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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL🕹️ALL THAT YOU SEE👁 AND HEAR👂


Pancakes & Caesar Salad

Spaghetti & Gumballs

Beans, Licorice, Tilapia

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egg_dog
Nov 11, 2005

*craps erotically*



Fun Shoe

Fried salad and milk with soy sauce

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Nuts and gum

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)



Apricot steak.
Chocolate coated fries.
Chicken stuffed with pineapple.

precision
May 7, 2006

Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting



peanut butter and chocolate

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




mayonnaise and maple syrup

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010

SORRY!
Oh my gosh, that was a big one!

Hell Gem

BigBadSteve posted:

Apricot steak.
Chocolate coated fries.
Chicken stuffed with pineapple.

All of these sound good, hell ive eaten 2 of them

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



blueberry salmon and chocolate risotto

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



BigBadSteve posted:

Apricot steak.
Chocolate coated fries.
Chicken stuffed with pineapple.

Fried dipped in a chocolate shake is a classic combo tho

Also chicken + pineapple just seems hawaiian and Iím sure an apricot glazed steak would be fine

Anyway, dried mushrooms that were rehydrated in coffee. I call em coffrooms

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010

SORRY!
Oh my gosh, that was a big one!

Hell Gem

Ziv Zulander posted:

Anyway, dried mushrooms that were rehydrated in coffee. I call em coffrooms

lets be fair those arent there for flavor

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Mister Speaker posted:

Pancakes & Caesar Salad


Have you never heard of savoury pancakes?

egg_dog posted:

Fried salad and milk with soy sauce

Bake a quiche from the milk and soy sauce.

pixaal posted:

mayonnaise and maple syrup

Maple syrup based BBQ sauce.

Poohs Packin posted:

blueberry salmon and chocolate risotto

Blueberry vinaigrette, chocolate mole sauce.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Can None of you can challenge me?

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




a half bowl of caesar salad with extra dressing then filled to the top with french onion soup

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




That's bad food making but hardly inedible.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




I don't think you appreciate how much that dressing is going to form globs in the beef broth.

Maybe it's Caesar dressing and beef broth that's the bad combo

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


Texas and Mexico lol tex-mex sucks

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



Deconstructed mayonnaise, which is just a raw egg cracked into a bowl of oil

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



By popular demand posted:

Blueberry vinaigrette, chocolate mole sauce.

Yes these are things that exist but i said blueberry salmon and chocolate risotto

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




pixaal posted:

I don't think you appreciate how much that dressing is going to form globs in the beef broth.

Maybe it's Caesar dressing and beef broth that's the bad combo


So you meant to say Wendy's Macaroni Salad amount of dressing. And composition of 'dressing'.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



One you'd think is bad but is actually real good is mashed potatoes with chunks of baked apples. The flavors really compliment each other.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Ziv Zulander posted:

Deconstructed mayonnaise, which is just a raw egg cracked into a bowl of oil

I'd be surprised if there isn't a 'whip your own eioli' restaurant, it's the only way to be certain of the freshness.

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010

SORRY!
Oh my gosh, that was a big one!

Hell Gem

Blueberry salmon recipe with over 411 reviews and a 5.0/5 rating


Also risotto is just rice + broth mush, so you could basically make chocolate rice pudding

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Poohs Packin posted:

Yes these are things that exist but i said blueberry salmon and chocolate risotto

Still sounds p.good.
^^^what they said

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


Macaroni.

Cheese.

What now fuckers? What horrible concoction can you possibly make with this?

Also gently caress it, green beans and tomatoes! Radishes and balsamic vinegar lol

Take that food fuckers :smug:

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



There was a chef who gave a bunch of people salmonella and was like "we make aioli fresh every service" and then they found the immersion blender he used hadnt been cleaned thoroughly and had weeks old egg solids behind the blades.

So that's my bad combination, fresh aioli mixed with weeks old aioli.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL🕹️ALL THAT YOU SEE👁 AND HEAR👂


By popular demand posted:

Have you never heard of savoury pancakes?

Bruh, I don't care how little sugar is in the pancake batter, it's the texture mashup that's nasty. By all means, wrap a whole mess of croutons and real crisp lettuce up in a crepe and eat it if you want, you nasty-rear end motherfucker.

Aspic with cream cheese & refried beans

Bruschetta that's just diced onions on bread

A bowl of Cap'n Crunch, but with Kahlua instead of milk

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



A birthday cake thatís frosted with kimchi

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



By popular demand posted:

Still sounds p.good.
^^^what they said

So youre saying i should write for NYT cooking?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Mister Speaker posted:


A bowl of Cap'n Crunch, but with Kahlua instead of milk

1000x would

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL🕹️ALL THAT YOU SEE👁 AND HEAR👂


Mussels n' Cream Cheese Milkshake

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006



Mashed potatoes and poison

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006



Baked potatoes and poison

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006



French fries and ketchup and poison

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006






pickled rhubarb and white chocolate pizza

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Poisonous mushrooms and antidote mushrooms.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


Genuinely, orange and chocolate. gently caress off outta here with that.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




Peppermint schnapps and orange juice.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



A bowl of oatmeal but instead of milk and brown sugar itís clam juice and caviar mixed in

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


Ziv Zulander posted:

A bowl of oatmeal but instead of milk and brown sugar it’s clam juice and caviar mixed in

You could make this delicious. Savoury oats with claim juice and caviar? Just do a seafood savoury oat dish. That sounds dope.

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bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006






syntaxfunction posted:

Genuinely, orange and chocolate. gently caress off outta here with that.

wrong.

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