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nut



how about the Sprite Remix machine? U don't have to select piss but you'll always know someone did and it's all the same nozzle so

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FutonForensic



fire sprinklers... not so fun to start a fire at work now, it's it??

nut



a small dollop of piss but inside every second walnut

Nexein

"Donuts of
Champions"


Trevi fountain

Nexein

"Donuts of
Champions"


Yellowstone (lol)

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Would save a lot of zipping and unzipping if we just peed from our fingertips or noses or somethin



ty nut for this wonderful sig!


Manifisto



if it came out of your belly button in addition to your peehole you could finish pissing twice as fast, and or drench your enemy/open minded partner in half the time


thanks to pot smoke phoenix!

FutonForensic



load o piss in th vinegar again

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




water cooler, as a little friday fun at the office

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thank you fisto and psp!!


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nut



could piss come out of a less concrete thing? Can I piss from joy? Disdain? Diffidence? Must the piss obey the callous authoritarianism of Newton and his rules rules rules

baka fwocka fwame



nut posted:

how about the Sprite Remix machine? U don't have to select piss but you'll always know someone did and it's all the same nozzle so

not qa'd ideas:
-u could modify standard apocalyptic scenarios so that the sky runs yellow with piss instead of red with blood
-le epic piss in a public hand sanitizer dispenser prank
-jesus: this is my body, which will be given up unto u. this is my piss,
-make mea non-dairy macchiato. no i want u to be further away from dairy than that

nut



baka fwocka fwame posted:

not qa'd ideas:
-u could modify standard apocalyptic scenarios so that the sky runs yellow with piss instead of red with blood
-le epic piss in a public hand sanitizer dispenser prank
-jesus: this is my body, which will be given up unto u. this is my piss,
-make mea non-dairy macchiato. no i want u to be further away from dairy than that

to professionally establish the chain of idea-custody, I will openly recognize here that this post IS the sole influence that led to the post-it on the side of my computer monitor that says "piss milk?" Let this knowledge explain all downstream business decisions

Manifisto



not sure what's in this cave but there is a rather large quantity of piss here, just before the pools of blood, viscera, and bone. so, piss cave I guess?


thanks to pot smoke phoenix!

biosterous




piss comes out of the balls


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he/him or they/them, either works

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:


a whole other reason why I ghosted my holographic girlfriend

Dr. Honked

toilet duck

teapot

Manifisto



those fruit gusher candies


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Manifisto



pissfruit best fruit

Dr. Honked

toilet duck

piss gushers - now there's a concept that i can get behind

Dr. Honked

toilet duck

i made some sweary gummies a while back, i should make some PISS ones
(spoiler for potentially nsfw image)


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Dr. Honked posted:

i made some sweary gummies a while back, i should make some PISS ones
(spoiler for potentially nsfw image)




Twenty Four




biosterous posted:

piss comes out of the balls

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

biosterous posted:

piss comes out of the balls

But what if it could do so directly? Two balls, two streams, leaving the penis free to do something useful.



Dr. Honked

toilet duck

ball piss nozzles. lil piss teats on your balls

Twenty Four




Dr. Honked posted:

ball piss nozzles. lil piss teats on your balls

lol

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


vast reservoirs beneath Greenland

Dr. Honked

toilet duck

the internet

Twenty Four




Buttchocks posted:

vast reservoirs beneath Greenland

instead of the old "goons pissing in a well" thing it's already a well of piss

Dr. Honked

toilet duck

peas

Dr. Honked

toilet duck

nicki minaj

Dr. Honked

toilet duck

little sachet given away free on the front of a glossy magazine

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




gargoyle head

Twenty Four




one of those weird fountains where it looks like a little cherub looking kid is peeing into the bottom part of the fountain, but it's actual piss

Dr. Honked

toilet duck

what if pee came out of poo!!!!!!!!

Twenty Four




those stickers people used to put on their cars or usually trucks where it looks like the cartoon character Calvin is pissing on something, but it actually is, piss all over your rear window or bumper, showing real dedication to how much you don't like whatever the thing is

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



A snowman's dinguss

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nut



i have nipples greg can piss come out of them

Dr. Honked

toilet duck

nut posted:

i have nipples greg can piss come out of them

is "nipples greg" a plural like "ipads pro"? if it's not, i think it should be

biosterous





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Welcome to our ool. Notice that there is no P in it. This is because it produces its own.

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