what would paddington bear do with a enormous scottish claymore?

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nut

paddington bear is a wittle baby and if he stepped to me with a scottish claymore i would hold him back with my hand on his dumbass bucket hat mfer look like the singer of the New Radicals from that one music video they had

# ? Jan 17, 2022 17:12

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 23:31

NumptyScrub: damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(

nut posted:

paddington bear is a wittle baby and if he stepped to me with a scottish claymore i would hold him back with my hand on his dumbass bucket hat mfer look like the singer of the New Radicals from that one music video they had

Are your arms longer than the claymore? This is an important measurement

# ? Jan 17, 2022 19:57

nut

NumptyScrub posted:

Are your arms longer than the claymore? This is an important measurement

it doesn't matter, the presence of my palm on his dumb rear end hat would, Paddington notices, feel heavier, warmer, but scarier. Whatever technique he had in blades would melt away beneath a bushel of emotional fear

# ? Jan 17, 2022 19:58

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

we've all had fun here folks, but let's be real: bears can't hold swords. the only bear that can hold a sword is treasure bear, and that's why she's queen of byob

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# ? Jan 17, 2022 19:58

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

what did paddington bear do in the great war?

# ? Jan 17, 2022 20:01

biosterous

paddington stole ration tickets from old ladies and used them all up on a big jar of marmalade and then he dropped the jar and it rolled into the sewer

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# ? Jan 17, 2022 20:13

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

nut posted:

it doesn't matter, the presence of my palm on his dumb rear end hat would, Paddington notices, feel heavier, warmer, but scarier. Whatever technique he had in blades would melt away beneath a bushel of emotional fear

theres no way you could evade his ranged attack and get close enough to do this.

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# ? Jan 17, 2022 21:22

google THIS

The greatest trick Paddington Bear and his enormous 54 3/4" Scottish claymore ever pulled was the day they tore BYOB asunder...without lifting a finger. Or whatever you call a bear's digit

# ? Jan 17, 2022 21:42

nut

Doctor Dogballs posted:

theres no way you could evade his ranged attack and get close enough to do this.

you overestimate the bravery of a coward or underestimate my wingspan, what ever it is stop estimating

# ? Jan 17, 2022 21:56

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

google THIS posted:

The greatest trick Paddington Bear and his enormous 54 3/4" Scottish claymore ever pulled was the day they tore BYOB asunder...without lifting a finger. Or whatever you call a bear's digit

it's spelled tsundere

# ? Jan 17, 2022 22:40

FutonForensic

paddington bear chiding the English for poor manners as he's drawn and quartered

# ? Jan 20, 2022 19:05

alnilam

your friend sk posted:

we've all had fun here folks, but let's be real: bears can't hold swords. the only bear that can hold a sword is treasure bear, and that's why she's queen of byob

how do you think she got all that treasure

# ? Jan 20, 2022 19:21

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 23:31

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

defeating urumi rupert I suppose

alnilam posted:

how do you think she got all that treasure

# ? Jan 20, 2022 21:22

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