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zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


He's not a good human being.

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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



he definitely rapes kids

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*


Isnít he in the B-52s?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


That's a face that's too awful to just punch, you need to throw the whole thing in a woodchipper.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004
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Is he the dude who's into kids' feet?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Dan Schneider was so bad he got booted from ADTRW

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Smugworth posted:

Dan Schneider was so bad he got booted from ADTRW

lol booom

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005
free av


Mods knew

about Dan Schneider

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)



Why the hate, other than his many chins? What are this man's crimes?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



BigBadSteve posted:

Why the hate, other than his many chins? What are this man's crimes?

raping kids

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Dan "She's a Fighter" Schneider
Dan "Likes em Tighter" Schneider
Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider

zaepg fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Jan 17, 2022

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




BigBadSteve posted:

Why the hate, other than his many chins? What are this man's crimes?

Big fan of vtubers

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015


I dunno, it all seems like weird internet rumors centered around the fact that he worked with a lot of child stars and made a lot of feet jokes.

Unless someone's personally accused him of something, then yes I can completely believe it

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



je1 healthcare posted:

I dunno, it all seems like weird internet rumors centered around the fact that he worked with a lot of child stars and made a lot of feet jokes.

Unless someone's personally accused him of something, then yes I can completely believe it

hey Dan hows it going

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Dan "Not enough hard cider to put her down" Schneider
Dan "You wanna be famous, get in my van" Schneider


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bha3uh0-ris

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010


maybe kids shouldnt be subjected to entertainment business, I thought child labor was illegal or something? we can have adults play the child parts in movies, like white people played all the minority parts for the most of last century

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)



https://youtu.be/3Ztj_4fFJck

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

Stay Out of the Basement


The Alchemist posted:

maybe kids shouldnt be subjected to entertainment business, I thought child labor was illegal or something? we can have adults play the child parts in movies, like white people played all the minority parts for the most of last century

Enjoy all your favs getting cancelled for wearing childface

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS



this is good.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


R.L. Stine posted:

Enjoy all your favs getting cancelled for wearing childface

You are oblivious to the weird poo poo Dan does, but that's OK, because I forgive you.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010


Honestly all I needed was his last name to know that he is a piece of poo poo

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a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!




Yaldabaoth posted:

That's a face that's too awful to just punch, you need to throw the whole thing in a woodchipper.

It would be like punching a steak that has a pillow behind it

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

i love you

Fact: his head has the same dimensions, upscaled, as a big toe

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

i love you

It can be forgiven for bringing us such favorites as the Amanda show and uh...

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



i must compose posted:

It can be forgiven for bringing us such favorites as the Amanda show and uh...

Jamie Lynn Spears' baby

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



The Alchemist posted:

Honestly all I needed was his last name to know that he is a piece of poo poo

take that poo poo to stormfront, shitsucker

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



remember when dan used twitter to get child feet pics

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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He normalized feet for an entire generation of children.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019


ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

remember when dan used twitter to get child feet pics

he also worked at nickelodeon I think

Paper Lion
Dec 13, 2009






ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

remember when dan used twitter to get child feet pics

lil b tha based god pulled the same trick at the same time. somethin wild in the water

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010


Every parent is a pedo enabler

Weka
May 5, 2019


Heck, almost every parent is a lover of children.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Nickelodeon was (is?) run by a cabal of child foot fetishists

Smugworth fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Jan 17, 2022

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



Smugworth posted:

Nickelodeon was (is?) run by a cabal of child foot fetishists



it was right under our noses all along

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003

lEt'S mOsEy





Didn't he create Kenan & Kel and basically give Kenan Thompson a career while Kel Mitchell got totally shafted?

Because let's be honest, Kel was the heart of that show.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

I thought he was a child rapist, but there's no mention of it on his Wikipedia page. I guess it's not true after all!

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010


The only feet this guy deserves are the 1000 feet distance that he has to keep to schools and playgrounds

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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I only really know Dan Schneider from Head of the Class, but goddamn, did this show have a bangin' theme song. Holy poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjb3Py_37nM

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side


jesus christ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bha3uh0-ris

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



Smugworth posted:

Nickelodeon was (is?) run by a cabal of child foot fetishists



holey poo poo

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