think you'd need time travel to explain how a prehistoric sea monster that survived until the 20th century would have encountered the Titanic.

I mean you wouldn't have to, but more fun if you do! Also that way you have the final fight being Gozilla trying to stop nazi godzilla from destroying Los Alamos labs to stop the manhatten project from happening and making godzilla not exists!


Grendels Dad posted:

lmao I guess those three have "conquer stuff, a lot" in common but unless you have some very specific goals you might wanna not compare yourself to any of those three, weird mad scientist from the 90s.

They all famously wore hats op. As you can see the weird mad scientist is bald and hatless. Pretty sure the plan is just about him wanting to get a totally baller hat that would put those three fools hat's to shame.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Schwarzwald posted:

I know Godzilla's traditionally tied up in all that business with the atomic bomb and all, but I wouldn't think you'd need time travel to explain how a prehistoric sea monster that survived until the 20th century would have encountered the Titanic.

The latest American version of Godzilla isn't created by the atomic bomb. He's an ancient species from Permian period.

They could absolutely do a prequel about Godzilla in the past.

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games

Grendels Dad posted:

lmao I guess those three have "conquer stuff, a lot" in common but unless you have some very specific goals you might wanna not compare yourself to any of those three, weird mad scientist from the 90s.

Napoleon was good. I mean, except for the Haiti thing.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

dr_rat posted:

They all famously wore hats op. As you can see the weird mad scientist is bald and hatless. Pretty sure the plan is just about him wanting to get a totally baller hat that would put those three fools hat's to shame.

When did Hitler wear a hat

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Hitler was amateurish to begin with, no?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

HannibalBarca posted:

IDW, the current (I think?) comics rights-holders did a somewhat similar series a few years back, but I'm not as familiar with it

You might be thinking of Half-Century War, which is amazing.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

AceOfFlames posted:

When did Hitler wear a hat

Whenever his head got cold

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

IshmaelZarkov posted:

The first time I saw boobs in a movie was Total Recall and, ngl, every subsequent set of boobs I've seen has been a disappointment.
Mine was Sheena, Queen of the Jungle. And it wasn't just boobs, oh no. That movie had the full monty.

Everything has been downhill since.

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me
Mine was the first DOOM movie, which wouldn't be particularly noteworthy if not for the fact that there is somehow more than one DOOM movie.

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

You might be thinking of Half-Century War, which is amazing.

nah, this was something different. a series of one-offs featuring Godzilla and friends in various historical moments. there was one where Godzilla helps Hannibal cross the alps, a theoretically perfect convergence of two of my weird fixations, but the issue was undermined by bizarre and incomprehensible art



half century war IS 10/10 though

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009
In case anyone is curious the comic that are Godzilla reading through time is called, well, Godzilla: Rage Through Time.

But if you want something really crazy, Godzilla in Hell is where it's at.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Sobatchja Morda posted:

But if you want something really crazy, Godzilla in Hell is where it's at.

:hmmyes:

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me

Sobatchja Morda posted:

But if you want something really crazy, Godzilla in Hell is where it's at.

Does Freddy and/or Jason show up? Does Godzilla team up with Doomguy to suplex Satan into oblivion?

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009

MechanicalTomPetty posted:

Does Freddy and/or Jason show up? Does Godzilla team up with Doomguy to suplex Satan into oblivion?

Godzillakills Satan, climbs up to heaven and kills God.

It's based on Dante, with more stomping.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Sobatchja Morda posted:

Godzillakills Satan, climbs up to heaven and kills God.

It's based on Dante, with more stomping.

The Devil May Cry one?

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Ghost Leviathan posted:

The Devil May Cry one?

Yes.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
"I should have been the one to fill you dark soul with NUCL^EAR FIRE"

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Ghost Leviathan posted:

There's also that two seconds of onscreen nudity has completely lost its draw nowadays with the availability of internet porn.

member when show time would have free previews and you d record boobs on a vhs player.

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Ups_rail posted:

member when show time would have free previews and you d record boobs on a vhs player.

Nowadays you can replicate that by having to watch porn at 240p on a poor connection.

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