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nut



here are paddington bear and an enormous scottish claymore, respectively


its hard for me to imagine tbqh, its like when my mind's eye focuses in on paddington bear or the enormouse 54 3/4 inches of the scottish claymore, the other slips back out of focus, but i think paddington bear could wield an enormouse scottish claymore, but the better question is why? i think to kill?

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nut



if paddington bear was to kill someone who would it be? why? sorry if paddington bear kills people in his movies i haven't seen them


ty Prof Croc for a wonderful sig

nut



does paddington bear stand for anything? or does he fall for everything?


ty Prof Croc for a wonderful sig

nut



everyday i go to work at the churchill war rooms and i see paddington and i spit on that coward


ty Prof Croc for a wonderful sig

nut



arrested by the british bobbies for pissing over the paddington bear statue again, paddington if you're reading this, you're lucky you have these pigs to defend you, i know you won't


ty Prof Croc for a wonderful sig

Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!



paddington bear would drag it around and scratch up the floor like a goddamned dope

Bo-Pepper

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oh sorry silly me *breaks a priceless vase like the gormless boob he is*

Bo-Pepper

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eat poo poo paddington bear i hate you and your 54 3/4 inch scottish claymore

nut



i'd freely let paddington wield it, i'm not scared, lets just say i have a couple tricks in my back pocket


ty Prof Croc for a wonderful sig

nut



paddington might think the ghost of Joachim Meyer lives on in my body who knows maybe he is right


ty Prof Croc for a wonderful sig

Bo-Pepper

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i could maybe get the desire to have a weapon with a long reach but wouldn't claws and teeth be a more readily practical offensive solution why is paddington bear overthinking this

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




i bet he would go off and do a sea-borne invasion of some other country, with his 54 3/4" scottish claymore


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




dont even think about calling it a 139cm scottish claymore


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




he might also use it to scoop orange marmalade out of the jar for his toast


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


nut



he'd probably rest it (tip down uncaringly against the lovely british cement ground) on the bench and sit beside it at the park, stealing as much aesthetic valor as he could until someone had the gall to challenge him, at which point he would so they say cash his chips and potential kill him


ty Prof Croc for a wonderful sig

Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!



winnie the pooh wielding an elaborate egyptian kopesh

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




eeyore weidling a 54 3/4" black english brolly


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nut



i hope paddington reads this you're on notice


ty Prof Croc for a wonderful sig

nut



he'd probably put a Mackintosh on it whatever the gently caress that is


ty Prof Croc for a wonderful sig

Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!



paddington bear would be horrified at the alluring potential for violence within him

NumptyScrub

damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(

In my headcanon, if you gave Paddington a claymore, he'd just get a 5' loaf of bread and a 50 gallon drum of marmalade, and use the claymore to make giant marmalade sandwiches

Wouldn't even occur to him that you can stab people with it

At least not until he realised he could no longer hide 5' marmalade sandwiches under his hat, at that point I guess it could cause an "episode" :thunk:

Farecoal

There he go


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

dont even think about calling it a 139cm scottish claymore

1390.65 mm Scottish claymore

gleebster

Only a howler

He'd make them pay. He'd make them all pay. Sixpence a head to see his nifty Scottish claymore.

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I imagine he would embark on a journey to slay god much like in his favorite anime shows, but he would likely fail in his quest

now if he got a hold of a German zweihander on the other hand, all bets are off. I'm not sure the world would ever be able to recover from that

your friend sk

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"there can be only one!!" *knocks over a jar of marmalade or some poo poo idk*

Kazinsal




jack churchill biopic starring paddington bear

baka fwocka fwame



Bo-Pepper posted:

winnie the pooh wielding an elaborate egyptian kopesh

rupert with the hattori hanzo steel

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


when padington has fully charged his qi he channel it through the sword to fire deadly beams and incinerate opponents up to 30 meters away

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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


if you disrupt paddingtn charging his qi levels before he can beam you, well that is cheating.

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biosterous




he;d finally get one over on that bastard corduroy bear


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gallery of sigs


he/him or they/them, either works

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


i believe paddington bear would destroy oliver cromwell in single combat

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nut



paddington are you reading this? i noticed u lurking byob you yellow bellied poo poo. If u got what it takes en garde me bitch


ty Prof Croc for a wonderful sig

baka fwocka fwame



paddington bear with a scottish claymore? more like paddingon bear with a scottish clayless amirite :smuggo:

Heather Papps


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a weak response to learning that winnie the pooh is learning ninjustu. going to block dozens of deadly shuriken at once, are you, PADDINGTON?



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Doctor Dogballs posted:

i believe paddington bear would destroy oliver cromwell in single combat

google THIS



Yeah Paddington basically is knockoff Winnie the Pooh so his response to any stimulus is to be lovably naive and obsess about food. He'd be an ace BYOB poster tbh

He'd be like "Hey orbs look at this long shiny stick I found. Wish I had a g/f so I could watch her pour orange fluid on bread 1x/day. Taco Bell, amiright?" and we'd be like :five:

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Doctor Dogballs posted:

i believe paddington bear would destroy oliver cromwell in single combat

:hai:

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


google THIS posted:

Yeah Paddington basically is knockoff Winnie the Pooh so his response to any stimulus is to be lovably naive and obsess about food. He'd be an ace BYOB poster tbh

He'd be like "Hey orbs look at this long shiny stick I found. Wish I had a g/f so I could watch her pour orange fluid on bread 1x/day. Taco Bell, amiright?" and we'd be like :five:

he would cut all of our heads off with a claymor

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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives


nut posted:

when my mind's eye focuses in on paddington bear or the enormouse 54 3/4 inches of the scottish claymore, the other slips back out of focus

the actual eye does this when you encounter paddington bear wielding an anormous scottish claymore and this makes him an incredibly difficult opponent

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Doctor Dogballs posted:

he would cut all of our heads off with a claymor

imo we really arent terrified enough about this

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