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drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting


Fallen Rib

Heeny first goal

loving Sellwood the norm

gabensraum posted:

Cats by 50, Rohan first goal, Guthrie Norm Smith, Blues for the flag.

Charlie Curnow longest kick winner, give us the flag

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.



Socks for Shiels. But good to hear the word Hawthorn booed

Edit: the auskicker of the year has a magnificent mullet

Further edit: BOO to the ad for sky news on whichever feed this Irish pub in Tokyo is using. BOO.

BrigadierSensible fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Sep 24, 2022

Weird Sandwich
Dec 28, 2011


Papley first goal, Dangerfield Norm, Cats by 8 points

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011


Robbie William is loving boring, bring back Baker Boy.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001



Cats Defense too Good

Tomahawk first goal, Guthrie Norm, Cats by 12

(so Sydney wins)

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master


Q. Why do men love the footy finals so much?

A: itís the only time our Wiveís canít nag us! 😂

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:



I find it extremely funny that Barrett has Warner for the NS, Buddy Franklin to kick 6 goals but Geelong still winning by 15 points.


1) A player kicking six goals in a grand final is going to win the NS, even in a losing team.

2) Warner would have to get 40 touches and 3 goals to get the NS over a player kicking 6 goals.

3) Half of the Swans would have to be deadweight in order for them to lose despite Franklin and Warner having monster games.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011


Wizard Master posted:

Q. Why do men love the footy finals so much?

A: it’s the only time our Wive’s can’t nag us! 😂

I did a bunch of footy related functions at work these week, and fucken all of them had 'comedians' telling these sorts of jokes. Ugh.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001



They're not Jokes, they're Dinosaur Tales

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

First goal Cameron
Norm smith Heeney
Sydney by 83

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Testekill posted:

I find it extremely funny that Barrett has Warner for the NS, Buddy Franklin to kick 6 goals but Geelong still winning by 15 points.


1) A player kicking six goals in a grand final is going to win the NS, even in a losing team.

2) Warner would have to get 40 touches and 3 goals to get the NS over a player kicking 6 goals.

3) Half of the Swans would have to be deadweight in order for them to lose despite Franklin and Warner having monster games.

Ah yes we have to go back a whole 12 months for an example of a player kicking 6 in a grand final and not getting the norm smith

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

:qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq:

Solemn Sloth posted:

Ah yes we have to go back a whole 12 months for an example of a player kicking 6 in a grand final and not getting the norm smith

He's blocked that game from his memory

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Time for everyone to remember how hosed ads between every goal are

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:



Solemn Sloth posted:

Ah yes we have to go back a whole 12 months for an example of a player kicking 6 in a grand final and not getting the norm smith

39 touches and 2 goals to Petracca and he was literally unstoppable running out of the middle. It kinda falls into the whole 40 touches and 3 goals thing.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001



Well that was a poo poo effort at an Anthem

e: eyoooo

Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Sep 24, 2022

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011


Sydney looking...not great

Windmill Hut
Jul 21, 2008


This is gonna sound like a massive sook but I just find it hard to watch the GF after winning it last year. I've ignored all the build up. Didn't watch the prelims eirher. I can just imagine that Melbourne won't make it back for 30 years and the one chance we had, it happened interstate.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Solemn Sloth posted:

First goal Cameron
Norm smith Heeney
Sydney by 83

Any second now

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:



This is going to be the worst scoreline in a GF since 2007.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:



Goddamn, at least the Bulldogs were in it until late in the 3rd.

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.


Swans ded so wat

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:



I think I might play some Pokemon Snap or Fire Emblem while listening on my phone.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:



It's going to be the funniest thing ever if Gary Rohan still shits the bed in a GF despite his team dominating.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011


So, anyone had any good soft drinks lately?

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:



monolithburger posted:

So, anyone had any good soft drinks lately?

I'm partial to the Nexba stuff.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting


Fallen Rib

Channel 7 must be making GBS threads themselves, a ton will turn this off after half time.

Me included.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007



BrigadierSensible posted:

Further edit: BOO to the ad for sky news on whichever feed this Irish pub in Tokyo is using. BOO.

The WatchAFL stream is full of Foxtel house ads, probably because of Sevenís rights deal to show the Grand Final.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

monolithburger posted:

So, anyone had any good soft drinks lately?

Allens released a sour bottle pack based on Kirkís drinks, theyíre okay

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001



Drummers singing at a wide open venue.. lmao

Jet.. double lmao, is this loving 2003

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.


Replace the national anthem with solid rock imo

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001


Pies would have done better than this. Theyíd still get flogged but by a smaller margin.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001



Thanks for coming Sydney - turning this off now.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:



You know what? Rohan has played a Rohan final so there's that.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!



Jesus I was expecting a Cats win after the Brisbane game, but this is just sad

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.


absolute stinker of a granny

Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006




At least we didnít have to wait until nightfall to get this over with.

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

When does the game start?

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!



thepokey posted:

When does the game start?

lol

On the off chance you're not joking, final quarter just started

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:



At least you can be pretty confident that Isaac Smith is winning the NS.

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thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

At least Gary Rohan will always look at his premiership medal and wonder how he got it without playing

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