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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

JUST THINKING ABOUT THEM MAKES ME WANT TO FUCKING RELEASE SPORES OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS ASEXUALS DO


I was just awakened to the sound of my phone emitting the honest to goodness "radio emergency broadcast tones". It was an EMERGENCY ALERT from the County Sheriff that all beaches are closed and a tsunami warning is in effect. Looking now, it seems a (underwater) volcano exploded somewhere around Tonga. What will actually happen isn't certain, but it sounds like areas all up and down the US West Coast could potentially be affected. Big waves could be arriving in the next hour or so!

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tsunami-advisory-west-coast-california-oregon-washington-alaska/


Could this be "the big one"??? Will the Decadent West now feel nature's long overdo wrath? Will MPP be swept away in a great flood of biblical proportions, living from this day forth as a foreviorally oceanbound anime hunter gatherer? Like Waterworld but, presumably, kawaii? We will find out soon!

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



You'll be fine snakes are excellent swimmers and a lamia's arms can only help in that regard!

EorayMel
May 29, 2015



My underwater volcano exploded this morning if you know what I mean OP

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012



sounds like itll solve the drought and wildfire problem so a massive wave would be a good thing

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



EorayMel posted:

My underwater volcano exploded this morning if you know what I mean OP

I had diarrhea this morning too

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

if that volcano had gone off in north dakota it would have been heard by people in florida.

microphones picked up LOUD shockwaves some 1,300 miles away

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009




Don't forget to bring a towel

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3HOCIXroqQ

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Wow 1-2 foot waves, how will they ever survive?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




Don't worry OP, the fires will put out the water.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

JUST THINKING ABOUT THEM MAKES ME WANT TO FUCKING RELEASE SPORES OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS ASEXUALS DO


Oh Don Piano posted:

Don't forget to bring a towel

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021



lmao, just lmao if you get washed away by a tidal wave

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRRLePpn7IY

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!



Seriouspost, tho: peep this poo poo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIn9ZqWG1xg

:captainpop:

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


god drat

styls trill epic
Dec 28, 2021

by sebmojo


Always cooking up another title wave

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs


your mom doesn't live anywhere near the affected areas, I hope

EorayMel
May 29, 2015



ウエストコーストビッグウェーブ

Uesutokōsutobigguu~ēbu

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bigger Beef Corporation


EorayMel posted:

ウエストコーストビッグウェーブ

Uesutokōsutobigguu~ēbu

you're drat right about whatever

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004
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EorayMel posted:

ウエストコーストビッグウェーブ

Uesutokōsutobigguu~ēbu

Keep this poo poo to the anime forum nerd

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Also, Lithuania is not a Baltic state

(Lithuania is an error of History)

Nap Ghost

Meme Poker Party posted:

I was just awakened to the sound of my phone emitting the honest to goodness "radio emergency broadcast tones". It was an EMERGENCY ALERT from the County Sheriff that all beaches are closed and a tsunami warning is in effect. Looking now, it seems a (underwater) volcano exploded somewhere around Tonga. What will actually happen isn't certain, but it sounds like areas all up and down the US West Coast could potentially be affected. Big waves could be arriving in the next hour or so!

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tsunami-advisory-west-coast-california-oregon-washington-alaska/


Could this be "the big one"??? Will the Decadent West now feel nature's long overdo wrath? Will MPP be swept away in a great flood of biblical proportions, living from this day forth as a foreviorally oceanbound anime hunter gatherer? Like Waterworld but, presumably, kawaii? We will find out soon!



I didn't know they made an "Escape From LA" Snes game

Weka
May 5, 2019


It was me, I farted sorry.

lol if you posted:

if that volcano had gone off in north dakota it would have been heard by people in florida.

microphones picked up LOUD shockwaves some 1,300 miles away

Yeah you could hear it in New Zealand.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

literally floating in the ocean rn

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




Chinatown posted:

literally floating in the ocean rn

you gonna piss in that bad boy?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

Aardvark! posted:

you gonna piss in that bad boy?

got my wetsuit on so of course

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Also, Lithuania is not a Baltic state

(Lithuania is an error of History)

Nap Ghost

Aardvark! posted:

you gonna piss in that bad boy?

in the float or the ocean.
this is important

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021



Lmao I bet people on boats are freaking out right now. Stay on land next timeÖ. Thatís why we have legs instead of fins. thatís what you get for your hubris

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




Chinatown posted:

got my wetsuit on so of course

You can piss in a dry suit. If you're brave enough.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

JUST THINKING ABOUT THEM MAKES ME WANT TO FUCKING RELEASE SPORES OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS ASEXUALS DO


Update: the West Coast is now fully underwater. I am posting from a submarine. I will attempt to make it to the City of the Merpeople. I do not know how much longer I can maintain a signal. My only regret is that Florida didn't go first.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Also, Lithuania is not a Baltic state

(Lithuania is an error of History)

Nap Ghost

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

Lmao I bet people on boats are freaking out right now. Stay on land next timeÖ. Thatís why we have legs instead of fins. thatís what you get for your hubris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9FGRkqUdf8

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

west coast wet coast

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic



op if you play your cards right you can die in the background while dwayne the rock johnson saves his wife and daughter in a thinly plotted special effects extravaganza

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005


West Coast folks - Don't wear your good shoes today.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Aardvark! posted:

You can piss in a dry suit. If you're brave enough.

Why do you think chinatown is in a wetsuit? It's not a wet suit until you piss in it.

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

i love you

Holy poo poo hearing reports of waves 1-3 feet high, you diminutive liberals in hollyweird are hosed

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006



Meme Poker Party posted:

I will attempt to make it to the City of the Merpeople.

MPP was Wammawink the whole time

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Also, Lithuania is not a Baltic state

(Lithuania is an error of History)

Nap Ghost

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Why do you think chinatown is in a wetsuit? It's not a wet suit until you piss in it.

you can piss in a wetsuit, but it is unadvisable to piss in a drysuit. got pressure things to worry about

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



inshallah the cleansing flood will wash away your sin, op

Big Wave is also the name of a quite nice beer by Kona

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvf2e6hm9lU

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Also, Lithuania is not a Baltic state

(Lithuania is an error of History)

Nap Ghost

Am I really the only one who thought of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3HOCIXroqQ#t=40s

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