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BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
You guys ever stop to think that maybe we're the bad guys? I mean, the boss has seven hundred identically dressed people in masks he pays to stand around his office building. All on the off chance that one singular guy in a city of forty million comes in. God damnit I wish I had listened to that guidance counselor instead of just loving around in my twenties. These uniforms stink and itch and we get drowned in a vat of acid if we even complain. I get paid $15 per hour and the contract says right there, "complain once, vat of acid!" I only took this job because I needed evening income after my landlord raised the rent!

Do you have any idea how much it costs to bribe an OSHA inspector to ignore the vats of acid or the mandatory firearm drills with safeties off?

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