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styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Hello Goons,

In order to increase productivity, and hence, dopamine hits, I am presently posting from an unnamed coffee shop.

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EorayMel
May 29, 2015

What is green with wheels?
Grass.
I lied about the wheels.


styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr


Why haven't they named it?

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021
Probation
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fishing with the fam posted:

Why haven't they named it?

LOL. welcome to the forums

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Little problem here goons.

All this coffee is making me have to take a cr*p....

but I dont want to leave my computer (16 cores and inches likewise) unattended lest someone steals my posts.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.



crossposting from livejournal

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




How's the Joe there op

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Oh good I was worried we're going to have a day without one of your diarrhea posts but you sure proved me wrong!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



I'm worried about how much time and money you're wasting at coffee shops, OP. Let alone the amount of caffeine you're consuming. Also the threads you're posting.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

What is green with wheels?
Grass.
I lied about the wheels.


Hakan, as is indicated elsewhere in the dictionary, is a gimmick poster who pioneered the forum art of Fake E/N. Many have tried to imitate his posting style, with varying degrees of success. Usually the threads are absolutely abysmal.

Thus, upon viewing a particularly stank thread, it has become all too common for someone to post "You're no Hakan."

This catchphrase is rapidly apporaching bannability, it's already on the mods shitlist (see the Painful Posting Trends subforum in GBS) and its use is not recommended.

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Big Beef City posted:

I'm worried about how much time and money you're wasting at coffee shops, OP. Let alone the amount of caffeine you're consuming. Also the threads you're posting.

I got an unnamed gift card for xmas....

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Smugworth posted:

How's the Joe there op

Not bad OP, it's the caffeine and increased dopamine hit's im really interested in....SQUIRRL XD

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020



Lol I love these threads. Just a person having fun hehe

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021
Probation
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mkvltra posted:

Lol I love these threads. Just a person having fun hehe

Happy friday to you and yours OP

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense


What happened to that guy who bought an iMac. They used to go to coffee shops. Are they in the same shop?

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


mudskipp posted:

What happened to that guy who bought an iMac. They used to go to coffee shops. Are they in the same shop?

Not sure OP, spooling up my sixteen cores here and ready to pro duce

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.



:gas:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Zeluth
May 12, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOwc5KXhx8s

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021
Probation
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Thank you OP that was beautiful

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


mudskipp posted:

What happened to that guy who bought an iMac. They used to go to coffee shops. Are they in the same shop?

hipster bringing a desktop imac to the coffee shop instead of laptop

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


i bet the OP is in a cAribou Coffee

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Waiting for my leather zippo holster

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense


Doctor Dogballs posted:

hipster bringing a desktop imac to the coffee shop instead of laptop

It'll be the typewriter of 2025.
Paired with a compact digital camera.

Anyway how's this poo going? Bogs decent?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Waiting for my leather zippo holster

I bet you ARE

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020



Doctor Dogballs posted:

hipster bringing a desktop imac to the coffee shop instead of laptop

There's a photo of my buddy on a Buzzfeed list of "40 People You Won't Believe Exist" doing exactly this at a Panera in Richmond, VA.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

Have a Good time


mkvltra posted:

There's a photo of my buddy on a Buzzfeed list of "40 People You Won't Believe Exist" doing exactly this at a Panera in Richmond, VA.

Did people then believe he existed?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Ask me about my obsessions! I will let you know in every thread I enter.


Doctor Dogballs posted:

hipster bringing a desktop imac to the coffee shop instead of laptop

Not his fault there's no macbooks with that cool transparent teal plastic.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.



Yaldabaoth posted:

Not his fault there's no macbooks with that cool transparent teal plastic.

yeah there was

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





EorayMel posted:

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

eipc first post reading. any other words you wanna read for us itt while you're at it?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Ask me about my obsessions! I will let you know in every thread I enter.


Cease to Hope posted:

yeah there was

OK the hipster has no excuse now

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

Im in the SHITuation room right now causebi am in the bathroom taking a poo poo, get it? Lol!!!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Nooner posted:

Im in the SHITuation room right now causebi am in the bathroom taking a poo poo, get it? Lol!!!

*lowkey applause and cheering*

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



whoa haha the third thread from this dipshit about starbucks this week!

epic content op!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009





Peggy Edson posted:

whoa haha the third thread from this dipshit about starbucks this week!

epic content op!

op loves the shittier things in life and loves to share how much he loves poo poo

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Peggy Edson posted:

whoa haha the third thread from this dipshit about starbucks this week!

epic content op!

loving the positive energy of this post way to go op
this is the kind of community we need to foster here at GBS and I am tipping my RTIC Tumblr to you...

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Speaking of positive energy what's the electric blanket situation at the ol' java spot op

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

W E L C O M E T O M Y C U S T O M T I T L E ! ! !


Plaster Town Cop

Better step out for a puff of weed to keep the omicron away op

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Smugworth posted:

Speaking of positive energy what's the electric blanket situation at the ol' java spot op

Bringing the old electric blanket to the shop... Now there's an idea I can get behind. I'll give that one a ponder and consider returning, e-boanket in hand

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

Hey hey hey! Good news everybody!

Total Clam

Peggy Edson posted:

whoa haha the third thread from this dipshit about starbucks this week!

epic content op!

I think it tells you all you need to know about their social life...

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