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Jan 17, 2022 01:00
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Lloth the Spider Queen what about her?
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Jan 17, 2022 01:05
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what about her? She’s the most powerful god
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Jan 17, 2022 01:11
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:She’s the most powerful god nahh. Nice try tho
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Jan 17, 2022 01:13
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Epona has the most horsepower.
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Jan 17, 2022 01:43
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Xaintrailles posted:Epona has the most horsepower. she has 1 horsepower.
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Jan 17, 2022 01:44
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Lloth the Spider Queen no her daughter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NxhuwbiRA
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Jan 17, 2022 01:49
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Lloth the Spider Queen it sspeled Lolth you moron. u loving noob.
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Jan 17, 2022 01:54
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precision posted:it sspeled Lolth you moron. u loving noob. It’s Lloth in the Drow dialect, you massive ignoramus, you being of middling intellect. https://rpg.stackexchange.com/questions/79528/where-did-the-misspelling-lloth-originate/79530#79530 quote:Blame R.A. Salvatore.
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Jan 17, 2022 03:01
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:It’s Lloth in the Drow dialect, you massive ignoramus, you being of middling intellect. holy poo poo! you are a loving nerd!
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Jan 17, 2022 03:02
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Rutibex posted:no her daughter one of the many D&D gods who have supreme power over giving teenage boys a boner when they see the art on her page of the DM Guide
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Jan 17, 2022 03:14
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from the looks of that right arm I think she’s the god of thalidomide
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Jan 17, 2022 03:23
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Entropy
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Jan 17, 2022 03:29
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:from the looks of that right arm I think she’s the god of thalidomide She’s the drow goddess of nudity and consensual sex.
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Jan 17, 2022 03:29
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Nigmaetcetera posted:She’s the drow goddess of nudity and consensual sex. spiders are always nude
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Jan 17, 2022 03:31
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Nigmaetcetera posted:She’s the drow goddess of nudity and consensual sex. Thats what all the gods say until their name is found from the paedo island guestbook
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Jan 17, 2022 03:33
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The Alchemist posted:Thats what all the gods say until their name is found from the paedo island guestbook Well all the other drow deities are open about being sadistic sex-murderers, at least she has the decency to try and hide it.
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Jan 17, 2022 03:36
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Jan 17, 2022 04:05
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:holy poo poo! you are a loving nerd! Lol llo I spent 5 seconds looking up the difference.
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Jan 17, 2022 04:20
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Jesus , he had a loving SWORD
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Jan 17, 2022 04:29
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Oh no? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijFm6DxNVyI Can't have entropy if there's no laws of physics 
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Jan 17, 2022 04:43
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Doctor Dogballs posted:Jesus , he had a loving SWORD imagine... TWO swords
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Jan 17, 2022 05:02
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no need to imagine...
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Jan 17, 2022 05:05
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when jesus' qi is fully charged he can channel beams through his swords to incinerate opponents up to 30 meters away
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Jan 17, 2022 05:06
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it's true, jesus said "i come not in peace, but with two swords"
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Jan 17, 2022 05:11
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Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy two swords into his place: for all they that take the two swords shall perish with the two swords.
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Jan 17, 2022 05:22
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My god is so strong, he frightens the ground
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Jan 17, 2022 05:42
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signalnoise posted:My god is so fat, he frightens the ground
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Jan 17, 2022 05:42
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Thank you
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Jan 17, 2022 05:54
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your god is so fat, when he goes camping, the bears hide their food
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Jan 17, 2022 05:59
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Ah, an Adephagia worshipper.
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Jan 17, 2022 06:00
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BBG(Big booty goddess)
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Jan 17, 2022 06:06
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Trying to be a fertility goddess but I'm so dummy thicc the clap from my rear end cheeks is what causes thunder.
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Jan 17, 2022 06:11
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Trying to be a fertility goddess but I'm so dummy thicc the clap from my rear end cheeks is what causes thunder.
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Jan 17, 2022 14:21
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I meant Kali not Shiva. I get my Hindu gods mixed up sometimes. Loki is still #2
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Jan 17, 2022 16:16
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Blow posted:I meant Kali not Shiva. all the Hindu gods are just aspects of lord Brahma though, so he's obviously top dog
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Jan 17, 2022 16:20
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Rutibex posted:all the Hindu gods are just aspects of lord Brahma though, so he's obviously top dog Look at this fool who doesn’t know the difference between brahma and Brahman
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Jan 17, 2022 16:25
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Look at this fool who doesn’t know the difference between brahma and Brahman oh cool I didnt know India had a demiurge too. makes sense India has all the best religion, we are just poorly copying them
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Jan 17, 2022 16:42
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i was driving past a church and the sign says SANTA LEAVES JESUS REMAINS and i thought... the answer is "presents", right? SANTA LEAVES PRESENTS JESUS REMAINS PRESENT okay fine.. i figured it out but... when i google all permutation of that phrase,,, i get nothing i think i came up with that! doesn't it suck when u come up with a killer thing like that and have no way to make use of it lmao oh well
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Jan 17, 2022 20:00
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