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The Mary Suliban Edit: oh poo poo page 2 i think our treatment is about ready to send off to Paramount
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Okay they just got back to me and filming begins next week on a budget of five dollars! This is our big break!
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reignofevil posted:Okay they just got back to me and filming begins next week on a budget of five dollars! This is our big break! Time for a bottle episode about how a black hole or Q or sentient cloud sealed the crew in the holodeck but the holodeck looks like my lovely apartment.... let's say because data wanted to learn how depressed weebs lived in the 21st century.
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Feb 1, 2022 05:07
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reignofevil posted:Okay they just got back to me and filming begins next week on a budget of five dollars! This is our big break! Fucken A that's twice Picard's budget
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Feb 1, 2022 05:14
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Trollologist posted:Time for a bottle episode about how a black hole or Q or sentient cloud sealed the crew in the holodeck but the holodeck looks like my lovely apartment.... let's say because data wanted to learn how depressed weebs lived in the 21st century. Put away all the dildos or we'll get a TV-MA. Especially since we already used the one f-bomb we're allowed this year.
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Feb 1, 2022 07:51
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Defiance Industries posted:Especially since we already used the one f-bomb we're allowed this year. Someone quick, whats gently caress in Klingon. Pretty sure we should be fine putting as many of those in as we want. Lets test that. Like just do that Wire gently caress scene but in klingon.
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Defiance Industries posted:Put away all the dildos or we'll get a TV-MA. Especially since we already used the one f-bomb we're allowed this year. Look man, Bad Dragon is paying a lot for that product placement, you want to break the news to them? Maybe we can call it "Vulcan fertility rituals" to slide it past the censor?
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Feb 2, 2022 03:31
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Alas, my ship, whom I love like a woman, is disabled
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Feb 3, 2022 01:20
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Episode prompt: what does life and encounters look like on a Klingon bird of Prey?
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Feb 4, 2022 06:34
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:Alas, my ship, whom I love like a woman, is disabled Fascinating, Captain. And logical too
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Feb 4, 2022 17:54
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We need a completely ill-fitting B-plot to switch to for constant tonal whiplash. Wait until the most dramatic point in the plot and then cut to the crew trying to prank Worf with a whopee cushion.
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Feb 5, 2022 12:29
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Riker, under deep cover aboard a Klingon vessel, must wrestle with executing a traitor in order to protect his cover--and his life. Data, experimenting with detachable drone limbs, chases his arm as it helicopters down the corridor.
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Feb 5, 2022 15:19
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We are finally making an adult trek. So the b plot is just data being 'fully functional' with a string of extras. a plot is riker seducing and banging a woman that, through teleporter and time travel shinnanigans, is beverlt crusher's erotic dtf grandma.
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Feb 14, 2022 06:31
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we already had beverly's erotic grandma that poo poo is boring how about...worf's erotic grandma
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Feb 14, 2022 06:45
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How about Data's erotic grandma I believe she was an AI toaster.
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Feb 14, 2022 07:33
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Jazerus posted:we already had beverly's erotic grandma that poo poo is boring I like where your head is at as long as we go full Disco.
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Feb 14, 2022 07:56
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Two penises? Two vaginas? The Moghs have one of each. This is a source of Worf's secret shame, but he doesn't know the great legacy he's inherited
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Feb 14, 2022 13:25
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dr_rat posted:How about Data's erotic grandma I don't see how that's stopping riker
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Feb 14, 2022 15:22
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Less talkie, more fuckie Dramatically redefining "in her element"
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Feb 14, 2022 17:33
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what about Riker but he has fake sideburns
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Feb 14, 2022 20:24
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They reverse the polarity of a gateway into the mirror universe and enter the other neighbouring universe in the other direction, where everyone is more peaceful but also more heterosexual
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hmmmm...in the same kind of vein, how about a mirror universe lwaxana troi episode
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Brawnfire posted:Chewbacca's eventual arrival should be treated as an event of expectation and apprehension for everyone present. Nobody really names him, but there's a Waiting for Godot-like hush about how the "special guest"'s arrival will change everything. Suddenly, the return of The Outrageous Okona
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Feb 27, 2022 10:28
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We better finish this script asap everybody! Shooting starts on friday!!!!
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Apr 11, 2022 17:19
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poo poo. gently caress. Okay, code:
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Apr 11, 2022 18:12
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This had better end with a food replicator becoming sentient.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:This had better end with a food replicator becoming sentient. Nah, that's the second ad break twist. Well the actual twist is it becomes sentient and turns out it's a jerk. I mean if it becomes sentient and it's not a jerk then it's not going to be much of an obstacle for Data to overcome to complete his perfect midnight snack quest, is it!
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What if Data had to teach the sentient replicator the philosophy of ethics and why the replicator's desire to make a sandwich with human meat is immoral even if it's not real meat.
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Apr 12, 2022 21:23
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Data, having entirely abandoned his post on the bridge: These chicken nuggets will be the foundation of my new perfect meal. Replicator, give me one hundred chicken nuggets, hot.
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Apr 12, 2022 22:32
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the replicator instead spits out fifteen hot pockets, bacon ranch flavor, lukewarm
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Apr 12, 2022 22:35
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Computer, reroute auxiliary power to the bridge replicator. Computer, create a microwave oven capable of heating the center of a Hot Pocket. *red alarms begin to blare* *both Nagilum and Q appear looking freaked out, saying wtf did you do and talking fretfully over one another*
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Data finally creates the mathematically greatest snack, but an accident combines the memory buffers of the transporter with the replicator and the snack is combined with Miles O'Brien, creating a sentient entity that is half Miles, half food. Data must choose whether to eat the great snack or save his friend. He sits in thought for ten minutes as Miles-snack writhes screaming in combined physical, mental and existential agony Also the holodeck is involved somehow. And cetacean ops
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Data stands at the threshold of the open warp core, clutching the basket of fries in his hands. "DATA!" cries out Geordi, coming as close as he can before shying away from the heat and radiation. "YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!" "If my calculations are correct, Geordi, when the ship attains warp factor ten the fries will be at all points in the unvierse simultaneously." "BUT WHY, DATA? WHY RISK ALL OUR LIVES?" "They'll be All-Dressed, Geordi. Truly All-Dressed. And I shall be there to taste them." "You've gone mad." "Worse than that." Data turns, his eyes narrow blazing-red slits. "I've got the munchies."
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Why God! Why did he have to be fully functional!
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reignofevil posted:Why God! Why did he have to be fully functional! dr. soong never foresaw his creation's inexplicable drive to flavortown
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ok new episode. the enterprise has been called to ferry gowron to negotiations at betazed. the episode cold opens on a klingon throwing lwaxana troi's manservant, mr. homn, across ten-forward while belligerently screaming "you have no honor!"
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Pretty sure Mr. Homn could kick Gowron's rear end.
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Presto posted:Pretty sure Mr. Homn could kick Gowron's rear end. Yeah but that would ruin the negotiations. He'll do it at the very end of the episode.
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*Lwaxana standing stage right, drinks- smoulders at men in uniform*
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