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Cerebral Mayhem
Jul 18, 2000

Very useful on the planet Delphon, where they communicate with their eyebrows

I saw Fred Schneider in a diner once.

We were at a local Atlanta diner, meeting up with some friends and having some dinner. I saw this guy come in the door, then look around like he was searching for someone. For a split second I thought he was another friend of ours come to meet up because he looked so familiar but then my husband whispered, "That's Fred Schneider!" and it certainly was. He found who he was looking for, and sat down at a booth.

We weren't idiots and continued to mind our own business and ate and talked amongst ourselves. After we paid our bill and left, I did smile at him as we passed his booth.

Anyway, that's my Fred Schneider story.

I buried my parakeet in the back yard.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




All I needed to know was his last name to know I liked him

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008



Still angry about the BC-52s.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



does he gently caress kids?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Did he have jukebox money?

Cerebral Mayhem
Jul 18, 2000

Very useful on the planet Delphon, where they communicate with their eyebrows

He didn't use the jukebox while we were there, but someone had queued up a bunch of 80's tunes.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


He's got him a car, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)



I love the B-52's. I would gladly crawl a mile over broken glass to masturbate in Fred Schneider's shadow.

OP, I bet he was wordlessly grateful that time for not being hassled while he was trying to eat.

precision
May 7, 2006

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sometimes when im just doin stuff and im ver stoned i will make up and sing a b-52s song about it

like "hey! i'm fol-ding my pants! fol-ding-my-PANTS! i'm gonna put 'em in the drawer! i said put 'em in the drawer!"

i amuse the hel out of myself

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


precision posted:

sometimes when im just doin stuff and im ver stoned i will make up and sing a b-52s song about it

like "hey! i'm fol-ding my pants! fol-ding-my-PANTS! i'm gonna put 'em in the drawer! i said put 'em in the drawer!"

i amuse the hel out of myself

Holy poo poo I loving do this around the house when I'm bored too!

"That's one fat CAT and she's eatin' FOOD!" Is something I Schneidered today. The cat was nonplussed.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting


I'm gonna have to work that into my pet annoyance routine

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.





Fleta Mcgurn posted:

He's got him a car, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail!

Woah!

sootikins
May 24, 2008

Did I ever. Remember it as if it were yesterday. Soon as I woke, I went to empty my bowels - my favorite part of the day. Defecatin' to the sunrise - downright glorious.


his other band has the best Christmas song ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-wQNwgyEuM

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



precision posted:

sometimes when im just doin stuff and im ver stoned i will make up and sing a b-52s song about it

like "hey! i'm fol-ding my pants! fol-ding-my-PANTS! i'm gonna put 'em in the drawer! i said put 'em in the drawer!"

i amuse the hel out of myself

There are a lot of songs I would like to hear covered by the B-52s. Beck - "Loser" and Sade - "Smooth Operator" to name a couple. Can hear them in my head easily

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.





Doctor Dogballs posted:

There are a lot of songs I would like to hear covered by the B-52s. Beck - "Loser" and Sade - "Smooth Operator" to name a couple. Can hear them in my head easily

I just realized I might consider losing a body part to hear the B-52's cover Wish by Nine Inch Nails.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


"Thats Schneider"

precision
May 7, 2006

Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting



aye HURT my-self to-day! i said i hurt my-self today! to see if AYE can still FEEL! i said to see if i can feel!

and you! you can have it ALL! my! em-pire of DIRT!

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



precision posted:

aye HURT my-self to-day! i said i hurt my-self today! to see if AYE can still FEEL! i said to see if i can feel!

and you! you can have it ALL! my! em-pire of DIRT!

lmao

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


What do you reckon Fred is short for.

Changing/shortening/etc your name is obviously hiding something

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.





precision posted:

aye HURT my-self to-day! i said i hurt my-self today! to see if AYE can still FEEL! i said to see if i can feel!

and you! you can have it ALL! my! em-pire of DIRT!

I'M the one with out a soul! I'M the one with THIS big gently caress-ing hole!

gotta listen to your BIG-time HARD-line BAD-luck FIST-gently caress!

precision
May 7, 2006

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AFewBricksShy posted:

I'M the one with out a soul! I'M the one with THIS big gently caress-ing hole!

gotta listen to your BIG-time HARD-line BAD-luck FIST-gently caress!

ahahahahahaaaaa this works too well

precision
May 7, 2006

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[female vocal]fist-gently caress BABY!

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



precision posted:

[female vocal]fist-gently caress BABY!

lmao

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


I heard there's a monster in his pants and it does a nasty dance.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Bonzo posted:

I heard there's a monster in his pants and it does a nasty dance.

reported

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting


not a-BOUT! to see your LIGHT!
and if you WANna find hell with ME!
i can SHOW! you WHAT it's!!!

A-WHAT it's LIIIIIIIIIIKE :D :D :D :D

precision
May 7, 2006

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MAMA! Tell ya chil-dren not-to GO-MY-WAYYYYYYY

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


DEAD I am the ONE!

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



crash IN the BACK of my drag-ULA

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.





with SO much drama in the L!bc it's kind of hard being snoop D-o DOUBle g!

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precision
May 7, 2006

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Do do they OWE owe us-a LIVING yes they do of-a-COURSE THEY-do of course they loving do!! :haw:

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