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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
post what ills you and either myself or another poster will give you a legitimate diagnosis that you can tell your spouse about and get some of that hard earned sympathy

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I went on a web page and did a quiz and it told me “you definitely have adhd” and I thought that can’t be too hard (to diagnose something)

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

one of my elbows is kind of red sometimes

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
poo poo that sounds like veal-induced histeriosis of the elbow gland

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
i can’t smell my own farts

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

the doctor says working a desk job is slowly deteriorating my spine

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Management posted:

i can’t smell my own farts

this is a common side effect of huffing the fumes that are released when you code too close to the metal. my recommendation? try a higher level language, perhaps python

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
I typed my symptoms into the google and it said I might have "network connectivity problems"

Poopernickel fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Jan 12, 2022

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


echinopsis posted:

this is a common side effect of huffing the fumes that are released when you code too close to the metal. my recommendation? try a higher level language, perhaps python

diagonsis: greybeard. It's terminal.app

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Poopernickel posted:

I typed my symptoms into the google and it said I might have "network connectivity problems"

try standing closer to the toilet when you take a leak

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
im addicted to water

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fart simpson posted:

the doctor says working a desk job is slowly deteriorating my spine

sounds like spine-spurs

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

im addicted to water

this one is just called being alive, which ironically is the last thing that happens before you die

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

im addicted to water

do u resent its absence?

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
man who addicted to water have drinking problem

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

hi

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
w'asup

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


watuary

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

ear wax

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
why my dick look weird op

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

echinopsis posted:

this one is just called being alive, which ironically is the last thing that happens before you die

heyo

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I can’t post

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
there’s a weird spot on the back of my knee. been there a few years now

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
dude have a shower

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

when i close my eyes i see hello.jpg

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
My dog was having an allergy attack last night so I laid down with her to keep her from scratching her hosed up ear. Now my back is all hosed up. Is this god punishing me for sleeping with a bitch outside my marriage?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I sprained my pinky or something, and it’s highlighting how much I balance stuff on my pinky, which is probably not good for it

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Silver Alicorn posted:

I sprained my pinky or something, and it’s highlighting how much I balance stuff on my pinky, which is probably not good for it

are you looking for a diagnosis here? sounds like you already know the answer op

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I mean I don’t know if it’s tendon rot or just emacs pinky

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

doctor i think i have fail aids

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
my shits are blue despite ending involvement with the blue man group

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
also i have avoided liquid smurf lately

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Beeftweeter posted:

my shits are blue despite ending involvement with the blue man group

looks amber or green from here, op

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

i think i have callus enormous but u tell me doc

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine

echinopsis posted:

dude have a shower

thanks, that fixed it

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
great success

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i’m an idiot

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
this thread isn’t about already knowing what’s wrong

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
i'm just

i don't know

not really feeling like doing anything

*sigh*

i should just stay in bed all day

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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


I’m dumber and slower than I was a few years ago

my glasses prescription gets worse every year

my lungs don’t feel as good at getting air as before even though I don’t smoke and have never smoked, their capacity hasn’t changed, and my maximum outflow volume is fine

I get headaches a lot and my brain sometimes gets fuzzy and overfull/too big for my skull

I don’t remember things too good anymore

I don’t learn things as good or as fast as before

I’m impulsive and have started making a lot more snap decisions to get snacks and avoid work decisions and research in favor of checking something on my phone

I’m compulsive and check 2-3 times every morning I got into the office whether I just locked the front door, and immediately forget afterwards

I keep putting off putting clean laundry away and get scared of playing games or jamming on my pc instead of just being on the couch watching poo poo on yt

I keep forgetting all the cheesebrain symptoms that I need to share with my doctor, there’s more than this

what’s happening to me

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