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nut

google THIS posted:

Welcome to our ool. Notice that there is no P in it. This is because it produces its own.

# ? Jan 18, 2022 01:55

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 09:57

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

google THIS posted:

Welcome to our ool. Notice that there is no P in it. This is because it produces its own.

welcome to my pppppppppool. you know,

# ? Jan 18, 2022 02:13

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

usb ports

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jan 18, 2022 02:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

clouds

# ? Jan 18, 2022 02:48

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

whiskey bottles

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jan 18, 2022 02:49

Twenty Four

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

whiskey bottles

You sob, this is going too far. I was okay with everything else until this!

# ? Jan 18, 2022 02:52

Android Blues

I am at the centre of a vast network of pulsating blue transparent tubes. My neck is corded, face arrogant. The protagonist, beaten, bloodied, faces me down.

I gesture to the turbo-syringe in my hand. Soon my urethra will be the lodepoint for all piss flow, I boast. I'll never let that happen, he rasps. You're too late, I guffaw, madly, it's already begun. Monitors flicker on around me; people lined up at urinals, expecting the "social lubricant" of convivial micturatory conversation, stalled out, not speaking to each other. A mother looks at her non-pissing baby with mute dismay. Under my skin, my urethra bulges like a trapped python. It is a girl urethra so this really is mostly happening in my midriff and it's not R-rated and we can still sell this at Best Buy. It's just creepy, like Eraserhead, I say, you're not meant to get horny from this. Please stop it, I say, grunting with dismay as I realise where my hubris has lead me. I flick all the monitors off, suddenly self-conscious, but it's too late: the unilateral piss flow is starting. I've harnessed the power of an inchoate god, and now I am hurtling in the wake of its grand chariot.

# ? Jan 18, 2022 03:41

nut

Android Blues posted:

I am at the centre of a vast network of pulsating blue transparent tubes. My neck is corded, face arrogant. The protagonist, beaten, bloodied, faces me down.

I gesture to the turbo-syringe in my hand. Soon my urethra will be the lodepoint for all piss flow, I boast. I'll never let that happen, he rasps. You're too late, I guffaw, madly, it's already begun. Monitors flicker on around me; people lined up at urinals, expecting the "social lubricant" of convivial micturatory conversation, stalled out, not speaking to each other. A mother looks at her non-pissing baby with mute dismay. Under my skin, my urethra bulges like a trapped python. It is a girl urethra so this really is mostly happening in my midriff and it's not R-rated and we can still sell this at Best Buy. It's just creepy, like Eraserhead, I say, you're not meant to get horny from this. Please stop it, I say, grunting with dismay as I realise where my hubris has lead me. I flick all the monitors off, suddenly self-conscious, but it's too late: the unilateral piss flow is starting. I've harnessed the power of an inchoate god, and now I am hurtling in the wake of its grand chariot.

# ? Jan 18, 2022 03:48

nut

I guess like a clowns fake flower lol

# ? Jan 18, 2022 03:49

biosterous

Android Blues posted:

I am at the centre of a vast network of pulsating blue transparent tubes. My neck is corded, face arrogant. The protagonist, beaten, bloodied, faces me down.

I gesture to the turbo-syringe in my hand. Soon my urethra will be the lodepoint for all piss flow, I boast. I'll never let that happen, he rasps. You're too late, I guffaw, madly, it's already begun. Monitors flicker on around me; people lined up at urinals, expecting the "social lubricant" of convivial micturatory conversation, stalled out, not speaking to each other. A mother looks at her non-pissing baby with mute dismay. Under my skin, my urethra bulges like a trapped python. It is a girl urethra so this really is mostly happening in my midriff and it's not R-rated and we can still sell this at Best Buy. It's just creepy, like Eraserhead, I say, you're not meant to get horny from this. Please stop it, I say, grunting with dismay as I realise where my hubris has lead me. I flick all the monitors off, suddenly self-conscious, but it's too late: the unilateral piss flow is starting. I've harnessed the power of an inchoate god, and now I am hurtling in the wake of its grand chariot.

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# ? Jan 18, 2022 03:57

baka of lathspell

Android Blues posted:

I am at the centre of a vast network of pulsating blue transparent tubes. My neck is corded, face arrogant. The protagonist, beaten, bloodied, faces me down.

