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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

blue cuz water

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Am I really the only one who thought of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3HOCIXroqQ&t=40s

yes

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

that is both a good and disappointing thing

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
I think Pitchfork wrote a thing about West Coast Big Wave a few months back but it just sounded like reheated dream-pop to me

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
More aftershocks from Louie Andersons dive

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I SHITTED

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Who What Now posted:

You'll be fine snakes are excellent swimmers and a lamia's arms can only help in that regard!

I rather be a naga in case of flooding. Duh.

Scam Likely
Feb 19, 2021

I wonder if there was anyone around to get footage like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnSCzYndaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvuhtG1c2II

22 people died

Scam Likely
Feb 19, 2021

Maybe this'll buy us some climate crisis time if it throws up enough stuff to cool the atmosphere, like Krakatoa did. :pseudo:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Exclusive footage trickling in from San Francisco:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-AOJ3LYqFk

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Welp see ya

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

later dude

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


You Are A Elf posted:

Exclusive footage trickling in from San Francisco:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-AOJ3LYqFk

I will save you ms daddario

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Update: I reached the City of the Merpeople and had an audience with the Mer Queen. I explained the situation on the surface and she said that I have a lot of guts coming back there after what I did last time. Anyway, to make a long story short she agreed to un-flood the West Coast on the condition that I leave immediately and never come back. The day is saved!

What an adventure.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Meme Poker Party posted:

Update: I reached the City of the Merpeople and had an audience with the Mer Queen. I explained the situation on the surface and she said that I have a lot of guts coming back there after what I did last time. Anyway, to make a long story short she agreed to un-flood the West Coast on the condition that I leave immediately and never come back. The day is saved!

What an adventure.

you also aren't welcome on the east coast.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Disco Pope posted:

I think Pitchfork wrote a thing about West Coast Big Wave a few months back but it just sounded like reheated dream-pop to me

My first thought with the thread title was "what completely generic nothing are nerds trying to pretend is a new scene is this about?"

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Meme Poker Party posted:

Update: I reached the City of the Merpeople and had an audience with the Mer Queen. I explained the situation on the surface and she said that I have a lot of guts coming back there after what I did last time. Anyway, to make a long story short she agreed to un-flood the West Coast on the condition that I leave immediately and never come back. The day is saved!

What an adventure.

Don't go breeding mermaid-lamia hybrids.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

shout out to the sea! The biggest piece of water in Mother Nature. When the sea starts rockin you better look out

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

shout out to the sea! The biggest piece of water in Mother Nature. When the sea starts rockin you better look out

hell yeah! I love 72% of the Earth

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

hell yeah! I love 72% of the Earth

You are aware that beneath all the water is just more land right?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Vakal posted:

You are aware that beneath all the water is just more land right?

I am. thanks for the concern

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Vakal posted:

You are aware that beneath all the water is just more land right?

You can't prove that.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Weka posted:

You can't prove that.

he might not be able to, but, it is true.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Meme Poker Party posted:

Update: I reached the City of the Merpeople and had an audience with the Mer Queen. I explained the situation on the surface and she said that I have a lot of guts coming back there after what I did last time. Anyway, to make a long story short she agreed to un-flood the West Coast on the condition that I leave immediately and never come back. The day is saved!

What an adventure.

Next you must find a magic carpet and use it to fly to the king of the potato people.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Waltzing Along posted:

Next you must find a magic carpet and use it to fly to the king of the potato people.

https://i.imgur.com/jUeX2ef.mp4

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQDfabokzZg

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you can piss in a wetsuit, but it is unadvisable to piss in a drysuit. got pressure things to worry about

At what depth does trying to piss make water go in instead of piss come out?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Xaintrailles posted:

At what depth does trying to piss make water go in instead of piss come out?

what am I? A doctor? I don't loving know

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Some woman's pussy started gushing violently and caused the tsunami, probably bacterial vaginosis.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what am I? A doctor? I don't loving know

It's a simple question just answer the man

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Big Beef City posted:

It's a simple question just answer the man

If the water pressure is enough to push your poo poo in it's enough to crush you into a meat cube.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Three Olives posted:

Some woman's pussy started gushing violently and caused the tsunami, probably bacterial vaginosis.

this is why no one likes you Three Olives

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Am I really the only one who thought of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3HOCIXroqQ&t=40s

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

this is why no one likes you Three Olives

Actually, this is why:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=77153

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

partly why

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Yaldabaoth posted:

If the water pressure is enough to push your poo poo in it's enough to crush you into a meat cube.

Can the meat cube reverse pee though...?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

False alarm. No waves to be seen.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Has anyone drownded yet?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BigBadSteve posted:

Has anyone drownded yet?

ben did.
):

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Better luck next time, Ocean.

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