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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Wild Card Aftermath: The Bengals Won a Playoff Game. This is No Drill.
 
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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

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Is Mark Davis gonna can Rich Bisaccia for this

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Re. Coaches hiring their weird sons, Defector did a great piece on how much nepotism there is in the NFL (spoilers: 14% of coaches are related to a current or former coach, and the number increases as you go up through the ranks)

Some teams do have anti-nepotism rules but as people point out all owners are basically inheriting the team from family members anyway so

https://defector.com/just-how-big-a-problem-is-nepotism-in-nfl-coaching/

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

NicelyNice posted:

What was the point of that? What kind of trick exists for leaving the punt unit on the field after a 1st down? What was the expected result?

Get the defence all confused so the have to burn a time out because they aren't ready

Ironic

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I am explaining to all my Brit fans why it's so funny that the Cowboys hosed it up so badly in the way they did

Also the whole end of that game was just the perfect example of why the NFL is the dumbest league alive. Why do they not just have a video ref who can correct every call like that Chiefs respot in 30s. Instead we have to spend 20 mins watching people debate stuff, infuriating!

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
The idea that no-one thought the Cowboys wouldn't be able to clock it is ridiculous since Jim Nantz in the broadcast said it might not work out as it was happening

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Niwrad posted:

It's wild how much attention that last play is getting. They would have needed to score from the 23 on a single play. Percentages on that can't be much more than slightly better than a hailmary.

I think it's mostly because

1. I don't think i've ever seen anything like it before, certainly not with those stakes
2. It was the perfect cap off and summation to one of the dumbest games i've ever seen in my life. You couldn't have scripted something more suitable given everything involved

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Koirhor posted:

Remember when Tony Romo hosed up that kick hold and lost a playoff game? I sure don’t anymore.

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