I gesture to the turbo-syringe in my hand. Soon my urethra will be the lodepoint for all piss flow, I boast. I'll never let that happen, he rasps. You're too late, I guffaw, madly, it's already begun. Monitors flicker on around me; people lined up at urinals, expecting the "social lubricant" of convivial micturatory conversation, stalled out, not speaking to each other. A mother looks at her non-pissing baby with mute dismay. Under my skin, my urethra bulges like a trapped python. It is a girl urethra so this really is mostly happening in my midriff and it's not R-rated and we can still sell this at Best Buy. It's just creepy, like Eraserhead, I say, you're not meant to get horny from this. Please stop it, I say, grunting with dismay as I realise where my hubris has lead me. I flick all the monitors off, suddenly self-conscious, but it's too late: the unilateral piss flow is starting. I've harnessed the power of an inchoate god, and now I am hurtling in the wake of its grand chariot.

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# ? Jan 18, 2022 04:04

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Android Blues posted:

I am at the centre of a vast network of pulsating blue transparent tubes. My neck is corded, face arrogant. The protagonist, beaten, bloodied, faces me down.

I gesture to the turbo-syringe in my hand. Soon my urethra will be the lodepoint for all piss flow, I boast. I'll never let that happen, he rasps. You're too late, I guffaw, madly, it's already begun. Monitors flicker on around me; people lined up at urinals, expecting the "social lubricant" of convivial micturatory conversation, stalled out, not speaking to each other. A mother looks at her non-pissing baby with mute dismay. Under my skin, my urethra bulges like a trapped python. It is a girl urethra so this really is mostly happening in my midriff and it's not R-rated and we can still sell this at Best Buy. It's just creepy, like Eraserhead, I say, you're not meant to get horny from this. Please stop it, I say, grunting with dismay as I realise where my hubris has lead me. I flick all the monitors off, suddenly self-conscious, but it's too late: the unilateral piss flow is starting. I've harnessed the power of an inchoate god, and now I am hurtling in the wake of its grand chariot.

lol

# ? Jan 18, 2022 04:04

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Android Blues posted:

I am at the centre of a vast network of pulsating blue transparent tubes. My neck is corded, face arrogant. The protagonist, beaten, bloodied, faces me down.

I gesture to the turbo-syringe in my hand. Soon my urethra will be the lodepoint for all piss flow, I boast. I'll never let that happen, he rasps. You're too late, I guffaw, madly, it's already begun. Monitors flicker on around me; people lined up at urinals, expecting the "social lubricant" of convivial micturatory conversation, stalled out, not speaking to each other. A mother looks at her non-pissing baby with mute dismay. Under my skin, my urethra bulges like a trapped python. It is a girl urethra so this really is mostly happening in my midriff and it's not R-rated and we can still sell this at Best Buy. It's just creepy, like Eraserhead, I say, you're not meant to get horny from this. Please stop it, I say, grunting with dismay as I realise where my hubris has lead me. I flick all the monitors off, suddenly self-conscious, but it's too late: the unilateral piss flow is starting. I've harnessed the power of an inchoate god, and now I am hurtling in the wake of its grand chariot.

# ? Jan 18, 2022 04:06

Manifisto

Android Blues posted:

I am at the centre of a vast network of pulsating blue transparent tubes. My neck is corded, face arrogant. The protagonist, beaten, bloodied, faces me down.

I gesture to the turbo-syringe in my hand. Soon my urethra will be the lodepoint for all piss flow, I boast. I'll never let that happen, he rasps. You're too late, I guffaw, madly, it's already begun. Monitors flicker on around me; people lined up at urinals, expecting the "social lubricant" of convivial micturatory conversation, stalled out, not speaking to each other. A mother looks at her non-pissing baby with mute dismay. Under my skin, my urethra bulges like a trapped python. It is a girl urethra so this really is mostly happening in my midriff and it's not R-rated and we can still sell this at Best Buy. It's just creepy, like Eraserhead, I say, you're not meant to get horny from this. Please stop it, I say, grunting with dismay as I realise where my hubris has lead me. I flick all the monitors off, suddenly self-conscious, but it's too late: the unilateral piss flow is starting. I've harnessed the power of an inchoate god, and now I am hurtling in the wake of its grand chariot.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 18, 2022 04:09

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

out an elevator shining style

# ? Jan 18, 2022 04:10

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

or perhaps as a new consequence to the 'pull my finger' gag

# ? Jan 18, 2022 04:11

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

wwe hall of famer "stone code" steve austin

# ? Jan 18, 2022 04:13

Finger Prince

Trees. Like the Eastern Piss Maple. You can screw a tap into the side of one and hang a bucket from it and when the piss starts to flow in spring you end up with a bucket full fresh tree piss. Boil that piss down and pour it over pancakes.

