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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Playoffs? PLAYOFFS! Playoffs.

The Schedule:
Las Vegas Raiders at Cincinnati Bengals at 4:30 EST

New England Belichicks at Buffalo Bills at 8:15 EST

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Crescent Wrench posted:

Let's go Bengals!

:hmmyes:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Traxis posted:

what's with all the idiots on TV pronouncing it Bangals, stop

Just another Manic Saturday

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
bingos

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Raided

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

fartknocker posted:

The Raiders denied us the greatest chaos tie in sports history and forced Ben Roethlisberger on the sports world. They deserve to get blown out and miss the playoffs for the next decade IMO.

:hmmyes:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I still can't believe that This Is Us is a real television show and not just a parody of misery porn series.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Good lord that catch.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
That was some footwork I tell you what

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
HOW DO YOU DROP THAT

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Codependent Poster posted:

The Raiders deserve no respect. No tie, no respect.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Daddy Died From Super Bowl: The Final Chapter

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

quote:

In 1998, late at night after the Super Bowl, noises wake Jack, who discovers the house is on fire. He wakes Rebecca and calls out to Randall and Kate; Kevin is at Sophie's house. Jack retrieves the children from their bedrooms, using Kate's mattress as a heat shield. Kate, Randall, and Rebecca descend to the ground via a bedsheet rope. Kate's dog, Louie, barks; seeing Kate's desperation, Jack re-enters and emerges with Louie and some family mementos. Leaving Kate and Randall at Miguel's house, Rebecca takes Jack to the hospital for smoke inhalation. While Rebecca is away from the hospital room to handle logistics, Jack suffers a sudden, fatal "widow maker" heart attack. The doctor informs Rebecca, who goes into shock until seeing Jack's body. She tells Miguel, Kate, and Randall, then screams alone in the car; Kate finds and tells Kevin.

Look what you did, Brett Favre. LOOK AT IT

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

bobjr posted:

All I know is someone gets killed by a crockpot

This Is Us Wiki posted:

The Crock-Pot is the kitchen device that set fire to the Pearsons' home and ultimately led to Jack's death. The crockpot, itself, is only seen in That'll Be the Day, although its after-effects, namely the devastating house fire it causes, are seen in Super Bowl Sunday.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
:lol:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

It’ll end with the entire family coming together in their first moment of happiness ever as they enter an elevator we then find via camera zoom out is in the World Trade Center on 911.

And the show isn't even set during 2001 but it happens anyway.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Cthulu Carl posted:

The Newhart Ending. Not a version of it or anything, but the show stops abruptly and a low-res recording of the Newhart Ending is played.

No, that's a better ending than it deserves.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

What was the soap opera that ended being a snow globe and everything was imagined by an autistic (not the word used back then) child? General Hospital?

Do that ending for This Is Us.

Except it's an autistic child dying after their stupid parents made them get a bleach enema because Jenny McCarthy or some other dumbshit said so.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
This is some pure Bengals Playoff Football.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

surf rock posted:

Fuckin' of course Tom Brady is deep into crypto

Seriously I need a shower after seeing that :barf:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Feels like a good drive for a Carr interception

WELL THEN

You got any fuckin' lotto numbers you wanna share?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
BENGALS DON'T LOSE! BENGALS DON'T LOSE!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

MrLogan posted:

Raiders were the better team. Couldn't beat the refs.

Shut up.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Those were some major heroics for so early in the game. Not a complaint, just a statement.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Pops Mgee posted:

The gently caress is “an excuse me touchdown”

That play. Duh.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Well that's one way to end a drive.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
BILLS

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Pfizer rapidly burning their vaccine goodwill by running lovely glurge ads during football.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Quiet Feet posted:

They need an opposite of the Walter Peyton man of the year award.

Like a Antonio Brown gently caress this Guy award.

Tom Brady doesn't need any more awards.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Elephanthead posted:

Who the ex player that go busted for the millions in Medicare fraud?

Wasn't that Russell Erxleben?

EDIT: Nope, Clinton Portis along with two guys I don't recognize.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
JONES2THINAIR

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

BGrifter posted:

Oh my god YES NICK GAME

NVP Handsome Jimmy G?

I am so unreasonably excited to watch Nickelodeon tomorrow.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

bean mom posted:

bay area fans then

There's plenty of us :corsair: fans still around.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Play posted:

such a huge sack you'd think he's nicki minaj's Trinidadian cousin

:nice:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

SirPablo posted:

Just turned game on ...whoa

Yeah it's been p. great

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I still can't believe that Devin Singletary isn't related to Samurai Mike.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

lol

are you serious ma'am

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Ah, the Bills deliberately whiffed the PAT to avoid 28-3. Smart of them.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

:same:

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Ragnarok the Red posted:

This is an insane shithousing

It's beautiful.

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