other cool places piss could come out of

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nut

how about the Sprite Remix machine? U don't have to select piss but you'll always know someone did and it's all the same nozzle so

# ¿ Jan 17, 2022 19:47

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 15:28

nut

a small dollop of piss but inside every second walnut

# ¿ Jan 17, 2022 19:48

nut

could piss come out of a less concrete thing? Can I piss from joy? Disdain? Diffidence? Must the piss obey the callous authoritarianism of Newton and his rules rules rules

# ¿ Jan 17, 2022 19:54

nut

baka fwocka fwame posted:

not qa'd ideas:
-u could modify standard apocalyptic scenarios so that the sky runs yellow with piss instead of red with blood
-le epic piss in a public hand sanitizer dispenser prank
-jesus: this is my body, which will be given up unto u. this is my piss,
-make mea non-dairy macchiato. no i want u to be further away from dairy than that

to professionally establish the chain of idea-custody, I will openly recognize here that this post IS the sole influence that led to the post-it on the side of my computer monitor that says "piss milk?" Let this knowledge explain all downstream business decisions

# ¿ Jan 17, 2022 20:02

nut

i have nipples greg can piss come out of them

# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 01:02

nut

google THIS posted:

Welcome to our ool. Notice that there is no P in it. This is because it produces its own.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 01:55

nut

Android Blues posted:

I am at the centre of a vast network of pulsating blue transparent tubes. My neck is corded, face arrogant. The protagonist, beaten, bloodied, faces me down.

I gesture to the turbo-syringe in my hand. Soon my urethra will be the lodepoint for all piss flow, I boast. I'll never let that happen, he rasps. You're too late, I guffaw, madly, it's already begun. Monitors flicker on around me; people lined up at urinals, expecting the "social lubricant" of convivial micturatory conversation, stalled out, not speaking to each other. A mother looks at her non-pissing baby with mute dismay. Under my skin, my urethra bulges like a trapped python. It is a girl urethra so this really is mostly happening in my midriff and it's not R-rated and we can still sell this at Best Buy. It's just creepy, like Eraserhead, I say, you're not meant to get horny from this. Please stop it, I say, grunting with dismay as I realise where my hubris has lead me. I flick all the monitors off, suddenly self-conscious, but it's too late: the unilateral piss flow is starting. I've harnessed the power of an inchoate god, and now I am hurtling in the wake of its grand chariot.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 03:48

nut

I guess like a clowns fake flower lol

# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 03:49

nut

Farecoal posted:

cutting into a log of poop like a chicken Kiev and salivating at at the all the golden piss that flows out

# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 05:31

nut

udder

# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 05:31

nut

fire extinguisher so it�s still good and useful

# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 05:50

nut

maybe the end of a trombone

# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 16:22

nut

barnold posted:

imagine pissing out your freakin rear end!!

isn't this how it work for women?

# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 17:01

nut

sorry i googled it and it's not women that do that, it's birds

# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 17:03

nut

Christmas crackers

# ¿ Jan 19, 2022 04:34

nut

maybe faucets so people in those facebook groups have an easier time harvesting it to drink and rub on they face

# ¿ Jan 19, 2022 16:33

nut

Spider-Man�s wrists

# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 14:56

nut

Chrs posted:

imagine if the toilet pissed.

I�m imagining and I�m liking

# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 12:52

nut

gender reveal cake

# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 15:03

nut

the log flume

# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 23:44

nut

poverty goat posted:

The woodwork

# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 19:45

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 15:28

nut

some fortune cookies

# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 22:22

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