# ? Jan 18, 2022 04:16

baka of lathspell

the piss vape is real

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# ? Jan 18, 2022 04:17

Farecoal: There he go

Dr. Honked posted:

what if pee came out of poo!!!!!!!!

cutting into a log of poop like a chicken Kiev and salivating at at the all the golden piss that flows out

# ? Jan 18, 2022 04:19

biosterous

baka fwocka fwame posted:

the piss vape is real

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# ? Jan 18, 2022 04:22

Manifisto

I'm thinking eggs. just crackin' an egg and what comes out is not a lovely yolk and white, but piss. replace a percentage of the regular eggs with the piss eggs, so every time someone is making something that requires multiple eggs, like say an omelette, they have a delicious sense of uncertainty with each egg they add to the bowl

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 18, 2022 04:29

Stoner Sloth

out of your pupils like one of those lizards that shoot blood from their eyes - use it as a defense mechanism or just to express disapproval/surprise/etc

# ? Jan 18, 2022 05:17

nut

Farecoal posted:

cutting into a log of poop like a chicken Kiev and salivating at at the all the golden piss that flows out

# ? Jan 18, 2022 05:31

nut

udder

# ? Jan 18, 2022 05:31

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

round the back, where historically fudge has been made

# ? Jan 18, 2022 05:45

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

elbow would be nice at night when ur out for a midnight jaunt, carrying a 40 oz beer and the cops keep shining they lights on u

# ? Jan 18, 2022 05:47

nut

fire extinguisher so it�s still good and useful

# ? Jan 18, 2022 05:50

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

From the time capsule that your town buried 100 years ago. No messages, no photos, no recordings of children singing, no racist memorabilia, just a barrel containing the piss of every resident.

# ? Jan 18, 2022 05:54

Stoner Sloth

picture this - it's a cool, crisp morning down at the local agricultural fair and as you wander through you come to the pig stalls. above one of them is a particularly fine spider's web and to your amazement you notice that words are written into it.

the letters sparkle as they catch the early morning sunlight, resplendent with topaz coloured dew which as we all known is formed from fresh urine, and spelling out the words 'some piss pig'

# ? Jan 18, 2022 06:01

Manifisto

when the young dutch boy jammed his finger into the dike, he felt sure that what he was holding back was an inundation of seawater. but as his digits held back the deluge, he became ever more certain that what he was up against was not the ocean at all, but a tide of piss, a urine tsunami, a seething ocean of goddamn ammonia-yellow texas golden rain

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 18, 2022 06:16

FutonForensic

aaaa i've been imagining so many other cool places piss could come out of i forgot piss could come out of me aaaa

# ? Jan 18, 2022 06:54

selan dyin

Stoner Sloth posted:

picture this - it's a cool, crisp morning down at the local agricultural fair and as you wander through you come to the pig stalls. above one of them is a particularly fine spider's web and to your amazement you notice that words are written into it.

the letters sparkle as they catch the early morning sunlight, resplendent with topaz coloured dew which as we all known is formed from fresh urine, and spelling out the words 'some piss pig'

# ? Jan 18, 2022 08:06

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Would save a lot of zipping and unzipping if we just peed from our fingertips or noses or somethin

Or stopwith the whole pants thing though. Let's keep demonizing nipples, because the shirt industry is really a bunch of cool people that love to come up with mediocre poo poo to put on nipple covering devices.

Now for the first thought this thread gave to me, which may reflect on me or my current drunkeness, at some point most people are exposed to other people vomitting... and some ppl have a piss fetish... So,[retorical question] how hosed would it be if a random stranger puked piss on you in public?
[retorical answer] Very.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4