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Full Metal Jackass posted:The dog food was probably more expensive than the RCA TV. Well they do always say to actually buy something instead of only what you came there to lift
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ErrorInvalidUser posted:the interiors of target and walmart are 14 years old When I was younger I used to love going to Walmart with my parents to look up while they shopped and watch the pigeons and stuff that would roost way the hell up in the rafters. Only visiting now these many years later have I realized the implications of there being birds directly above grocery products
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See that would have the opposite effect on me, would find ways to not reuse them. Also how much did it cost to mark all boxes like that?
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There's this amazing beautiful Target that opened out in King of Prussia, Pennsylvania, that looks like either some sort of church or government building in a weird future. Like you'd take your kid there on "Examination Day" and when they failed the test they'd be processed into some sort of patty. It's a regular Target inside. There's this covered parking and this big wall of windows. Totally beautiful.
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Jan 19, 2022 03:45
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Target got rid of their grill and put in a Starbucks  I miss their pretzels and popcorn 
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My first exposure to Target was the film Career Opportunities and in the movie the guy fantasized about changing the name to Jimget.
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Jan 19, 2022 04:07
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Target has some decent quality home goods. I bought a nice feather pillow there for about $40.
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Jan 19, 2022 04:28
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Back in my retail incarceration there was a coworker that would flip her poo poo over customers stealing from the store and she got fired for stealing from another employee lol
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Jan 19, 2022 05:49
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I tried walking into Target but I missed.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I tried walking into Target but I missed. Slammed into the big red balls eh
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Jan 19, 2022 07:16
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as soon as these weed gummies wear off i need to go buy an RF cable...
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need to drive or..?
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i could walk but it's like 1 degree outside with the wind chill
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Jan 19, 2022 20:40
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Just a quick heads up. I turned all you shoplifters in to the FBI. Get your things in order.
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Pug Rodeo posted:Just a quick heads up. I turned all you shoplifters in to the FBI. Get your things in order. ur dead dandy warhol
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Pug Rodeo posted:Just a quick heads up. I turned all you shoplifters in to the FBI. Get your things in order. Appreciated. I'll butter up my b hole.
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Jan 19, 2022 21:06
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precision posted:i could walk but it's like 1 degree outside with the wind chill no its cool thank you for being a responsible user 
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Jan 19, 2022 21:08
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Pug Rodeo posted:Just a quick heads up. I turned all you shoplifters in to the FBI. Get your things in order. im driving to the police station to turn myself in, no need to make this any harder than it is
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I work for Frito-Lay and have stocked a few Targets as a vendor, they're usually on small format since they don't do the business that say a Walmart or Kroger would do, the weirdest thing about going into a Target to stock is when you sign in your name and company in the backroom, they literally get on a walkie talkie and announce to all the managers on shift that you're in the store to work, it felt odd and of course managers have extra poo poo for you to do immediately. Target has the better quality of Mom shopper over Walmart however, they just ignore their screeching children so they can get back to their wine and xanax lifestyle.
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kntfkr posted:my wife refuses to ever shop at target again because she called about some black friday deal on a car seat and talked to some dumbass kid on the phone who was like yeah we got it, no i can't hold it, yeah it's the one on sale and there was this awful loving storm in west jersey that year and so she makes this treacherous drive and then gets there and she finds the kid and he gets the car seat and it's a different SKU and they actually don't have the one she wants and no this one's not on sale and it's not the one she wants anyway so she goes into the parking lot and tries to gently caress up a cart but they're totally made out of fisher price plastic and you can't even dent them. but we would still piss at the one in jersey city if covid and murders didn't make taking the PATH so unappealing your wife is a karen
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:There's this amazing beautiful Target that opened out in King of Prussia, Pennsylvania, that looks like either some sort of church or government building in a weird future. Like you'd take your kid there on "Examination Day" and when they failed the test they'd be processed into some sort of patty. It's a regular Target inside. I used to live around the corner from that target. I think it's supposed to be the largest on east coast but its just regular inside and i've never seen a more than regular amount of patrons occupy it. Like there's an enormous dairy and perishables section there's no way they sell it all
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We go to Super Target a lot. Grab a ‘bucks, hit the dollar bins, buy some discounted hamburger meat.
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evilpicard posted:your wife is a karen my wife is miao
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Heads up to shop lifters, my local Kroger in Ohio put cameras above the self checkouts that apparently look at each move and throw up a flashing light if it feels like you're bagging two. Didn't even notice until someone pointed it to me while checking out.
