|
Hi boss, I'm at the Christmas parade. I was just setting up the bomb under the big Christmas Tree and I noticed that it's just confetti a really small explosive charge. It's basically a scaled up version of a party popper. Right. Ok. I. Ok yes but. Ok. My issue that it's exactly the same crime as if I were to plant a real bomb. I'm looking at hard time for this and it's just a loving prank. Ye..bu..I'm sorry I cursed. Yes I remember signing the no swearing policy. How could I forget it was in crayon.
|
#
¿
Jan 18, 2022 05:01
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 26, 2024 13:06 |
|
|
Javier, when you was workin' for that guy down in Columbia, what's his name? Escobar? Did he ever uh.. Did he ever have you spray paintin' silos with them word puzzles for kids? What are they called again? You know like uh, the more you takes the more you leaves behind and it's footprints? Yeah riddles! Oh of course! That's why he's called that!
|
|
#
¿
Jan 18, 2022 05:38
|
|
|
Sorry I don't think I can..I can..I *sneezes* I'm sorry Ma'am I thought with some anti-histamines I could cope but it's just.. It's just.. I'm sorry I have to go.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 18, 2022 05:58
|
|
|
Hey so.. Have you ever called 911 in this city? Why would I want to talk to the cops for? I ain't no stoolie! Nah that's not what I mean it's just. Well here listen. Hey what are you doin' put that thing away! Nah nah trust me just listen. *speaker phone* Hello 911 what is your emergency? Uh there's these couple of guys looks like maybe they're breakin' into the old clown gas factory. Transferring you now, one moment please. Yes hello, Wayne residence.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 18, 2022 07:03
|
|
|
*dangling by a wire upside down off a bridge It's a living.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 18, 2022 12:54
|
|
|
Thug: Hey kid listen, how old are you anyways? Robin: Old enough to know that crime doesn't pay! Thug: Nah I mean it. You're like what, 15? Robin: Maybe. Yeah. So what? Thug: It's 2am on a Tuesday. Don't you have school tomorrow? Robin: No, I have a tutor and my hours are flexible. I mean he is also a butler.. and he's got some other stuff going on so we don't get much class time but.. SHUT UP! Thug: Look kid I ain't gonna win no father of the years awards or nothin' but my little girl she's at home in bed asleep right now. This ain't no normal life for no kid to be livin'. Robin: Says the criminal stealing clown gas! Thug: We all gotta make our way in this city. I had a hard time growin' up and these are the opportunities I was given. I ain't proud of it, but my wife and my little girl they gotta eat. I don't what know your relationship with the Batman is but it ain't normal or healthy is all I'm sayin'. Maybe tomorrow you go down to the community centre on 5th street? Speak to Abigail, she's a social worker. She can help you.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 19, 2022 00:31
|
|
|
Unions? Regular jobs? Sure if you want to be schmucks go right ahead. But me? I choose to work for the Joker because he stands for something bigger than any one man and that is.. 'cause he's tryin' to.. you see the Batman represents.. and so we're doing the pranks because.. I have a degree in chemical engineering what the hell am I doing wasting my life making.. clown gas?
|
|
#
¿
Jan 19, 2022 04:47
|
|
|
*is cornered by the cops in ally and pulls out a tommy gun See you in hell coppers! *it's just loaded with green and purple paintballs
|
|
#
¿
Jan 19, 2022 14:00
|
|
|
Is just a regular mime performing outside of an art gallery and unable to tell the Batman to stop beating the poo poo out of you for being a henchman because, you know, 'cause you're a mine.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 19, 2022 15:57
|
|
|
Committing workplace harassment by humming the Batman theme around Rocko after he got PTSD from being hung upside down from a bridge.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 25, 2022 00:39
|
|
|
Big Jimmy's mum, Tiny Young Tabitha - the morbidly obese octogenarian? Tasteful Appropriate Toby, you're a real sick puppy.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 27, 2022 01:09
|
|
|
Hey did you guys hear that Mr Freeze started his own Justice League? Yeah he calls it the Gotham Society for Legal Fairness and Oversight.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 27, 2022 22:36
|
|
|
I just got the results back from the lab and it's not looking good guys. There's not a trace of clown in any of it.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 28, 2022 01:35
|
|
|
Ah geez that poor kid. I gotta speak to Abi, there's gotta be something she can do to get him out of that creepy cave. We all had it tough comin' up but it ain't right comin' up like that. That poor kid.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 2, 2022 10:04
|
|
|
*examining the Bat-a-rang that knocked me out* Woah this is made of adamantium. This thing's worth like 5000 Simoleans. You'd have to be a billionaire to just throw these things away.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 8, 2022 01:28
|
|
|
Splicer posted:Nah it's just a steel alloy, pricey but useless for recasting. I got a nice side gig selling bat stuff to collectors though. Batarangs, them little darts, grappling hooks, you name it. This one here, goid condition, that ding from your skull actually adds value believe it or not, yeah I'll give you 200 for it. No offense to your professionalism Splicey the Scammer, but I'm gonna go get a second opinion.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 8, 2022 01:57
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 26, 2024 13:06 |
|
|
Hey Tommy, how come youse ain't never been pinched by da Bat? It's easy. I just do all my robbin' and killin' during the day. Ever since the 60s da Bat only ever comes out at a night.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 5, 2022 23:44
|
|