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So guys, why are we all following the most deranged people? I mean we got a clown fetishist, a guy with a trick umbrella, and a guy with dual personalities. Why don’t we run a gambling or prostitution ring or move illegal drugs or weapons or pick a neighborhood and get protection money or something? I hear you can make money doing that. No, we’re gonna go with the plan to pump laughing gas into city hall? Okay, that works too.
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Call Your Grandma posted:lol check out all the losers who took jobs with the joker instead of sexy plant lady I am only working for this clown because I think I have a chance with that Harley dame.
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Jan 18, 2022 05:41
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Cosmik Slop posted:Man, the only guy that was hiring was the Clock King, this is bullshit Condiment King or bust!
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Jan 18, 2022 06:19
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For you thugs it might be rough but let me tell you, for criminal defense attorneys Gotham is the best. The prosecutors can’t put a case together to save their lives. If you are defending the Penguin there is a about a 90% chance they gently caress up the case and he gets off on a technicality. Chain of evidence is a bit messed up when the suspect and all the evidence are dropped off outside the police station by some freak in a bat costume. And defending the Joker…..no sane jury wants to convict him for fear they will literally become insane. On the off chance someone does get convicted they are always declared insane and we get people routinely paroled after only a few months in Arkham because they were ‘cured’ and they never are. Even if you do get a one in a million long time conviction security at Arkham is so bad that your client will be out in a few weeks anyway. Oh yeah, but always demand payment up front. Except for the Joker. Don’t represent that guy at all. Ever. My brother Phil did once. Now he just stares vacantly all day with a stupid grin on his face. Messed up poo poo. Same with Scarecrow really. Frank at my firm tried that once. Now he just runs screaming in fear from everything. A wife and two kids. Very sad.
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Jan 18, 2022 18:32
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Hey youse guys! C’mere I just found Pete! He’s dead, he’s dead! Da bat got ‘im! He was like a brudda ta me and now he’s fuggin dead. We’re goners, we’re done for, it’s da end of da line! This is good news. This means the Batman broke his moral rule. He is going to slip into a dark depression and question why he is doing this. Eventually we will find out Pete didn’t actually die and the Bat will start up again but in the meantime now is the TIME TO CRIME!
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Jan 18, 2022 18:54
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RBA Starblade posted:That's a sucker's move, I'm just going to throw the gun at him Just an fyi, they don’t replace your gun for free if you lose it.
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Jan 18, 2022 20:12
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Any reason we can’t just shoot dis jerk in da face? You talking about the Bat or Mr. J? He’s standing right behind me isn’t he?
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Jan 18, 2022 22:39
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The Voice of Labor posted:you mean you guys get paid for this? the court of owls recruiter guy told me this was an internship Yeah, that is why so many of our capers are non-profit. You see, if we use the interns to make money by having the help us rob a bank or smuggle drugs or run a protection gig the labor laws hit us. If we focus on building mind control balloons, crashing parties with pranks, and the like there is no money in that so you can get away with not paying the interns. Everyone also make sure to pay taxes on anything you do make on these gigs. Income tax was how they got Capone and that is probably how they will get Penguin soon. Don’t go down with him. File your taxes.
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Jan 19, 2022 10:41
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RBA Starblade posted:Speaking of which is Dracula looking for any goons? That could be fun. Do you like eating spiders?
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Jan 22, 2022 18:44
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I think I am going to go work for a Captain Planet villain and just dump toxic waste in the river or something.
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Jan 28, 2022 00:45
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PD808 posted:If we vote to decriminalize clown gas, we won't have to wake up in the middle of the night to sneak it around the city! Plus the only thing that can stop bad guys with clown gas is good guys with clown gas so we gotta keep it out of the hands of our enemies. Oh, and I guess the bat stops us too sometimes.
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Jan 28, 2022 04:15
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Soon he will hoisin himself up to a level with the other villains and ketchup to the Joker. Then he will celebrate with salsa dancing.
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Jan 28, 2022 23:11
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Outrail posted:What happened to the bonsai monster? I think it goes after that tree murderer Daniel LaRusso in the next season of Cobra Kai.
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https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/1482800051126689793
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Outrail posted:POssibly, but not crime doesn't pay so what choice do we have? I am hoping my Etsy shop takes off.
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BigBadSteve posted:Da boss says Catwoman told him that when the Batfreak hosed her, he wore a glow in the dark condom with a pattern of little black bats on it. I was figured she was a prude.
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