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STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

woke up to a text from my brother saying that dad is on a bender and talking about killing himself. I don't particularly like or dislike him but he hasn't really been present in my life for more than a decade and every time he reintroduces himself it's just to pile poo poo on me. he already tried to kill himself once so I guess I'm trying to find a nice way to say "if being alive is such a terrible and constant burden then maybe he should just do it and get it over with" but that's not really a nice thing to say. maybe GBS can provide some input. hope you're all having a good friday. :cool:

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big cummers ONLY
Jul 17, 2005

I made a series of bad investments. Tarantula farm. The bottom fell out of the market.



Get therapy my friend. I don't care about the particulars, it's good for us ppl with problem parents.

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



big cummers ONLY

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this

you don't seem to consider this a problem so just say "not my problem".

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





this seems like a problem that will resolve itself. the dad has been checked out of your life and his own life for many years, and you don't seem to care one way or the other. "get therapy" isn't applicable since you've moved on.

my advice: continue to do nothing, text back "ok", and take this e/n poo poo to e/n and don't harsh on my FRIDAY VIBES

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

quote:

If they would rather die, they'd better do it, and decrease the surplus population

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010



SAD DAD

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


My dad only stopped drinking because he developed a pancreatic disorder that would kill him if he resumed it

I recommend therapy but at this point he's a grown adult whom you've rarely had contact with so if this is his wish so be it. A wasted life but you got your own to deal with. No need to be pulled into his bullshit yet again

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021



Tell him to cheer up

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002



Get him a wooden craft board which says Live Laugh Love, OP

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021



Keep
Calm
And
Dontkill yourself

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021


Dad seems normal for 2022.

Sounds like its you and your brother with the problems.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"


The Spirit of Lowtax lives on

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcs-mSeDOOM

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Drunken suicide, classic dad

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

GET OUT
(OF THE WALL)




Dad drunk, so what?

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021


:nws:
https://i.imgur.com/2NMDK77.png

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009






those don't look like dads at all :thunk:

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000



idc personally but you better nws that poo poo.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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lmao thats a ban

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

uh oh now i got a boner lol

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

also "dad's drinking again" is a good username

Worf
Sep 12, 2017




Nooner posted:

uh oh now i got a boner lol

this thread wil be about you some day

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





Nooner posted:

also "dad's drinking again" is a good username

lol yeah

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Ask me about my obsessions! I will let you know in every thread I enter.


Feels like Stabass has it together more than Greg of Doom does.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021


DeadFatDuckFat posted:

lmao thats a ban

Sure, if you hate jokes.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Nooner posted:

uh oh now i got a boner lol

you boner so easily

Greg of Doom posted:

Sure, if you hate jokes.

Oh, I'm not reportin that post, its funny

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





Greg of Doom posted:

Sure, if you hate jokes.

mods HATE jokes

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000


Greggo

Worf
Sep 12, 2017




Yaldabaoth posted:

Feels like Stabass has it together more than Greg of Doom does.


Greg of Doom posted:

Sure, if you hate jokes.

yeah ngl googling the thread title and putting the results in this case is p funny

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000



When I think of the phrase "dad's drinking again" internally I sing it to the tune of It's raining again - Supertramp

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Dinosaur Gum

wanna meet that dad

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012



dad dead so what

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021



Greg of Doom posted:

:nws:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

The Old and The Young gently caress Like Rabbits Here

Aardvark!
May 17, 1993





i hate untagged pornography on my work computer op

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

also i wasn't sure what the actual joke was supposed to be as the added text doesn't relate to the image or anything

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





Aardvark! posted:

i hate untagged pornography on my work computer op

how dare you edit my post

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5N8qhnz4Y

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Ask me about my obsessions! I will let you know in every thread I enter.


ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

The Old and The Young gently caress Like Rabbits Here

IT remake but the clown says this instead of We all float down here.

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017




hot cocoa on the couch posted:

how dare you edit my post

didnt they used to string up quoted NWS posts along with the original guilty offenders lol


if not somebody would have busted you for mod sass+grammar

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