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lol, i may or may not have shoplifted in walmart. Bought a 200 dollar tent, walked out with it. Walked back in after a few days, returned it for cash. Grabbed another tent, and just walked out the garden center. Plus their cart doors were full size at one point and didn't have the sensors, so you could just dip out one of those. or so i've heard
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another time i may or may not have been looking for PC games, at walmart. I'd slice the bottom open pocket the disc case, go into the bathroom and remove the tag. well. i may have accidently sliced my thumb and started bleeding, so I went and bought some bandaids, saying it just happened and I wasn't sure what I cut it on in the store. lol. teenagers. Diablo 2, binches X-files box sets under a hoody in the little shelf on the cart. like. they were just asking for it. walked out the cart door and would sell them for about $60 a pop on ebay. i now have money, but man, if that urge just isn't there sometimes these days. i'd never sully a Target like that. (i'm sure i did once or twice) ((allegedly)) blight rhino fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Jan 20, 2022 |
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scott zoloft posted:I used to live around the corner from that target. I think it's supposed to be the largest on east coast but its just regular inside and i've never seen a more than regular amount of patrons occupy it. Like there's an enormous dairy and perishables section there's no way they sell it all You lived in possibly the greatest concentration of capitalism in any small area in the whole United States. You always had a shop that would serve your needs.
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You can tell a store is serious when they put scanners in front of the bathroom. gently caress you, bitches. I will find another way to cheat you. This affront only strengthens my resolve.
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interwhat posted:Heads up to shop lifters, my local Kroger in Ohio put cameras above the self checkouts that apparently look at each move and throw up a flashing light if it feels like you're bagging two. Didn't even notice until someone pointed it to me while checking out. ya this is coming and fast - will be in every major retailer along with shelf recognition cameras in the next 5-10 years. they'll know what you pick up when you pick it up and if you leave the store without paying they'll know too.
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Do these places still have scratch and sniff stickers?
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interwhat posted:Heads up to shop lifters, my local Kroger in Ohio put cameras above the self checkouts that apparently look at each move and throw up a flashing light if it feels like you're bagging two. Didn't even notice until someone pointed it to me while checking out. Yeah, I used to sneak a few items in with this method until one time, when I wasn't actually trying that, I got flagged for scanning one thing but having two things in my hand over the bag area. Today all the self checkouts in my area have a ton of cameras above them, so it's getting too risky.
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I'm too cowardly to steal but I've started passively not correcting the cashiers who forget to scan something in out of spite for all the things I buy that manage to go bad 6 hours after getting home.
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The Walrus posted:ya this is coming and fast - will be in every major retailer along with shelf recognition cameras in the next 5-10 years. they'll know what you pick up when you pick it up and if you leave the store without paying they'll know too. I don’t shoplift but I do pick stuff up with the intention of buying it, but almost always end up changing my mind before I’m done and leave stuff in random places. It’s shameful I know and I don’t want them to know I do it!!!
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I shove produce up my rear end, glue my rear end in a top hat shut, then kill myself in front of the magazine rack. Watching them fish vegetables out of my viscera to put back on the shelves is always good for a laugh.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I shove produce up my rear end, glue my rear end in a top hat shut, then kill myself in front of the magazine rack. Watching them fish vegetables out of my viscera to put back on the shelves is always good for a laugh. lol
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precision posted:that oesn't sound very plausible to me. youre suggesting that target knows people are stealing, keeps records of them havng stoled, and waits until the records show they stole enough, and then... calls the cops...? They track data and all transactions. They only go digging when things get weird in reporting like the guy who racked up felony charges for doing UPC swaps for lego. Imagine being the VP of loving SAP the tech/payroll company in the bay area and then get busted for stealing legos via UPC swaps to sell on ebay... https://www.slashgear.com/sap-vp-arrested-over-lego-scam-at-target-23229502/ When I digged up that article apparently people still get caught doing it. The system will flag certain UPC code purchases if they notice a pattern. I imagine with all the lego target arrests over the years it probably looks for patterns in lego buying. Blue Footed Booby posted:They have a dedicated investigation branch. Yeah that doesn't surprise me. I've seen weird layouts if shoplifting is an issue in a area in order to mitigate theft. There was a Target in Austin, TX that had all Tide products on an Aside facing the customer service check out on one end, basically always in eyeshot. And a Walmart that locked down all their expensive Lego sits with those stap on alarm buzzers along with a wire cable LOCKING it to the shelf. Never saw that before at a retail store. Big K of Justice fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Jan 21, 2022 |
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Big K of Justice posted:They track data and all transactions. They only go digging when things get weird in reporting like the guy who racked up felony charges for doing UPC swaps for lego. lmao drat. that seems like an extremely lot of trouble to go through to make that much money. like... literally any other crime would pay better i'm eating some of target brand pork buns and they actually kind of own
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Is it just me or are there always hotties shopping in yoga pants there? Can't compete with walmart for that
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precision posted:that oesn't sound very plausible to me. youre suggesting that target knows people are stealing, keeps records of them havng stoled, and waits until the records show they stole enough, and then... calls the cops...? It’s not the norm for them to do it but there are shoplifting rings that steal a significant amount of stuff over a long period of time, but not in amounts where you could nail anyone with worse than a misdemeanor for a single incident. I also personally know of at least one individual who was a habitual shoplifter and took fairly valuable stuff who this happened to. As you said it’s a lot of work that usually would not be worth doing, but there are people whose job it is to do this stuff when the need arises
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