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Cerebral Mayhem: Jul 18, 2000; Very useful on the planet Delphon, where they communicate with their eyebrows

I saw Fred Schneider in a diner once.

We were at a local Atlanta diner, meeting up with some friends and having some dinner. I saw this guy come in the door, then look around like he was searching for someone. For a split second I thought he was another friend of ours come to meet up because he looked so familiar but then my husband whispered, "That's Fred Schneider!" and it certainly was. He found who he was looking for, and sat down at a booth.

We weren't idiots and continued to mind our own business and ate and talked amongst ourselves. After we paid our bill and left, I did smile at him as we passed his booth.

Anyway, that's my Fred Schneider story.

I buried my parakeet in the back yard.

# ? Jan 17, 2022 23:32

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# ? May 27, 2022 15:08

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003; Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.

All I needed to know was his last name to know I liked him

# ? Jan 17, 2022 23:33

Szyznyk: Mar 4, 2008

Still angry about the BC-52s.

# ? Jan 17, 2022 23:34

Sid Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

does he gently caress kids?

# ? Jan 17, 2022 23:34

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Did he have jukebox money?

# ? Jan 17, 2022 23:35

Cerebral Mayhem: Jul 18, 2000; Very useful on the planet Delphon, where they communicate with their eyebrows

He didn't use the jukebox while we were there, but someone had queued up a bunch of 80's tunes.

# ? Jan 17, 2022 23:48

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

He's got him a car, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail!

# ? Jan 20, 2022 08:40

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009; _{Self Defense}
Nil Satanus carborundum

_{Yeshua akbar!}
_{_{(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)}}

I love the B-52's. I would gladly crawl a mile over broken glass to masturbate in Fred Schneider's shadow.

OP, I bet he was wordlessly grateful that time for not being hassled while he was trying to eat.

# ? Jan 20, 2022 09:36

precision: May 7, 2006; Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting

sometimes when im just doin stuff and im ver stoned i will make up and sing a b-52s song about it

like "hey! i'm fol-ding my pants! fol-ding-my-PANTS! i'm gonna put 'em in the drawer! i said put 'em in the drawer!"

i amuse the hel out of myself

# ? Jan 20, 2022 11:31

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

precision posted:

sometimes when im just doin stuff and im ver stoned i will make up and sing a b-52s song about it

like "hey! i'm fol-ding my pants! fol-ding-my-PANTS! i'm gonna put 'em in the drawer! i said put 'em in the drawer!"

i amuse the hel out of myself

Holy poo poo I loving do this around the house when I'm bored too!

"That's one fat CAT and she's eatin' FOOD!" Is something I Schneidered today. The cat was nonplussed.

# ? Jan 20, 2022 12:11

signalnoise: Mar 7, 2008; i was told my old av was distracting

I'm gonna have to work that into my pet annoyance routine

# ? Jan 20, 2022 12:28

AFewBricksShy: Jun 19, 2003; of a full load.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

He's got him a car, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail!

Woah!

# ? Jan 20, 2022 12:30

sootikins: May 24, 2008; Did I ever. Remember it as if it were yesterday. Soon as I woke, I went to empty my bowels - my favorite part of the day. Defecatin' to the sunrise - downright glorious.

his other band has the best Christmas song ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-wQNwgyEuM

# ? Jan 20, 2022 13:02

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

precision posted:

sometimes when im just doin stuff and im ver stoned i will make up and sing a b-52s song about it

like "hey! i'm fol-ding my pants! fol-ding-my-PANTS! i'm gonna put 'em in the drawer! i said put 'em in the drawer!"

i amuse the hel out of myself

There are a lot of songs I would like to hear covered by the B-52s. Beck - "Loser" and Sade - "Smooth Operator" to name a couple. Can hear them in my head easily

# ? Jan 20, 2022 14:07

AFewBricksShy: Jun 19, 2003; of a full load.

Doctor Dogballs posted:

There are a lot of songs I would like to hear covered by the B-52s. Beck - "Loser" and Sade - "Smooth Operator" to name a couple. Can hear them in my head easily

I just realized I might consider losing a body part to hear the B-52's cover Wish by Nine Inch Nails.

# ? Jan 20, 2022 14:11

Greg of Doom: Dec 22, 2021; by sebmojo

"Thats Schneider"

# ? Jan 20, 2022 14:14

precision: May 7, 2006; Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting

aye HURT my-self to-day! i said i hurt my-self today! to see if AYE can still FEEL! i said to see if i can feel!

and you! you can have it ALL! my! em-pire of DIRT!

# ? Jan 20, 2022 15:00

Sid Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

precision posted:

aye HURT my-self to-day! i said i hurt my-self today! to see if AYE can still FEEL! i said to see if i can feel!

and you! you can have it ALL! my! em-pire of DIRT!

lmao

# ? Jan 20, 2022 15:08

Greg of Doom: Dec 22, 2021; by sebmojo

What do you reckon Fred is short for.

Changing/shortening/etc your name is obviously hiding something

# ? Jan 20, 2022 15:10

AFewBricksShy: Jun 19, 2003; of a full load.

precision posted:

aye HURT my-self to-day! i said i hurt my-self today! to see if AYE can still FEEL! i said to see if i can feel!

and you! you can have it ALL! my! em-pire of DIRT!

I'M the one with out a soul! I'M the one with THIS big gently caress-ing hole!

gotta listen to your BIG-time HARD-line BAD-luck FIST-gently caress!

# ? Jan 20, 2022 15:20

precision: May 7, 2006; Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting

AFewBricksShy posted:

I'M the one with out a soul! I'M the one with THIS big gently caress-ing hole!

gotta listen to your BIG-time HARD-line BAD-luck FIST-gently caress!

ahahahahahaaaaa this works too well

# ? Jan 20, 2022 15:42

precision: May 7, 2006; Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting

[female vocal]fist-gently caress BABY!

# ? Jan 20, 2022 15:44

Sid Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

precision posted:

[female vocal]fist-gently caress BABY!

lmao

# ? Jan 20, 2022 15:46

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

I heard there's a monster in his pants and it does a nasty dance.

# ? Jan 20, 2022 15:47

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003; Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.

Bonzo posted:

I heard there's a monster in his pants and it does a nasty dance.

reported

# ? Jan 20, 2022 16:23

signalnoise: Mar 7, 2008; i was told my old av was distracting

not a-BOUT! to see your LIGHT!
and if you WANna find hell with ME!
i can SHOW! you WHAT it's!!!

A-WHAT it's LIIIIIIIIIIKE

# ? Jan 20, 2022 16:28

precision: May 7, 2006; Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting

MAMA! Tell ya chil-dren not-to GO-MY-WAYYYYYYY

# ? Jan 20, 2022 17:03

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

DEAD I am the ONE!

# ? Jan 20, 2022 18:06

Sid Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

crash IN the BACK of my drag-ULA

# ? Jan 20, 2022 18:08

AFewBricksShy: Jun 19, 2003; of a full load.

with SO much drama in the L!bc it's kind of hard being snoop D-o DOUBle g!

# ? Jan 20, 2022 18:13

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# ? May 27, 2022 15:08

precision: May 7, 2006; Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting

Do do they OWE owe us-a LIVING yes they do of-a-COURSE THEY-do of course they loving do!! :haw:

# ? Jan 20, 2022 18:33

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