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ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?


yospos is participating in the best places to post program.

as an employee of yospos solutions incorporated, you're invited to share your thoughts about posting in yospos.

your time is valuable

your response is confidential

your participation matters

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Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006



unsubscribe

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020


*drags e-mail to spam folder*

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004



hey just a reminder but your participation in the best places to post survey ends this friday! we are hoping to get to 82% participation this year! everyone who replies will be entered into a raffle to win an apple watch!

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad

Fun Shoe

the best place to post premium raisin bran is in my bowl

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006






when i was at the student newspaper in unversity i once wrote a lovely low-effort article about how the school was ranked one of bc's top employers. got an angry letter from the grad students about that one, and for once deserved it

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through


*responds to subforum-wide CC*

PLEASE TAKE ME OFF OF THIS LIST

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?


participation is mandatory, but completely confidential!

Asleep Style
Oct 20, 2010



I understand that these best places to post lists are entirely for marketing purposes. I also understand that there are load bearing air quotes around "confidential". since I have no prospects for a promotion and I'm only posting here til I have enough experience to post somewhere better, I will be roasting the gently caress out of this place on the survey. watching management spinning how proud they are of our increasingly worse position on this list every year is one of the few joys I have left. bet you won't put the number in your email signature this time greg you geriatric gently caress

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


posters are encouraged to post in alignment with best practices.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

The Game is Never Over


do your part and post in one of our smaller threads today.

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Quit shakin' me, kid!

Security, someone sent us another phishing email.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


For your own safety and the safety of others, please keep your head and arms inside the textbox at all times.

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004



Hi <co-poster>,

Thanks for sending this out. With the greatest respect, I really appreciate you taking the time to do this. Unfortunately, this general mail violates corporate policy stated in the employee handbook. No harm done, but I would suggest that perhaps HR could review this prior to the next.

I've helpfully included your manager on this reply.

Again, I really do appreciate the effort involved in crafting the original message.

Cheers

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


Please consider the environmental impact before printing this thread.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


No outside food or drinks in YOSPOS.

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.


please do not discuss your compensation with your coworkers. it is unprofessional.

RokosCockatrice
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.


ultravoices you should have cleared this with me first

-r, ceo

RokosCockatrice
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.


no this is actually a big deal. Crime on a Dime gas this and send me a list of everyone who participated

-r, ceo

Lady Radia
Jul 13, 2021

Despite everything, it's still you.


is this why qcs wanted us shut down

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


No Shirt
No Shoes
No Posting

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.


Why am I receiving this post? Please leave me out of future posting-related posts.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


If you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to reach out.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through


rotor posted:

No Shirt
No Shoes
No Posting

gently caress you man never stopped me before

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad

Fun Shoe

no peen, no poon, no posting

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016


HR REMINDER - Come join us for another Healthy Eating Webinar Cooking Class!

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



?

FalseNegative
Jul 24, 2007

2>/dev/null


George posted:

Why am I receiving this post? Please leave me out of future posting-related posts.

Please stop replying to everyone

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through


Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

HR REMINDER - Come join us for another Healthy Eating Webinar Cooking Class!

*class is just cream of mushroom soup mixed with low fat cream cheese, poured onto noodles*

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Quit shakin' me, kid!

FalseNegative posted:

Please stop replying to everyone

Haha, you are too!

Recall email.

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad

Fun Shoe

rotor posted:

No Shirt
No Shoes
No Posting

Please do the three items on this list, tia

do the needful

do it

RokosCockatrice
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.


im joining on my phone from this, ha, message spa, haha, in Thailand lmao

<long pause as the video hangs>

give me one reason not to fire all of you. Crime on a Dime i should replace you with somebody competent

<long pause as the video hangs>

- r, CEO

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through


RokosCockatrice posted:

im joining on my phone from this, ha, message spa, haha, in Thailand lmao

<long pause as the video hangs>

give me one reason not to fire all of you. Crime on a Dime i should replace you with somebody competent

<long pause as the video hangs>

- r, CEO

i choose to interpret this as r the statistical package and that the company just has an algorithm for ceo

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