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Dan Aykroyd has webbed toes. An integral part of Dan Aykroyd's diet is six tablespoons of olive oil a day, which keeps his coat thick and lustrous. Dan Aykroyd invented Esperanto. Dan Aykroyd emits high-frequency radio waves of such high amplitude that radio telescopes the world over must frequently 'adjust for Dan Aykroyd.' Dan Aykroyd is a member of the Corvid family, widely considered to be the smartest of all birds. In the first 'Ghostbusters' film, due to budget constraints, all 'ectoplasm' seen on-screen was produced inside Dan Aykroyd's body.
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Dan Aykroyd got a blowjob from a ghost once
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Jan 17, 2022 01:17
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Dan Aykroyd's brain was replaced by a gif of dancing aliens. edit: this one 
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Jan 17, 2022 01:26
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Dan Aykroyd was at Colin Foxs house for a barbecue one time when I was visiting my horse that we boarded there and I was in shock and he laughed at me just staring wish I had said hello but it was too amazing
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Jan 17, 2022 01:28
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Dan Aykyrod blew a ghost. It happened a few times.
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Jan 17, 2022 01:28
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dan akroyd believes in aliens sucking him off
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Jan 17, 2022 01:36
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Born Dan "the man" Aykroyd
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Jan 17, 2022 01:40
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kntfkr posted:Born Dan "the crystal skull" Aykroyd
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Jan 17, 2022 01:43
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That wasn't an actor Dan Aykroyd really played Elwood in the Blues Brothers.
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Jan 17, 2022 01:51
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Whenever a person would say dang nabbit Dan Aykroyd says dan grabbit! Nobody really knows why.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:That wasn't an actor Dan Aykroyd really played Elwood in the Blues Brothers. he also got a real blowjob from a ghost.
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Jan 17, 2022 01:57
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Dan Aykroyd is half ghost. His father was channeling the spirit of William Lyon Mackenzie King when he conceived Dan.
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Dan Aykroyd had a forums account once but he didn't behave and so he had to become banned aykroyd.
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Jan 17, 2022 02:29
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reignofevil posted:Dan Aykroyd had a forums account once but he didn't behave and so he had to become banned aykroyd. that joke was so bad I respect you for making it
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Jan 17, 2022 02:32
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Dan Aykroyd's real name is Wampus Nyarlathotep Humperdinck but the screen actors guild already had one of those, so he had to choose a different name
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Jan 17, 2022 02:33
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One of the luckiest people to ever live, entirely undeserved success by parasitizing on to fellow actual funny comedians
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Coneheads is a genuinely funny movie
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Jan 17, 2022 02:44
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Real Talk: Dan Aykroyd actually believes all the paranormal poo poo he came up with for Ghostbusters and essentially played himself in the movie.
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Jan 17, 2022 02:44
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He has his own vodka line but “Crystal Skull” was taken so he had to call it “Crystal Head” which is what you’d expect from someone named Crystal
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Yaldabaoth posted:Real Talk: Dan Aykroyd actually believes all the paranormal poo poo he came up with for Ghostbusters and essentially played himself in the movie. And that’s wonderful! It makes him more enthusiastic!
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Nigmaetcetera posted:And that’s wonderful! It makes him more enthusiastic! He was the perfect guy for Bill Murray to play off of because Murray didn't want to be in the movie at all.
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Still mad about Blues Brothers 2000.
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Spinz posted:Coneheads is a genuinely funny movie
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Spinz posted:Coneheads is a genuinely funny movie https://whatisconeheads.ytmnd.com/
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Jan 17, 2022 02:56
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Dan Factoids, if you will.
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Dan Aykroyd was once skinny and young. Now he’s old and fat.
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Jan 17, 2022 02:59
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You Are A Elf posted:Dan Aykroyd was once skinny and young. happens to the best of us
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Jan 17, 2022 03:00
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He also narfled the Garthak!
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Dan is a very important member of MUFON. Hence the crystal skull vodka, etc.
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Jan 17, 2022 03:06
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The Conehead characters are another case of Dan's weird ancient aliens beliefs making it into his movies. They're based on the real life practice of head binding that some ancient cultures practiced (and although it's mostly died out a few still do to this day) that really produced people with cone shaped heads. Dan believes they did this to imitate the Gods, that he believes were aliens. I just made that up but it's true isn't it?
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Jan 17, 2022 03:10
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dan akryod likes video game and is trying to make a feature film based on the "bio shock" video game series franchis of games
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The Conehead characters are another case of Dan's weird ancient aliens beliefs making it into his movies. They're based on the real life practice of head binding that some ancient cultures practiced (and although it's mostly died out a few still do to this day) that really produced people with cone shaped heads. Dan believes they did this to imitate the Gods, that he believes were aliens. Perhaps you and Larry will join us for consumption of mass quantities of objectivism philosophy this weekend. We will ignite our new flame pit and char mammal flesh for you and discuss ayn rand.
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Jan 17, 2022 03:23
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If you say his name backwards it unsummons him.
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Das Boo posted:If you say his name backwards it unsummons him. kcnidrepmuH petohtalrayN supmaW
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In 1973, Dan Aykroyd had all but given up on showbiz. Auditions were always the same story. He was funny, but he just didn't have the "look" they wanted. Aykroyd took a break from auditioning and worked 60 hours a week for six months at a local canning factory and purchased the finest prosthetic nose money could buy. Within months, he became an SNL cast member and the rest is history. He has only appeared on screen once without his prosthetic in 1991's Nothing But Trouble.
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Dan Aykroyd raped and murdered a hogie in 1990.
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Dan Aykroyd is sometimes mistaken for his evil twin.  https://brandonbird.com/ayk_danroyd.html
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