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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Nuts and gum

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

blueberry salmon and chocolate risotto

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

By popular demand posted:

Blueberry vinaigrette, chocolate mole sauce.

Yes these are things that exist but i said blueberry salmon and chocolate risotto

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

There was a chef who gave a bunch of people salmonella and was like "we make aioli fresh every service" and then they found the immersion blender he used hadnt been cleaned thoroughly and had weeks old egg solids behind the blades.

So that's my bad combination, fresh aioli mixed with weeks old aioli.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

By popular demand posted:

Still sounds p.good.
^^^what they said

So youre saying i should write for NYT cooking?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Mister Speaker posted:


A bowl of Cap'n Crunch, but with Kahlua instead of milk

1000x would

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Salsa verde ala my ballsack

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

By popular demand posted:

Vegetable terrine would work.

I legit appreciate you stepping into the foil role for this thread.

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

By popular demand posted:

'rona took my kitchen job so I must defend my skills

My old head chef/owner just got done for falsifying statutory declarations using names of people in a village in france to avoid paying $1000s in speeding fines.

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